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253152  dangerkeith3000: He's also a time traveler.

253158  dangerkeith3000: Lethal Weapon 6 is great.

253159  dangerkeith3000: So did the guy sue the bar or the pork chop guy?

253158  Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.

253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

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253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252894 Side Boob: Schroedinger's Pregnancy test

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise

252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.



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 Shay: The treasury department got lazy in replacing Andrew Jackson's portrait with Harriet Tubman's, so they settled on this.
 Side Boob: Now I really want a George Jefferson $20. Weezie could be on the back, maybe with Mr Bentley
 Butcherboy: Huh they put Barbara Streisand on the new twenty
 Dr Awkward: @Side Boob More like BLANDrew Jackson, amirite?
 tib gubb: @Side Boob thanks for the heads-up on the dead presidents down-low.
 Side Boob: @tib gubb It's Andrew Jackson on the $20. Though one with George Jefferson would be pretty cool!
 tib gubb: sup jefferson you bald-faced s.o.b.
Image 249354   05-25-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
627
 
 Slerzy: huehuehuehue
 dobbiesdoogs: youtube.com/…
 Mr. Whiskers: Not sure if this reminds me of a meme...or actually a meme
 tib gubb: omg i need that dog
Image 249353   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
468
 
 illBilliam: @Felicity It is mind bending. Think of that center point, not as a point floating in space, but existence itself compressed into that tiny center point. Just like nothing exists beyond the universe (theoretically), nothing existed beyond that compressed tiny center point. So the universe is expanding, but there was no central location from which it expanded from. The whole thing just got bigger and roomier.
 TheFrogMan: I still can t wrap my head around the fact that the universe started expanding from a central point, but no longer has a centre from which everything is moving away, and everything is expanding in every direction at once all the time but not in a way that makes two parts of it head towards each other. I can understand its area being infinite, but not its matter, so there must be an edge beyond which it hasn t expanded yet, and from that edge we should be able to look inwards to the centre
 Dr Awkward: Get a job, Universe.
 barfolomew: Same
 tib gubb: wow, apparently the universe is actually really chill
Image 249352   05-25-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
523
 
 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!
 NoOneImportant: That one episode of Robotech
 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.
 tib gubb: bike lane, and also fish
 itskando: Barascoota
 itskando: I said you need a better ass rest, not bass rest
 sparename: "... - Like a fish needs a bicycle." Or a moped
 itskando: It winks when he turns on the left blinker
 itskando: That looks like a tun a fish right there, yep
 Psymon: Going for a ride on my fishped
 itskando: I bet it smells great in there
 itskando: This big
Image 249351   05-25-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
315
 
 BavidDowie: Of course I have collateral!
 Not A Bot: What's the matter, dear? Don't you like your toys?
 UnknownSample: Fun lawn ornament for sale.
 raditzu: Baby on board!
 Micro Jackson: Ya big baby!
Image 249350   05-25-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
276
 
 Telkwa: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Image 249349   05-25-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
225
 
 WetWilly: @Porm Munties What do you mean?
 Porm Munties: Who are you @Felicity
 dad: Samurai Dreams , from Hiroshima Productions, episode thirteen
 Shay: Dude, just get a new pirate box.
 tib gubb: yep, that's def a titty
 Micro Jackson: I think I see boobies.....
Image 249348   05-25-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
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 mwoody: "Yep, he definitely ate that spool of fiber optic cabling."
 raditzu: I know a few chicks with similar feature.
 Never AFK: Fleshlight
 tib gubb: "ever seen a laser come out of a dog's butthole?"
 WannaBee: "I don't know doc, everything he eats just goes right through him."
Image 249347   05-25-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 sparename: @jochenau I suppose any generic dish-washing stuff will do, I can't remember the chemistry but can remember the smell. Though a quick internet search reveals, yet again, that I may have been disillusioned for all these years.. Was it Fairy Liquid and vinegar? Or did we just make some other noxious, colourful gaseous mayhem? Addendum.. just bleach and vinegar.. can't remember what we did with Fairy Liquid, then
 jochenau: @sparename What's in this "fairy liquid" that reacts with bleach to form chlorine gas?
 sparename: Lfehack - Smells much better home-made with Fairy Liquid and Domestos ( *Don't do it yourselves without adult supervision. And medics on standby. And a will made out!)
 Mr. Whiskers: The Tide Pods of the 19th century
 Micro Jackson: Dead men don't sneeze
 Christina: Eliminates colds and enemy's troops.
 tib gubb: hey let me tell you about this new product...
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot lolololol
 Not A Bot: question: does anyone else wonder...why he had his balls out at work?
Image 249346   05-25-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
222
 
 Butcherboy: youtu.be/… In case you didnt already have a song stuck in your head
 Air Biscuit: Someone needs a visit to fosters.
 tib gubb: no need to be sad friend, rum is here.
Image 249345   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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