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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

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Score:
198
 
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Me too @Micro Jackson!
 itskando: @Micro Jackson haha, him and Randy
 tib gubb: thanks guys but i really can't be bothered to give a shit
 Micro Jackson: Now there is a shortage of cheeseburgers
 DrinkMixMan: And it only cost the taxpayer $11,000
 dangerkeith3000: It was one of those rare days when he's actually not destroying our country.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah I already heard about that nypost.com/2018/05/06/man-still-hungry-after-eating-record-30000th-big-mac/
 namaste: BUT CAN YOU GUESS WHO OF THESE IS HIS DATE?
Image 248978   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
421
 
 Backhand: Ribbed
 bag o bones: One drop of lime juice will spew this all over the entire bar.
 2Berries: Multiverse confirmed
 anaerob: Yep, triple virgin Corona.
 dangerkeith3000: It's magic.
 VeeKay: Beer roulette. Start with four empty chambers and one loaded.
Image 248977   05-23-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
377
 
 Stephen Milkmus: They moved my chair, but surely they won t move our lord
 p nut: Pylon that sweet, sweet lovin Lord!
 Robespierre: WinterInChicago.com - Bungalow Belt Still-Life
 Sharkface: Not only I want VLC, but I also want to save the videos I watch, hence this.
 Teechur: Jesus saves...
 Dr. Bathroom: Thou shalt not steal...
 barfolomew: Jesus was all about jealously staking a claim to public property.
Image 248976   05-23-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
284
 
 Robespierre: Doggone it, I'm always late for the vanishing images
 dangerkeith3000: nice upload/username combo?
 Air Biscuit: Is this the new image of the month?
 charlemagne: the emperor is looking sharp
 Nothing: @Yurishiro Hello
 Dank Means: Sneaky way to get us to click the ad above..
 Not A Bot: how creeps see themselves when they tell random girls to suck their dick
 petepuma: ant-man approves
 Teechur: Stop taking pictures of the inside of my head.
 logono: @nothing
 Derp Herpigan:
Image 248975   05-23-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
778
 
 Disclosure: @Yurishiro Think of it as a modesty tail. When the cat folds its tail up like that, it saves you have from to see its a-hole
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro Cat's equipped with a nads-warmer, that's all.
 itskando: @Yurishiro man up with your insecurkitties
 tib gubb: this warms the kitty
 Christina: Cat is warm.
 Teechur: Fumes. Check your CO detector!
 pewdiepie: All I can say about this is... Boner tails freak me out.
Image 248974   05-23-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
239
 
 barfolomew: @tib gubb I totally missed the whole point of the picture until your comment. I thought it was to showcase the nifty midcentury design.
 tib gubb: speed check!
 barfolomew: It's tough to get anywhere in this hotel, the damn blood is taking the elevator all the time.
Image 248973   05-23-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
355
 
 Soviette: - Jordan, Age 29
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro yeah, I'd be too. Where did he get such a good sense of composition?
 soccer: The Secretary of Defense was baffled when he received the President's orders.
Image 248972   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
770
 
 savvoy: Unless they are pretty girls
 Side Boob: They are all good boys, Brint.
Image 248971   05-23-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
299
 
 dangerkeith3000: I feel like writing a country song just now for some reason.
 Bluetocracy: Tractor Heaven
 Robespierre: Now it's a Farmnone
Image 248970   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
352
 
 epitasis: "MINT!" "MIN--" "FOOKEN MINTY!"
 dangerkeith3000: Men with brooms.
 Bluetocracy: Olympic janitors
 Robespierre: Superior (WI) humanoids
 my wheelhouse: FUCK YEA CURLIIIING!!! YOUESSAY! YOUESSAY!
Image 248969   05-23-18   Uploaded by    the snark
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