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273416  Rembo Prundus: @revtom me also

273551  SuedeOxford: ur mom

273541  In The Pocket: omg so edgy!!! *swoon*

273479  Urn BooUrn: Ok, now give him back to his mother.

273500  Urn BooUrn: Growing up sucks.

273537  SaltLick: is his girlfriend a Horse?

273549  some guy : I hope his name is Jack

273556  Hokie333: Croatse.cx

273543  WTF: More like sqrt(x) where x is greater than 0

273559  Admiral Alan: Papa bear's sandvich was too hot, and Mama bear's sandvich was too cold, but Baby bear's sandvich was juuust right.

273549  WTF: He's reenacting that scene where Anthony Hopkins escapes from his jail cell.

273527  Not A Bot: Why not? People make sandals out of truck tires.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless too smol for he gotdam hed?

273526  Nope: "Look to your left" *Looks left* "Wow you look nice today!"

273544  Dr Awkward: @a robot identified

273545  Dr Awkward: I dont care if this has been posted before, I will Hyper-RAD this every time.

273505  Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273547  square44: they can talk?! dot com

273543  Dr. Bathroom: Time, by convention, is presented on the horizontal axis. Your measure is presented as a function of time.

273545  fanny: tote that goat, doggo!

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare



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 Snow Plow: Love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again
 kinggheedra: is this on a receipt
 Warrax: Lost me at "Meg" doesn't rhyme with "hag."
 tib gubb: rad for "festurd"
 Scoo: "Slimmy"?
 Prostata: something tells me he's just not that into her
 Mr. Whiskers: Love, Mom
 DrNinjaman: One of Shel Silverstein's "lost" poems
 livelovebarf: Who says romance is dead?
Image 249066   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
668
 
 KingTrebek: Something something boops hims nose something something
Image 249065   05-23-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
643
 
 cassette1: @Warrax We prefer the term Rug Doctor
 Warrax: @Felicity All this time you've been among us, and you never before mentioned you were a carpet expert?
 mrmrmr: @Felicity After some research I think I am thinking of Theo van Doesberg, but frustratingly, I can t find the exact painting I meant
 Rocky XLVII: Rad for Mondrianesque carpet. Or that other guy, who was like Mondrian, but worked in green, brown, red, and orange
Image 249064   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
459
 
 Mr. Shine: Stranger Things Season 3 looking good!
 piranharama: The chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one, they said.
 DrNinjaman: "What are we doing tonight, Brain?"
 jochenau: Oh yeah, I remember this episode of Doctor Who.
Image 249063   05-23-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
635
 
 DrinkMixMan: Hi, Dominic
 Butcherboy: Ah double joke. Stewart smallie and Stuart little. Well played@Side Boob
 Side Boob: I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And dog-gonnit, people like me!
Image 249062   05-23-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
195
 
 Scoo: Chargin' up the ol' hard drive magnets, eh?
 Greifer: this will be fine soon
Image 249061   05-23-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
485
 
 Robespierre: Mutant magnificence
Image 249060   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
698
 
 Warrax: Aw geeze, it's a harness. I though the dog had been shot for a second. I was like "AH!"
 Robespierre: Yerp-yerp-yerp-yerp...
 wolfpk: Stop and smell the tulips.
 Ironass: Happy doggo is happy.
 tib gubb: H-A-P-Y
Image 249059   05-23-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
328
 
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Finland always is
 tib gubb: sounds like a fuckin' party
 glenalec: Too bad the number of the beast is actually 616
Image 249058   05-23-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
752
 
 glenalec: * may contain animals' feet.
 ChubbyBuddy: FACT: your GRANDMOTHER. Is. A VEGAN.
 Robespierre: COR!
 DrNinjaman: @Mad Collager It may be softer, but is it wetter?
 Mad Collager: @DrNinjaman A curator at the National Zoo had a further refinement: When someone said something criminally stupid and wrong about a collection animal, he suggested the volunteers gently correct him by starting with, "Well, actually..." It is even softer than "Um, actually...".
 DrNinjaman: "Hotdog by the foot" is tradmarked by Costco.
 Mr. Whiskers: "Hotdog by the Foot" was my nickname in high school. I know it sounds like Im making a penis size joke, but I had serious emotional eating. Luckily I found healthier ways to handle stress like screaming until I broke down weeping. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah...mmm, hotdogs.
 DrNinjaman: @Warrax Um, actually, pedantic nitpicking is required by statute to be preceeded by the phrase "Um, actually..."
 Warrax: I believe that's a bubble tape dispenser, so it should be hot dog tape instead of hot dog by the foot. No need to thank me, I provide this service for free.
Image 249057   05-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
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