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263265  sparename: He still talks about "exta" terrestrials, though

263274  Prostata: he's seen some shit

263265  Uncle Phil: @Robespierre This image is about the extent of this guy.

263273  Robespierre: R = Blinky

263274  Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone

263270  Robespierre: Malcolm In A Muddle

263271  Robespierre: On my work computer this image appears next to Today's weirdo item, which appears to be a digital quarter. Coincidence? I think not.

263283  johnnyc: Why are all foxes so photogenic?

263267  Air Biscuit: Already Been Chewed?

263267  Robespierre: (& charge your damn fone, loser)

263241  Robespierre: Image/username combo - eww.

263272  Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

263257  FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.

263242  Not A Bot: Requires Netscape Navigator 1.2

263163  ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07

263269  Robespierre: This new Fargo concept looks tasteless

263254  Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.

263255  Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"

263256  Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO

263257  Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.

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263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263229 dangerkeith3000: "Imagine what I can do to your penis."

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc



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Score:
327
 
 MasterTwig: This is likely an air vent, not a storm drain.
 Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.
 Passive: The trickle down effect in action!
 Scoo: You had one job!
 Teechur: The C.H.U.D.S. are safe.
Image 249158   05-24-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Image 249157 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DrinkMixMan. You have brought shame on us, DrinkMixMan.
Score:
138
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "
 Robespierre: Turned up to 11
 Osiris: Same.
 wolfpk: Human torch in 3, 2,...
 barfolomew: I find sad music relatable and helpful when I feel down.
Image 249156   05-24-18   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
402
 
 piranharama: I think this is by artist Patricia Paccini, she does incredibly lifelike mutant creatures. If you ever get the chance to see her stuff IRL its so worth it.
 raditzu: Sumatrian rat monkey?
 Shay: Orangubat
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips
 tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers
 Dr Awkward: Your cat looks sick.
 barfolomew: He has his father's eyes.
 a robot: Aww, what a cute.....baby....?
 Not A Bot: That guy got so much 'juice' out of his 'celebrity' that he hurt his right hand.
Image 249155   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
224
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm guessing they once had a problem with a nut allergy, or lactose intolerance and went all overkill on the rules to prevent them getting sued. :sigh: Shit happens...
 Scoo: Givin' a kid some crackers and cheese? That's a paddlin'!
 Peter Pantsless: *independent thought alarm*
 Dr Awkward: What the fuck. There are some really institutionalized teachers out there.
 Yam: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a child a lunchable, that's detention.
 Side Boob: He got detention for giving another student pre-packaged food?
Image 249154   05-24-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
470
 
 Christina: Why?
Image 249153   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
438
 
 Warrax: Girl could share, but it's not-chos.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.
 tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.
 Passive: I, too, learned to read at a California elementary school
 Scoo: The 90's called, they want their zeitgeist back
 Robespierre: Bud abides
 a sedated moose: Little Lebowski Adventures?
 dangerkeith3000: Pauly Shore wrote a children's book?
Image 249152   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
452
 
 wolfpk: He was successful. He was sent to Mars to make sure the gear could sustain him. He was such a loser NASA knew if he died, no one would care. If he lived they could make him "disappear" and send up the people they want to be "the first person on Mars" and no one would question it.
 dangerkeith3000: Astronaut at only 27 is unrealistic.
 Rent A Dog: Plastic Brick Automaton (aka Lego Robot) comics hasnt posted in sooo long... I'm sad now.
 firesoup: Went to Mars so he could be the lowest achiever on the planet; Assigned as crew comander.
 pig 3: Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids... in fact, it's cold as Hell.
 Commodore 64: At age 27 Timmy realized the world had no need for his skills in apathy. So he left the planet to pursue the NEET life on Mars.
Image 249151   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
247
 
 tib gubb: can't tell if satire or if...
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Why don't you rub it in, moneybags. We hundredaires don't want to hear your humble bragging.
 Scoo: As a Thousandaire, I'm immune to such pedestrian nonsense
 a robot: *world's tiniest violin plays*
 Robespierre: Have I got a choad for you, pally
 dangerkeith3000: You are getting none of my tears.
 Knice: #In the aaaarms oooff the an-gel; fly awaaaay from here...#
Image 249150   05-24-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
446
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @fanny @Side Boob I agree, he's one of my personal heroes, I kinda like this one though, and in the words of another hero of mine, it's,"mostly harmless. "
 fanny: dont fucking do this to Mr. Rogers!
 Side Boob: Mr. Rogers is a fucking saint and I will fight anyone that disagrees. :P
 dangerkeith3000: I love this.
Image 249149   05-24-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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