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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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Score:
475
 
 VoR: ..only the results of their actions.
 Telkwa: Better luck tomorrow.
 tib gubb: that kind of thinking is no way to live your life
 E. HONDA: that's right, you probably won't see it before it attacks
 wolfpk: Boooo
 Mr. Shine: "FAAAALLLSSSSSE! OOOOOOOOooooooo!"
 grizzly: PISS OFF, GHOST!
 Not A Bot: AMERICA PLUS
Image 249053   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
182
 
 addend: (Walks uncomfortably.)
 itskando: @DrinkMixMan technically is is the best is
 wolfpk: So why are you wearing them?
 DrinkMixMan: Two years after sex is technically after sex
 glenalec: With extra dribble-lining?
Image 249052   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
234
 
 Mr. Butt: Commander Holly?
 DrNinjaman: I heard that Bird hoarding is a problem in some cities. I believe the Atlantic did a story on it recently.
 Peter Pantsless: That fire department should hire Pee-Wee Herman
 ChubbyBuddy: fireman exits smoldering ruins holding burlap bag containing 74 birds and a raw chicken from the fridge
 Yam: My kinda joint
Image 249051   05-23-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
404
 
 Telkwa: Pass the dutchie 'pon the left hand side.
 Robespierre: @jochenau You mean there hasn't been already?
 jochenau: Is there going to be a terrible anime in which a children's card game inexplicably becomes a matter of life and death?
 DrNinjaman: I thought we weren't supposed to get political?
Image 249050   05-23-18   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
611
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)
 Mr. Shine: @Jaunty Shrimp I once attended a Guster concert in Columbus, OH, where the opening act was terrible even in the scale of opening acts everywhere. They had clearly met only the week before, and had songs with titles like "My Job Sucks" and "I Hate You Dad." At the end of their set, they blasted into a heavy metal, guitar-snarling rendition of "Personal Jesus" that absolutely brought the f#cking house down. It was suddenly, shockingly amazing.
 piranharama: @jochenau I am the exact opposite of this moth you found.
 jochenau: I found a giant moth in my yard and the internet informed me that the adult male form has no functioning mouth parts. Once they can fly, all they can do is mate until they starve to death.
 DrNinjaman: The dwarves of Moria dug too deep...
 ChubbyBuddy: mogth. gomth. thogmo. othomg.
 Jaunty Shrimp: *sings* Your own. Personal. Gothmoth. A moth to hear your prayers. A moth who cares.
 Yam: Yall need Satan
 Skinr: I watched you chaaaaaaaaange
 WannaBee: He listens to Ghost
 SurfNTurf: I goth a moth.
Image 249049   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
32
 
 Not A Bot: at 00:00:00 the Computer sends Sandmen after you
 DrNinjaman: @funny in the wall The fashionable way to sat that is tl;dr
 funny in the wall: text on shirts is dumb to begin with. lot of unfunny text on a shirt is also awkward
 Scoo: The Hawaiian Life: Not as stress-free as our state tourism board makes it out to be
Image 249048   05-23-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
398
 
 entropy: Can t go wrong with Felicity!
 jochenau: Should've gone with Tabbyhanita.
 DrNinjaman: Woman: But I really want to be an Emmamama
 funny in the wall: @Scoo millenials? that shit started 30 years ago
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Butt I just checked the social security's website and Sophia is still number 5.
 Mr. Butt: @Jaunty Shrimp Did Emma become the new Sophia while I wasn't looking?
 Jaunty Shrimp: I have a new niece named Emma. She will probably be one of five Emma's in her kindergarten.
 soccer: No way those kick ass names aren't taken.
 Scoo: This explains the weird-ass names Millennials give their kids
Image 249047   05-23-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
246
 
 Science: @wolfpk: That's not a carrot!
 RiderFan: Each audience chants "KISS! KISS!" every performance.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rated NC17 for extreme snowman dick
 wolfpk: Does this have to do with Olaf? He runs around naked.
 electrode: Disney's frozen musical: buffering...
 Scoo: But less than desired
Image 249046   05-23-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
467
 
 funny in the wall: Yeah I also sometimes like staying in bed and ordering takeout
 tib gubb: "just going to work"
 savvoy: So is Real Self staying behind in bed, or is Real Self going off to work?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i mean blankets tartare.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: meat blankets.
 Scoo: More nudity than expected
Image 249045   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Image 249044 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fakeplastic. We'll pray for you, fakeplastic.
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