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253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

253107  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...

252735  Zukero: Ebola.

252774  Zukero: Practical alternative to abortion

253153  Uncle Phil: I'm going to be wearing choo choo sweaters until I die.

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253018 Ironass: He's hogging the whole float!

253014 FireBreathingMarmot: Goin' a-courtin'

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252973 Prostata: the trump plan to combat sea level rise



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Score:
208
 
 WannaBee: Love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again
 kinggheedra: is this on a receipt
 Warrax: Lost me at "Meg" doesn't rhyme with "hag."
 tib gubb: rad for "festurd"
 Scoo: "Slimmy"?
 Prostata: something tells me he's just not that into her
 Mr. Whiskers: Love, Mom
 DrNinjaman: One of Shel Silverstein's "lost" poems
 WannaBee: Who says romance is dead?
Image 249066   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
668
 
 KingTrebek: Something something boops hims nose something something
Image 249065   05-23-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
643
 
 cassette1: @Warrax We prefer the term Rug Doctor
 Warrax: @Felicity All this time you've been among us, and you never before mentioned you were a carpet expert?
 mrmrmr: @Felicity After some research I think I am thinking of Theo van Doesberg, but frustratingly, I can t find the exact painting I meant
 Rocky XLVII: Rad for Mondrianesque carpet. Or that other guy, who was like Mondrian, but worked in green, brown, red, and orange
Image 249064   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
459
 
 Mr. Shine: Stranger Things Season 3 looking good!
 piranharama: The chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one, they said.
 DrNinjaman: "What are we doing tonight, Brain?"
 jochenau: Oh yeah, I remember this episode of Doctor Who.
Image 249063   05-23-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
635
 
 DrinkMixMan: Hi, Dominic
 Butcherboy: Ah double joke. Stewart smallie and Stuart little. Well played@Side Boob
 Side Boob: I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And dog-gonnit, people like me!
Image 249062   05-23-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
195
 
 Scoo: Chargin' up the ol' hard drive magnets, eh?
 Greifer: this will be fine soon
Image 249061   05-23-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
485
 
 Robespierre: Mutant magnificence
Image 249060   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
698
 
 Warrax: Aw geeze, it's a harness. I though the dog had been shot for a second. I was like "AH!"
 Robespierre: Yerp-yerp-yerp-yerp...
 wolfpk: Stop and smell the tulips.
 Ironass: Happy doggo is happy.
 tib gubb: H-A-P-Y
Image 249059   05-23-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
328
 
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Finland always is
 tib gubb: sounds like a fuckin' party
 glenalec: Too bad the number of the beast is actually 616
Image 249058   05-23-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
752
 
 glenalec: * may contain animals' feet.
 ChubbyBuddy: FACT: your GRANDMOTHER. Is. A VEGAN.
 Robespierre: COR!
 DrNinjaman: @Mad Collager It may be softer, but is it wetter?
 Mad Collager: @DrNinjaman A curator at the National Zoo had a further refinement: When someone said something criminally stupid and wrong about a collection animal, he suggested the volunteers gently correct him by starting with, "Well, actually..." It is even softer than "Um, actually...".
 DrNinjaman: "Hotdog by the foot" is tradmarked by Costco.
 Mr. Whiskers: "Hotdog by the Foot" was my nickname in high school. I know it sounds like Im making a penis size joke, but I had serious emotional eating. Luckily I found healthier ways to handle stress like screaming until I broke down weeping. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah...mmm, hotdogs.
 DrNinjaman: @Warrax Um, actually, pedantic nitpicking is required by statute to be preceeded by the phrase "Um, actually..."
 Warrax: I believe that's a bubble tape dispenser, so it should be hot dog tape instead of hot dog by the foot. No need to thank me, I provide this service for free.
Image 249057   05-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
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