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267946  a robot: I would totally wear those shoes though

267951  a robot: I guess we are supposed to think she is naked because her shirt is same color as her skin, but it just looks like she has weird flesh wrinkles in her arm instead

267911  VeeKay: Lol same

267919  VeeKay: I do love a Mextail, even if I get the damn shits after.

267972  Side Boob: Jay is wearing his "man of the people" denim outfit again.

267930  VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267939  VeeKay: Beauty of North Puppea

267940  VeeKay: Inpawsion

267973  Shay: Oh crap, his nose is now a sloth.

267979  ignatz: Also lime Patrick Moore from the Sky at Night

267972  Shay: Well fuck you too ya elephant-sized chin bastard.

267981  ignatz: Did I stutter?

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267970  WTF: I could really go for a foot long Konie!

267958  a robot: This is what those essential oils nuts actually believe. Source: my boss won't shut the fuck up about oils

267965  a robot: Kids who use hashtags probably don't even know who OJ is and/or why the white Bronco is associated with him

267963  Air Biscuit: When your beard jacks your lumber...

267944  sparename: You Wucksacky Wabbit

267979  clayjar: She looks like the old lady receptionist from Monsters Inc. Congrats on her 18th. That dogs a trooper.

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267930 VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267916 Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?



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 piranharama: I think this is by artist Patricia Paccini, she does incredibly lifelike mutant creatures. If you ever get the chance to see her stuff IRL its so worth it.
 raditzu: Sumatrian rat monkey?
 Shay: Orangubat
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips
 tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers
 Dr Awkward: Your cat looks sick.
 barfolomew: He has his father's eyes.
 a robot: Aww, what a cute.....baby....?
 Not A Bot: That guy got so much 'juice' out of his 'celebrity' that he hurt his right hand.
Image 249155   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
224
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm guessing they once had a problem with a nut allergy, or lactose intolerance and went all overkill on the rules to prevent them getting sued. :sigh: Shit happens...
 Scoo: Givin' a kid some crackers and cheese? That's a paddlin'!
 Peter Pantsless: *independent thought alarm*
 Dr Awkward: What the fuck. There are some really institutionalized teachers out there.
 Yam: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a child a lunchable, that's detention.
 Side Boob: He got detention for giving another student pre-packaged food?
Image 249154   05-24-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
470
 
 Christina: Why?
Image 249153   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
438
 
 Warrax: Girl could share, but it's not-chos.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.
 tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.
 Passive: I, too, learned to read at a California elementary school
 Scoo: The 90's called, they want their zeitgeist back
 Robespierre: Bud abides
 a sedated moose: Little Lebowski Adventures?
 dangerkeith3000: Pauly Shore wrote a children's book?
Image 249152   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
452
 
 wolfpk: He was successful. He was sent to Mars to make sure the gear could sustain him. He was such a loser NASA knew if he died, no one would care. If he lived they could make him "disappear" and send up the people they want to be "the first person on Mars" and no one would question it.
 dangerkeith3000: Astronaut at only 27 is unrealistic.
 Rent A Dog: Plastic Brick Automaton (aka Lego Robot) comics hasnt posted in sooo long... I'm sad now.
 firesoup: Went to Mars so he could be the lowest achiever on the planet; Assigned as crew comander.
 pig 3: Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids... in fact, it's cold as Hell.
 Commodore 64: At age 27 Timmy realized the world had no need for his skills in apathy. So he left the planet to pursue the NEET life on Mars.
Image 249151   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
247
 
 tib gubb: can't tell if satire or if...
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Why don't you rub it in, moneybags. We hundredaires don't want to hear your humble bragging.
 Scoo: As a Thousandaire, I'm immune to such pedestrian nonsense
 a robot: *world's tiniest violin plays*
 Robespierre: Have I got a choad for you, pally
 dangerkeith3000: You are getting none of my tears.
 Knice: #In the aaaarms oooff the an-gel; fly awaaaay from here...#
Image 249150   05-24-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
446
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @fanny @Side Boob I agree, he's one of my personal heroes, I kinda like this one though, and in the words of another hero of mine, it's,"mostly harmless. "
 fanny: dont fucking do this to Mr. Rogers!
 Side Boob: Mr. Rogers is a fucking saint and I will fight anyone that disagrees. :P
 dangerkeith3000: I love this.
Image 249149   05-24-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
1660
 
 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.
 Micro Jackson: The circle of life
 Robespierre: @PenguinBartender An I usually have a Knob Creek, neat.
 wolfpk: A+ troll
 dangerkeith3000: @PenguinBartender Oh okay, I usually draw an arrow.
 PenguinBartender: @dangerkeith3000 Penguin Bartender, destroyer of jokes, is here to answer your question! Red circles that look like that are typically superimposed over photos to point out something unusual. In this case, making the viewer believe there may be something difficult to perceive in the darkness behind the subject in the two top photos. But the subject has a physical red circle that is attached to him to fake a computer-generated circle.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't get it. Is a red circle some kind of Japanese thing?
 HighCactus: I knew there was a reason to wake up today.
 grid: Haha Got me too..
 Knice: God-damn it, that took me too long. Have a Rad, but go fuck yourself with it. :-P
Image 249148   05-24-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
339
 
 Hokie333: Christ, why don't you just circle the entire picture?!
 edgarallendoh: Are you a good witch?
 Slug Wind: [nazi flag in the background]"Calgon, take them ALL AWAY!"
Image 249147   05-24-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
1148
 
 VeeKay: Owl reet
 dangerkeith3000: Don't. Fuck. With. Owls.
 San DoDo: Hide skill: epic
 Mentos Pormer: Keep. Scrolling.
Image 249146   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
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