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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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 Austin: somebody once told me...
 SuedeOxford: MFW my best bud Sami Zayn and I are feudin'.
 Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.
 VeeKay: Coffee is coming
 itskando: Yaasss - magic the gathering butts
 Dr Awkward: Is this John Snow from Game of Foams?
Image 249162   05-24-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
180
 
 Telkwa: How much rad-away can I get for this?
 Otterman: I wish to sort them.
 2Berries: No puzzles - BAD
 Micro Jackson: All we need now is some red plastic cups....
 Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.
 Side Boob: Post-apocalyptic currency
 Scoo: I always leave a big mess after breakfast too
 Robespierre: LET THE BOTTLING BEGIN!
Image 249161   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
713
 
 trelyate: napybara
Image 249160   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
562
 
 Air Biscuit: Be careful in Florida mr gator. Theres a crazy dude there who wants your b-hole.
 Warrax: Landshark.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)
 Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.
 WannaBee: @Butcherboy or is it 'In a while?'
 Butcherboy: See ya later
 Robespierre: Enyclopaedias, or vacuums?
Image 249159   05-24-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
327
 
 MasterTwig: This is likely an air vent, not a storm drain.
 Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.
 Passive: The trickle down effect in action!
 Scoo: You had one job!
 Teechur: The C.H.U.D.S. are safe.
Image 249158   05-24-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Image 249157 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DrinkMixMan. We'll pray for you, DrinkMixMan.
Score:
138
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "
 Robespierre: Turned up to 11
 WannaBee: Same.
 wolfpk: Human torch in 3, 2,...
 barfolomew: I find sad music relatable and helpful when I feel down.
Image 249156   05-24-18   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
402
 
 piranharama: I think this is by artist Patricia Paccini, she does incredibly lifelike mutant creatures. If you ever get the chance to see her stuff IRL its so worth it.
 raditzu: Sumatrian rat monkey?
 Shay: Orangubat
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips
 tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers
 Dr Awkward: Your cat looks sick.
 barfolomew: He has his father's eyes.
 a robot: Aww, what a cute.....baby....?
 Not A Bot: That guy got so much 'juice' out of his 'celebrity' that he hurt his right hand.
Image 249155   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
224
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm guessing they once had a problem with a nut allergy, or lactose intolerance and went all overkill on the rules to prevent them getting sued. :sigh: Shit happens...
 Scoo: Givin' a kid some crackers and cheese? That's a paddlin'!
 Peter Pantsless: *independent thought alarm*
 Dr Awkward: What the fuck. There are some really institutionalized teachers out there.
 Yam: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a child a lunchable, that's detention.
 Side Boob: He got detention for giving another student pre-packaged food?
Image 249154   05-24-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
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 Christina: Why?
Image 249153   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
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