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267965  a robot: Kids who use hashtags probably don't even know who OJ is and/or why the white Bronco is associated with him

267963  Air Biscuit: When your beard jacks your lumber...

267944  sparename: You Wucksacky Wabbit

267979  clayjar: She looks like the old lady receptionist from Monsters Inc. Congrats on her 18th. That dogs a trooper.

267970  Air Biscuit: Look out for jawas.

267950  VeeKay: @Not A Bot Your comment made this post funny.

267951  VeeKay: Classic C Lorenz

267970  charlemagne: skurwysyn

267952  VeeKay: Alt pink *Janelle Monae plays weird music in the back ground*

267958  VeeKay: Just take some gold and get 4 new ones

267951  sparename: My first computer was a Vic-20 - the one before this.. they were advertised really cheap at a local shop but they then wanted four times the price for the power supply. As an annoying teenager just getting into electronics, I bought the cheap computer and made my own power box. It must still be in my Mum's loft, somewhere

267961  Shay: @Mad Collager Nice rack.

267966  VeeKay: *generic Xzibit quote*

267969  Zaxxoff: have you heard the good news, friends? KFC $5 fill ups will save your wallet and soul! Now you may worship KFC as unto a god!

20477  jljocque: Shouldn't they smell, y'know...GRRREAT!?

267912  Zaxxoff: I send mine in with my taxes. audited? not.. even.. once.

267924  Shay: Frodo, did you get 4 Doors for More Whore sin Mordor?

20446  jljocque: I would like to apologize on behalf of all Baby Boomers for utterly failing to live up to the lofty morals we espoused.

20449  jljocque: It's the same artificial flavor - they count on the food coloring and packaging to psych you out.

267826  Zaxxoff: @a robot heh, sorry to alarm you just meant that he probably traded in the unicycle for a walker with tennis balls on the feet

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267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267916 Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267548 wolfpk: @Science As I said, FACTS NOT LIES. If you use easily disproven lies to bash someone, YOU lose all credibility. If you just use facts, you have credibility! It is just that simple!



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11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. Mustyrats: 1524 points
14. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
379
 
 Austin: somebody once told me...
 SuedeOxford: MFW my best bud Sami Zayn and I are feudin'.
 Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.
 VeeKay: Coffee is coming
 itskando: Yaasss - magic the gathering butts
 Dr Awkward: Is this John Snow from Game of Foams?
Image 249162   05-24-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
180
 
 Telkwa: How much rad-away can I get for this?
 Otterman: I wish to sort them.
 2Berries: No puzzles - BAD
 Micro Jackson: All we need now is some red plastic cups....
 Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.
 Side Boob: Post-apocalyptic currency
 Scoo: I always leave a big mess after breakfast too
 Robespierre: LET THE BOTTLING BEGIN!
Image 249161   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
713
 
 trelyate: napybara
Image 249160   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
562
 
 Air Biscuit: Be careful in Florida mr gator. Theres a crazy dude there who wants your b-hole.
 Warrax: Landshark.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)
 Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.
 Vivian: @Butcherboy or is it 'In a while?'
 Butcherboy: See ya later
 Robespierre: Enyclopaedias, or vacuums?
Image 249159   05-24-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
327
 
 MasterTwig: This is likely an air vent, not a storm drain.
 Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.
 Passive: The trickle down effect in action!
 Scoo: You had one job!
 Teechur: The C.H.U.D.S. are safe.
Image 249158   05-24-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Image 249157 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DrinkMixMan. We'll pray for you, DrinkMixMan.
Score:
138
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "
 Robespierre: Turned up to 11
 Osiris: Same.
 wolfpk: Human torch in 3, 2,...
 barfolomew: I find sad music relatable and helpful when I feel down.
Image 249156   05-24-18   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
402
 
 piranharama: I think this is by artist Patricia Paccini, she does incredibly lifelike mutant creatures. If you ever get the chance to see her stuff IRL its so worth it.
 raditzu: Sumatrian rat monkey?
 Shay: Orangubat
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips
 tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers
 Dr Awkward: Your cat looks sick.
 barfolomew: He has his father's eyes.
 a robot: Aww, what a cute.....baby....?
 Not A Bot: That guy got so much 'juice' out of his 'celebrity' that he hurt his right hand.
Image 249155   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
224
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm guessing they once had a problem with a nut allergy, or lactose intolerance and went all overkill on the rules to prevent them getting sued. :sigh: Shit happens...
 Scoo: Givin' a kid some crackers and cheese? That's a paddlin'!
 Peter Pantsless: *independent thought alarm*
 Dr Awkward: What the fuck. There are some really institutionalized teachers out there.
 Yam: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a child a lunchable, that's detention.
 Side Boob: He got detention for giving another student pre-packaged food?
Image 249154   05-24-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
470
 
 Christina: Why?
Image 249153   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
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