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272279  Dr Awkward: Whos the first guy? Some random dude touching his crotch, or someone of notoriety?

272275  Astanapan: Need initial octopus speed, angle of throw, elevation of fan over ice and angle of collision.

272242  toolbag: Don't do this

272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

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271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

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Image 249177 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Booty Kicker. Boo, Booty Kicker.
Score:
561
 
 itskando: Oh god. I thought it was one of the normal listings. THANK YOU RED LINE! YOU HAVE SHOWN ME!
 funny in the wall: I lived off of Queens Blvd next to the court houses for a year four years ago. Only place Ive ever lived that seemed safer at night @Shay
 Micro Jackson: Sign me up!
 Shay: @Warrax Probably minimum wage considering they might be referring to Queens Boulevard.
 Warrax: What's it pay tho?
Image 249176   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
642
 
 Mr Bleak: Brain freeze in 5 ... 4 ...
 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.
 Air Biscuit: @Demon Universe the bag sits in a special jug. And you have a little cutter thing to cut the corner of the bag so that you can pour directly from the bag.
 Demon Universe: @Mr. Butt Or when you buy a gallon, do you get a whole lot of small bags?
 Demon Universe: @Mr. Butt How do you pour a cup of milk from a bag?
 dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Yeah, that's kinda weird. IT would take me a little while to get used to that.
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 @Warrax In Canada, milk comes in bags.
 dangerkeith3000: In Japan, they have square Watermelons! @Warrax
 Warrax: Square cones? What a world we live in.
 Micro Jackson: Fight me!
 WTF: Yeah, it's pretty big... I guess.
Image 249175   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
606
 
 Robespierre: Pickled beets!
 dangerkeith3000: Triangle ears!
 Side Boob: Square cones!
Image 249174   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
557
 
 Mr Bleak: Go back to the Tide pods, please.
 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?
 Dr Awkward: I was normal 6 goats ago.
 dangerkeith3000: No you weren't.
 funny in the wall: This also applies to children.
 Side Boob: I was cats three normals ago.
 tib gubb: seems plausible
 Micro Jackson: I have a different definition of "normal"
 Niels Bohr: Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD.
 Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.
 adeadcrab: When she only had ten cats
Image 249173   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
449
 
 Not A Bot: i are neighbor human, dog went there.
 dangerkeith3000: Where are you gonna put your beverage now, dummy?
 Warrax: If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it...
 tib gubb: whoever you are, i feel sorry for you
 Micro Jackson: At least you will cut down the coffee consumption
 Mr. Lizard: Look for the girl with the broken smile
 Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.
 Teechur: This made me crack a smile.
Image 249172   05-24-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
417
 
 jazzjunkie: Ice floats because it's too cold and wants to get out of the water.
 trelyate: @Felicity look it up and find out
 Scoo: Life Before Wikipedia
 Frank herbert: @Felicity It floats because it froze to death. What we see as ice is the spirit of the water trying to get to heaven.
 brown tony: @Christina Is that true?
 Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.
Image 249171   05-24-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
880
 
 Otterman: Radded for otters
 GoGo Robotto: #202341
 Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters
 Christina: Motherly love.
Image 249170   05-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
606
 
 tib gubb: it's actually short for lacobian pond
 Dr Awkward: This is facob news
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 the same way as one sucks a fuck.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot How does one 'fuck cancer'?
 VoR: ...huh, the more you know...
 Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.
 Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound
Image 249169   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
419
 
 dangerkeith3000: We can all thank Nudie Cohn for these suits.
 dangerkeith3000: Just another day at the World Series of Poker.
 Micro Jackson: I would like to buy a car from them
 gorilla: @Robespierre I ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs
 Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.
 Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.
 Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: damn they turn't they suits up to eleven.
Image 249168   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
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