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272781  kshoxx: They're sharing borf heat

272707  Passive: "Not like me, ELMO-1000, advanced prototype. Made of muppettic puppetalloy."

272774  Sadbot: I know a few EMTs who get all pissed at FIght for 15 because they're paid less...and then get even more annoyed with me when I suggest that their wages might be higher if they unionized

272768  Amy Housewine: "Hurrumph!"

272772  Amy Housewine: It protects it with a cunning disguise.

272782  sylveon: *slow clap with tears in eyes*

272782  wootman: Anime was a mistake.

272771  Passive: Here an emperor penguin protects it's baby.

272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)



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Score:
657
 
 LKoroton: Where's the SAD button?
 Side Boob: ACAB
 funny in the wall: good. fuck you.
 hajjpodge: Fuck the police.
 Scoo: Fuck you
 Sadbot: "And that's the story of why I started planting drugs on black people. I mean, more than I already was"
 tib gubb: well that's rude
 Not A Bot: Now let's see him go through the metal detector
 Nope: Hell yeah
Image 249226   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
774
 
 wolfpk: Proof that hydra's are real!
 tib gubb: i've heard of a kingsnake before but this is ridiculous
 Musician: Yesssssss, we'd love to hear about your Lord and sssssavior. Do come in.
 highdra: Sssomebody sssay sssuppertime?
 GoGo Robotto: We are SNEKsssss
Image 249225   05-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
540
 
 Greifer: cane corso
 Side Boob: Baborfka & Babushka.
 Springbok: Mother Teresa reincarnated
 JollyWell: True story..
Image 249224   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
334
 
 Starky15: @Felicity Death to the false emperor!
 Bad Dad: It costs the lives of 1,000 psykers every day
 Munkybut: Someone reads wonkette
 WTF: I bet it smells great in there.
 WTF: "Isn't it true that you are dooting and that you are a dooter? No further questions your Honor."
 KingTrebek: He was held in contombt
 barfolomew: The Cadaver Synod, when they dug up the former Pope Formosus and put him on trial.
Image 249223   05-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
555
 
 LKoroton: Lost my ear in an skating accident
 Robespierre: GoGo Van Gogh
 sad face: Vincent Van Doren
Image 249222   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
109
 
 addend: You could've recycled the water bottle.
 wolfpk: Not sure what went on here, but it looks like it was wild!
 phailsauce: thats how you get bears
 tib gubb: not quite a bag of dicks... but close
Image 249221   05-24-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
531
 
 apoxia: Um... what?
 Christina: The cows were completely vegan.
 tib gubb: made from 100% vegetarians
 Nope: From a vegetarian, ergo, vegetarian.
Image 249220   05-24-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
628
 
 Sage: D.D.?
 Booty Kicker: @Dresdenkeogh True story: Guy strapped a cam to his black Lab to see where he went on his solo walks, one film showed said Lab humping a nun while she knelt for prayer. No nuns were harmed etc..
 tib gubb: ready to bork
 Shay: Paw Patrol: Reboot
 Minnesotan: tfr certified tactipup
 Dresdenkeogh: Please be a virtual reality doggo experience where we see out of the camera.
 dingding: I have no idea what this is I asked for pets.
Image 249219   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
551
 
 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor
 Scoo: Jesus Saves!
 A duck: The King of Food Kings
 Not A Bot: "Hey honey, let's display a toast to my infidelity. LOL"
 tib gubb: nice shirt, jackass
 GoGo Robotto: I'm an atheist, was just trying to be silly... no offence!
 jochenau: @Side Boob @GoGo Robotto It's silly but it doesn't strike me as particularly blasphemous. Jesus probably would have used coupons if they existed at the time.
 Warrax: This explains that fish and loaves thing.
 Side Boob: It's not blasphemy if you don't believe!
 GoGo Robotto: Good old blasphemy, it's always fun
Image 249218   05-24-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
403
 
 Springbok: Sniff check
Image 249217   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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