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272378  Off Topic: Guy Fieri named as prime suspect.

272379  Mr. Butt: That pole doesn't have a reel. There's no reason she should be casting three feet of line over her head.

272379  Dr Awkward: bASS Fishing?

272361  Not A Bot: Damn, son.

272376  Mr. Butt: C is the best choice. I'd settle for A or D. B is incorrect.

272367  Nope: Now we just wait for the gaurd, you distract him and I'll rip out his leg artery.

272369  Nope: White shirt, black (mostly) cat, that man is a rebel!

272379  Nope: Thats not safe at all, they should be wearing shoes!

272382  Nope: Ugh *swipes right on someones face* wtf, why are you still here.

272369  Knice: The bicep flex is extremely necessary in case that cat suddenly gains 40#.

272373  Nope: I can respect that

272375  Nope: I have a friend who is also the devil

272372  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.

272369  Dr Awkward: Puss Magnet

272372  Dr Awkward: You can't tow an all-wheel drive vehicle like that! If it wasn't already, that white Outback is fucked, now.

272375  Dr Awkward: This graph is my jam.

201031  Dr Awkward: @fanny Well my name was changed to Taint Juice on this post, so I very well may have!

272375  thecraftywolf: things people say when i write with my center hand: 90% ew in public? 10% *think its impressive*

272372  dingding: He's *always* doin me an annoy.

272372  Minnesotan: outback out back of an outback out back of a outback

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272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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Score:
778
 
 Disclosure: @Yurishiro Think of it as a modesty tail. When the cat folds its tail up like that, it saves you have from to see its a-hole
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro Cat's equipped with a nads-warmer, that's all.
 itskando: @Yurishiro man up with your insecurkitties
 tib gubb: this warms the kitty
 Christina: Cat is warm.
 Teechur: Fumes. Check your CO detector!
 pewdiepie: All I can say about this is... Boner tails freak me out.
Image 248974   05-23-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
239
 
 barfolomew: @tib gubb I totally missed the whole point of the picture until your comment. I thought it was to showcase the nifty midcentury design.
 tib gubb: speed check!
 barfolomew: It's tough to get anywhere in this hotel, the damn blood is taking the elevator all the time.
Image 248973   05-23-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
355
 
 Soviette: - Jordan, Age 29
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro yeah, I'd be too. Where did he get such a good sense of composition?
 soccer: The Secretary of Defense was baffled when he received the President's orders.
Image 248972   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
770
 
 savvoy: Unless they are pretty girls
 Side Boob: They are all good boys, Brint.
Image 248971   05-23-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
299
 
 dangerkeith3000: I feel like writing a country song just now for some reason.
 Bluetocracy: Tractor Heaven
 Robespierre: Now it's a Farmnone
Image 248970   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
352
 
 epitasis: "MINT!" "MIN--" "FOOKEN MINTY!"
 dangerkeith3000: Men with brooms.
 Bluetocracy: Olympic janitors
 Robespierre: Superior (WI) humanoids
 my wheelhouse: FUCK YEA CURLIIIING!!! YOUESSAY! YOUESSAY!
Image 248969   05-23-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
732
 
 Christina: @raditzu rly!
 raditzu: @Christina rly?
 Micro Jackson: The Batusi!!!!
 Mad Collager: This cool bat photo is on-point!
 dangerkeith3000: Do the mashed potato!
 Knice: @KyleisBobDole If you come to my house with corn, you're no stranger. :-D
 KyleisBobDole: @Knice I had a dream a few nights ago that I went over to your house and brought you some sweet corn. You were pretty happy about it, but then it was awkward cause I was an Internet stranger hanging out at your house. Your dream wife and two dream children were lovely people though.
 Knice: @Yurishiro Deezmonstrative pronouns are important. :-)
 Robespierre: Plie, and up...
 Stephen Milkmus: @Knice thank you for not saying deez nutz.
 Christina: That's upside down.
 Knice: Was gonna say "Bat-street's back ALL RIGHT" like last time, but now I'm on my desktop and all I can focus on are doze nutz :-(
 barfolomew: Cuz it's thriller... thriller night
Image 248968   05-23-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
722
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Micro Jackson: I am half-way committed.
 Bluetocracy: I absolutely wasn't trying to sneak out. I swear.
 Dr Awkward: Log jam
 San DoDo: If I go there will be trouble and if I stay it will be double
 redmonkey3: Less pic more helps please
Image 248967   05-23-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
500
 
 raditzu: still better than tidepods
 tib gubb: now she'll definitely have to sleep with me!
 Science: @Yurishiro: (Since you're not American, I'll let you know that I was joking. Though it would be interesting to see if the lie would take root in a foreign country...)
 Jennysaurus: @Science No worries I got the joke, I was just playing dumb. Drinking ink (dr-ink) would have an impressive amount of good wordplay possible though!
 Science: @Yurishiro: (Since you're not American, I'll let you know that I was joking. Though it would be interesting to see if the lie would take root in a foreign country...)
 redmonkey3: No more El Hombre Invisible
 Annoying Vegan : Jokes on her, thats actually Hersheys Syrup
 barfolomew: I'm sure, in the proper context, this is only mildly insane.
 sparename: And now, with the advances in Biro cheapness and the fact that I hardly actually write anything anymore, the only use I can find for liquid ink is showing up cracks in printed circuit boards or metal castings
 Air Biscuit: You're kid now. You're a squid now.
 Bernie 2016: @Science I'm not even american but thanks that was interesting!
 Science: @Yurishiro: It's an ad for the National Ink Council. I'm surprised you never heard the jingle - "Be sure to drink / Four quarts of ink / Or you'll fade right out / Gone in a blink!" It was all over Saturday morning cartoons in the late 70's.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro @Derp Herpigan Maybe this is the favorite childhood drink of Octobeautiful people?
 booger: @Derp Herpigan yeah but now I'm curious about what the hell is this!
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro That's why we're here! We make the captions.
 NoOneImportant: And NOW that we need a caption, no caption?! *shakes head* Oh internet, you rascal!
Image 248966   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
527
 
 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.
 Bernie 2016: Same
 Micro Jackson: We have it on tape
 Coolguy: @dangerkeith3000 its number 1 to me...
 dangerkeith3000: Pee is my 3rd favorite thing to talk about.
 redmonkey3: Pee Pride!
 redmonkey3: Hydrate or Die!
 Teechur: How many times do I need to tell you to stay hydrated?! If your pee is too dark, urine trouble!
 E. HONDA: this image is not only words, the whitespace also illustrates the color of their piss
 Air Biscuit: Everyone else doing the mandatory urine testing is jealous.
 WTF: When I read this it's just words.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: @barfolomew Then your reply is text describing text describing the picture of text.
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro and your comment is text describing the picture of text.
 logan: This is an image of text.
Image 248965   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
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