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268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Score:
475
 
 VoR: ..only the results of their actions.
 Telkwa: Better luck tomorrow.
 tib gubb: that kind of thinking is no way to live your life
 E. HONDA: that's right, you probably won't see it before it attacks
 wolfpk: Boooo
 Mr. Shine: "FAAAALLLSSSSSE! OOOOOOOOooooooo!"
 grizzly: PISS OFF, GHOST!
 Not A Bot: AMERICA PLUS
Image 249053   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
182
 
 addend: (Walks uncomfortably.)
 itskando: @DrinkMixMan technically is is the best is
 wolfpk: So why are you wearing them?
 DrinkMixMan: Two years after sex is technically after sex
 glenalec: With extra dribble-lining?
Image 249052   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
234
 
 Mr. Butt: Commander Holly?
 DrNinjaman: I heard that Bird hoarding is a problem in some cities. I believe the Atlantic did a story on it recently.
 Peter Pantsless: That fire department should hire Pee-Wee Herman
 ChubbyBuddy: fireman exits smoldering ruins holding burlap bag containing 74 birds and a raw chicken from the fridge
 Yam: My kinda joint
Image 249051   05-23-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
404
 
 Telkwa: Pass the dutchie 'pon the left hand side.
 Robespierre: @jochenau You mean there hasn't been already?
 jochenau: Is there going to be a terrible anime in which a children's card game inexplicably becomes a matter of life and death?
 DrNinjaman: I thought we weren't supposed to get political?
Image 249050   05-23-18   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
611
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)
 Mr. Shine: @Jaunty Shrimp I once attended a Guster concert in Columbus, OH, where the opening act was terrible even in the scale of opening acts everywhere. They had clearly met only the week before, and had songs with titles like "My Job Sucks" and "I Hate You Dad." At the end of their set, they blasted into a heavy metal, guitar-snarling rendition of "Personal Jesus" that absolutely brought the f#cking house down. It was suddenly, shockingly amazing.
 piranharama: @jochenau I am the exact opposite of this moth you found.
 jochenau: I found a giant moth in my yard and the internet informed me that the adult male form has no functioning mouth parts. Once they can fly, all they can do is mate until they starve to death.
 DrNinjaman: The dwarves of Moria dug too deep...
 ChubbyBuddy: mogth. gomth. thogmo. othomg.
 Jaunty Shrimp: *sings* Your own. Personal. Gothmoth. A moth to hear your prayers. A moth who cares.
 Yam: Yall need Satan
 Skinr: I watched you chaaaaaaaaange
 skittles: He listens to Ghost
 SurfNTurf: I goth a moth.
Image 249049   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
32
 
 Not A Bot: at 00:00:00 the Computer sends Sandmen after you
 DrNinjaman: @funny in the wall The fashionable way to sat that is tl;dr
 funny in the wall: text on shirts is dumb to begin with. lot of unfunny text on a shirt is also awkward
 Scoo: The Hawaiian Life: Not as stress-free as our state tourism board makes it out to be
Image 249048   05-23-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
398
 
 entropy: Can t go wrong with Felicity!
 jochenau: Should've gone with Tabbyhanita.
 DrNinjaman: Woman: But I really want to be an Emmamama
 funny in the wall: @Scoo millenials? that shit started 30 years ago
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Butt I just checked the social security's website and Sophia is still number 5.
 Mr. Butt: @Jaunty Shrimp Did Emma become the new Sophia while I wasn't looking?
 Jaunty Shrimp: I have a new niece named Emma. She will probably be one of five Emma's in her kindergarten.
 soccer: No way those kick ass names aren't taken.
 Scoo: This explains the weird-ass names Millennials give their kids
Image 249047   05-23-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
246
 
 Science: @wolfpk: That's not a carrot!
 RiderFan: Each audience chants "KISS! KISS!" every performance.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rated NC17 for extreme snowman dick
 wolfpk: Does this have to do with Olaf? He runs around naked.
 electrode: Disney's frozen musical: buffering...
 Scoo: But less than desired
Image 249046   05-23-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
467
 
 funny in the wall: Yeah I also sometimes like staying in bed and ordering takeout
 tib gubb: "just going to work"
 savvoy: So is Real Self staying behind in bed, or is Real Self going off to work?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i mean blankets tartare.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: meat blankets.
 Scoo: More nudity than expected
Image 249045   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Image 249044 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

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