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272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

271779  mammal883: @Mr Bleak I'm with you on the Good Stuff. We have a Guatamalan Antigua Blend that is our go-to in the Technivorm, and a steady rotation of espresso roasts in the Gaggia.

272273  a robot: @Teechur tinyurl.com/…

272287  Prostata: BORKF

272283  addend: Mmm, plague.

272286  craftjunk: Fried foods and pasteurized cheese are culture right?

272286  addend: Gender reveal: It's a Lay-Z Boy.

272295  Bob: That stresses me out more

272295  tib gubb: this is bad :( poor puppers

272286  addend: Why grandma's sofa had the plastic slipcover.

272283  a robot: Well this is basically the cutest thing ever!

272286  addend: ...cushion pushes /you/.

272286  addend: Recliner? I hardly know 'er!

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny I can give you my mother's Neverfail Pie Crust recipe if you like. It's super easy, rolls out beautifully and very light and flaky when baked. For the filling, I use the sourest apples I can find for maximum flavor and about a cup of cinnamon sugar and half a stick of butter broken into little pieces and put among the apple slices. Let me know!



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 Mr Bleak: Brain freeze in 5 ... 4 ...
 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.
 Air Biscuit: @Demon Universe the bag sits in a special jug. And you have a little cutter thing to cut the corner of the bag so that you can pour directly from the bag.
 Demon Universe: @Mr. Butt Or when you buy a gallon, do you get a whole lot of small bags?
 Demon Universe: @Mr. Butt How do you pour a cup of milk from a bag?
 dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Yeah, that's kinda weird. IT would take me a little while to get used to that.
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 @Warrax In Canada, milk comes in bags.
 dangerkeith3000: In Japan, they have square Watermelons! @Warrax
 Warrax: Square cones? What a world we live in.
 Micro Jackson: Fight me!
 WTF: Yeah, it's pretty big... I guess.
Image 249175   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
606
 
 Robespierre: Pickled beets!
 dangerkeith3000: Triangle ears!
 Side Boob: Square cones!
Image 249174   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
557
 
 Mr Bleak: Go back to the Tide pods, please.
 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?
 Dr Awkward: I was normal 6 goats ago.
 dangerkeith3000: No you weren't.
 funny in the wall: This also applies to children.
 Side Boob: I was cats three normals ago.
 tib gubb: seems plausible
 Micro Jackson: I have a different definition of "normal"
 Niels Bohr: Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD.
 Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.
 adeadcrab: When she only had ten cats
Image 249173   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
449
 
 Not A Bot: i are neighbor human, dog went there.
 dangerkeith3000: Where are you gonna put your beverage now, dummy?
 Warrax: If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it...
 tib gubb: whoever you are, i feel sorry for you
 Micro Jackson: At least you will cut down the coffee consumption
 Mr. Lizard: Look for the girl with the broken smile
 Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.
 Teechur: This made me crack a smile.
Image 249172   05-24-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
417
 
 jazzjunkie: Ice floats because it's too cold and wants to get out of the water.
 trelyate: @Felicity look it up and find out
 Scoo: Life Before Wikipedia
 Frank herbert: @Felicity It floats because it froze to death. What we see as ice is the spirit of the water trying to get to heaven.
 brown tony: @Christina Is that true?
 Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.
Image 249171   05-24-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
880
 
 Otterman: Radded for otters
 GoGo Robotto: #202341
 Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters
 Christina: Motherly love.
Image 249170   05-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
606
 
 tib gubb: it's actually short for lacobian pond
 Dr Awkward: This is facob news
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 the same way as one sucks a fuck.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot How does one 'fuck cancer'?
 VoR: ...huh, the more you know...
 Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.
 Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound
Image 249169   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
419
 
 dangerkeith3000: We can all thank Nudie Cohn for these suits.
 dangerkeith3000: Just another day at the World Series of Poker.
 Micro Jackson: I would like to buy a car from them
 gorilla: @Robespierre I ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs
 Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.
 Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.
 Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: damn they turn't they suits up to eleven.
Image 249168   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
347
 
 jazzjunkie: I typed in the name of your business, and it says you might have network connectivity problems.
 Micro Jackson: Error 404
 Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.
 Hyphae: Same
Image 249167   05-24-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
682
 
 Jabberwikket: Wow, cool !
 dangerkeith3000: Lady in the water, get back in the water.
 itskando: These were the nudes we were always looking for
 Warrax: Hello, Lacob.
 Micro Jackson: Show us your toes
 Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human
Image 249166   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
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