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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Score:
274
 
 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."
 redmonkey3: Technology hates us and wants to see us suffer... manufacturers are aiding & abetting
 Dr Awkward: Uncle Ricoh is living in the past, AND the future.
 jadensmith: Hello. Hello printer. Hello! Hello!
 Peter Pantsless: "Stupid machine...I said COPY ASS. Ah, I give up. Tom! Come here and draw my ass!" "Yes, sir..."
 Mr. Shine: @fanny Oh, it is!
 fanny: I have a feeling this is an april fools joke
 Robespierre: We have this copier, etc. at work. Thankfully, it's not equipped with this technology.
 funny in the wall: first moon pie, now this? what a time to be alive!
 Teechur: The vocal commands I usually give the copiers at skool end with "...youself!"
Image 249073   05-23-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
331
 
 Robespierre: Poor guy just can't Nguyen
 Nope: He seems more like a Dwight then a Hung Phuoc
 glenalec: Eye and nose-tip placement is quite good. Hair is a bit off. Chin is nowhere near.
Image 249072   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
609
 
 tib gubb: protection position
 Not A Bot: Beware anyplace that requires a uniform!
Image 249071   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
823
 
 Jabberwikket: Definitely Username/upload combo
 Not A Bot: I'm confused, is he saving the people of Europe from cis scum and patriarchy?
 Side Boob: I am gift.
Image 249070   05-23-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
408
 
 tib gubb: @Baby Jesus am i missing something in the image, or is it a more obviouser thing?
 Baby Jesus: @tib gubb its a joke
 tib gubb: aruba?
 DogsRGreat: Cool!
Image 249069   05-23-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
602
 
 WTF: Sextuple-A
 glenalec: At least they have confidence to use their own service!
Image 249068   05-23-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
442
 
 redmonkey3: Some rocking braids!
 Warrax: I JUST had my hair trimmed like 4 years ago, and it's already at the point where it's getting caught between my back and the chair when I sit down again. Sheesh.
 Air Biscuit: "Remember ladies, it's not the length that counts, but how much of it you can lose in the shower."
 apoxia: I think a nice blunt straight cut at the bottom rather than a winnowing out would look a lot nicer.
 glenalec: I suspect those can be washed separately.
Image 249067   05-23-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
208
 
 Snow Plow: Love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again
 kinggheedra: is this on a receipt
 Warrax: Lost me at "Meg" doesn't rhyme with "hag."
 tib gubb: rad for "festurd"
 Scoo: "Slimmy"?
 Prostata: something tells me he's just not that into her
 Mr. Whiskers: Love, Mom
 DrNinjaman: One of Shel Silverstein's "lost" poems
 livelovebarf: Who says romance is dead?
Image 249066   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
668
 
 KingTrebek: Something something boops hims nose something something
Image 249065   05-23-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
643
 
 cassette1: @Warrax We prefer the term Rug Doctor
 Warrax: @Felicity All this time you've been among us, and you never before mentioned you were a carpet expert?
 mrmrmr: @Felicity After some research I think I am thinking of Theo van Doesberg, but frustratingly, I can t find the exact painting I meant
 Rocky XLVII: Rad for Mondrianesque carpet. Or that other guy, who was like Mondrian, but worked in green, brown, red, and orange
Image 249064   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
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