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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

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Score:
180
 
 Telkwa: How much rad-away can I get for this?
 Otterman: I wish to sort them.
 2Berries: No puzzles - BAD
 Micro Jackson: All we need now is some red plastic cups....
 Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.
 Side Boob: Post-apocalyptic currency
 Scoo: I always leave a big mess after breakfast too
 Robespierre: LET THE BOTTLING BEGIN!
Image 249161   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
713
 
 trelyate: napybara
Image 249160   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
562
 
 Air Biscuit: Be careful in Florida mr gator. Theres a crazy dude there who wants your b-hole.
 Warrax: Landshark.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)
 Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.
 Vivian: @Butcherboy or is it 'In a while?'
 Butcherboy: See ya later
 Robespierre: Enyclopaedias, or vacuums?
Image 249159   05-24-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
327
 
 MasterTwig: This is likely an air vent, not a storm drain.
 Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.
 Passive: The trickle down effect in action!
 Scoo: You had one job!
 Teechur: The C.H.U.D.S. are safe.
Image 249158   05-24-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Image 249157 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DrinkMixMan. Boo, DrinkMixMan.
Score:
138
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "
 Robespierre: Turned up to 11
 Osiris: Same.
 wolfpk: Human torch in 3, 2,...
 barfolomew: I find sad music relatable and helpful when I feel down.
Image 249156   05-24-18   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
402
 
 piranharama: I think this is by artist Patricia Paccini, she does incredibly lifelike mutant creatures. If you ever get the chance to see her stuff IRL its so worth it.
 raditzu: Sumatrian rat monkey?
 Shay: Orangubat
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips
 tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers
 Dr Awkward: Your cat looks sick.
 barfolomew: He has his father's eyes.
 a robot: Aww, what a cute.....baby....?
 Not A Bot: That guy got so much 'juice' out of his 'celebrity' that he hurt his right hand.
Image 249155   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
224
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm guessing they once had a problem with a nut allergy, or lactose intolerance and went all overkill on the rules to prevent them getting sued. :sigh: Shit happens...
 Scoo: Givin' a kid some crackers and cheese? That's a paddlin'!
 Peter Pantsless: *independent thought alarm*
 Dr Awkward: What the fuck. There are some really institutionalized teachers out there.
 Yam: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a child a lunchable, that's detention.
 Side Boob: He got detention for giving another student pre-packaged food?
Image 249154   05-24-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
470
 
 Christina: Why?
Image 249153   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
438
 
 Warrax: Girl could share, but it's not-chos.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.
 tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.
 Passive: I, too, learned to read at a California elementary school
 Scoo: The 90's called, they want their zeitgeist back
 Robespierre: Bud abides
 a sedated moose: Little Lebowski Adventures?
 dangerkeith3000: Pauly Shore wrote a children's book?
Image 249152   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
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