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267970  WTF: I could really go for a foot long Konie!

267958  a robot: This is what those essential oils nuts actually believe. Source: my boss won't shut the fuck up about oils

267965  a robot: Kids who use hashtags probably don't even know who OJ is and/or why the white Bronco is associated with him

267963  Air Biscuit: When your beard jacks your lumber...

267944  sparename: You Wucksacky Wabbit

267979  clayjar: She looks like the old lady receptionist from Monsters Inc. Congrats on her 18th. That dogs a trooper.

267970  Air Biscuit: Look out for jawas.

267950  VeeKay: @Not A Bot Your comment made this post funny.

267951  VeeKay: Classic C Lorenz

267970  charlemagne: skurwysyn

267952  VeeKay: Alt pink *Janelle Monae plays weird music in the back ground*

267958  VeeKay: Just take some gold and get 4 new ones

267951  sparename: My first computer was a Vic-20 - the one before this.. they were advertised really cheap at a local shop but they then wanted four times the price for the power supply. As an annoying teenager just getting into electronics, I bought the cheap computer and made my own power box. It must still be in my Mum's loft, somewhere

267961  Shay: @Mad Collager Nice rack.

267966  VeeKay: *generic Xzibit quote*

267969  Zaxxoff: have you heard the good news, friends? KFC $5 fill ups will save your wallet and soul! Now you may worship KFC as unto a god!

20477  jljocque: Shouldn't they smell, y'know...GRRREAT!?

267912  Zaxxoff: I send mine in with my taxes. audited? not.. even.. once.

267924  Shay: Frodo, did you get 4 Doors for More Whore sin Mordor?

20446  jljocque: I would like to apologize on behalf of all Baby Boomers for utterly failing to live up to the lofty morals we espoused.

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9. WTF
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267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267548 wolfpk: @Science As I said, FACTS NOT LIES. If you use easily disproven lies to bash someone, YOU lose all credibility. If you just use facts, you have credibility! It is just that simple!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!



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11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. Mustyrats: 1524 points
14. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
404
 
 BavidDowie: tfw lactose hates you
 skittles: Moo-ooo-ooo-ooo
 jochenau: [ghostly moo in Catalan]
 SuedeOxford: [scooby dooby doo]
 eradicator: [softly poo]
 Shay: [mostly goo]
Image 249360   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
417
 
 BavidDowie: Mellow Corn
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*
 Peter Pantsless: @piranharama That appears to be @Knice's beverage of choice
 piranharama: Who drinks like this?
 jochenau: Soda's already just corn syrup anyway, so...
 Prostata: authentic urine
 fanny: only unauthentic taste for me, please!
Image 249359   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
292
 
 Telkwa: Grate. Just grate.
 Shay: @sparename More like who dropped the acid?
 sparename: Who dropped the mic?
Image 249358   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
350
 
 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis
 Prefuse: Is that a cock in your cocket or are you just pleased to cock me?
 San DoDo: Something something brave enough
 piranharama: Its a trap!
 VoR: PENIS
 Otterman: Hello, sailor!
 UltraBeverly: Your fetus is showing
 sparename: I am assuming either a very happy Ladyboy or an actual lady with an anti-molestation device in a town where the Ladyboys are none too popular
 charlemagne: being a boy is like sucking on a lemon and I judge myself by the outfits I see, my deodorant hides the real me, these things elevate me above animals, I feel like being a girrrrlllll
 KEKOEKEOEK: NOT SAFE
Image 249357   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
166
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I don't want bread baked by a penis, no offense.
 dobbiesdoogs: one like this please #249357
 Amy Housewine: Recipe unclear
Image 249356   05-25-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
603
 
 Kaviri: Who, me?
Image 249355   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
325
 
 Shay: The treasury department got lazy in replacing Andrew Jackson's portrait with Harriet Tubman's, so they settled on this.
 Side Boob: Now I really want a George Jefferson $20. Weezie could be on the back, maybe with Mr Bentley
 Butcherboy: Huh they put Barbara Streisand on the new twenty
 Dr Awkward: @Side Boob More like BLANDrew Jackson, amirite?
 tib gubb: @Side Boob thanks for the heads-up on the dead presidents down-low.
 Side Boob: @tib gubb It's Andrew Jackson on the $20. Though one with George Jefferson would be pretty cool!
 tib gubb: sup jefferson you bald-faced s.o.b.
Image 249354   05-25-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
652
 
 Slerzy: huehuehuehue
 dobbiesdoogs: youtube.com/…
 Mr. Whiskers: Not sure if this reminds me of a meme...or actually a meme
 tib gubb: omg i need that dog
Image 249353   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
468
 
 illBilliam: @Felicity It is mind bending. Think of that center point, not as a point floating in space, but existence itself compressed into that tiny center point. Just like nothing exists beyond the universe (theoretically), nothing existed beyond that compressed tiny center point. So the universe is expanding, but there was no central location from which it expanded from. The whole thing just got bigger and roomier.
 TheFrogMan: I still can t wrap my head around the fact that the universe started expanding from a central point, but no longer has a centre from which everything is moving away, and everything is expanding in every direction at once all the time but not in a way that makes two parts of it head towards each other. I can understand its area being infinite, but not its matter, so there must be an edge beyond which it hasn t expanded yet, and from that edge we should be able to look inwards to the centre
 Dr Awkward: Get a job, Universe.
 barfolomew: Same
 tib gubb: wow, apparently the universe is actually really chill
Image 249352   05-25-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
523
 
 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!
 NoOneImportant: That one episode of Robotech
 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.
 tib gubb: bike lane, and also fish
 itskando: Barascoota
 itskando: I said you need a better ass rest, not bass rest
 sparename: "... - Like a fish needs a bicycle." Or a moped
 itskando: It winks when he turns on the left blinker
 itskando: That looks like a tun a fish right there, yep
 Psymon: Going for a ride on my fishped
 itskando: I bet it smells great in there
 itskando: This big
Image 249351   05-25-18   Uploaded by    fanny
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