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253833  Christina: Yay! Let us all do bad things!

253893  Amy Housewine: All comments on this image must be read in a Ringo Starr voice.

253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

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Score:
355
 
 Soviette: - Jordan, Age 29
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro yeah, I'd be too. Where did he get such a good sense of composition?
 soccer: The Secretary of Defense was baffled when he received the President's orders.
Image 248972   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
770
 
 savvoy: Unless they are pretty girls
 Side Boob: They are all good boys, Brint.
Image 248971   05-23-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
299
 
 dangerkeith3000: I feel like writing a country song just now for some reason.
 Bluetocracy: Tractor Heaven
 Robespierre: Now it's a Farmnone
Image 248970   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
352
 
 epitasis: "MINT!" "MIN--" "FOOKEN MINTY!"
 dangerkeith3000: Men with brooms.
 Bluetocracy: Olympic janitors
 Robespierre: Superior (WI) humanoids
 my wheelhouse: FUCK YEA CURLIIIING!!! YOUESSAY! YOUESSAY!
Image 248969   05-23-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
732
 
 Christina: @raditzu rly!
 raditzu: @Christina rly?
 Micro Jackson: The Batusi!!!!
 Mad Collager: This cool bat photo is on-point!
 dangerkeith3000: Do the mashed potato!
 Knice: @KyleisBobDole If you come to my house with corn, you're no stranger. :-D
 KyleisBobDole: @Knice I had a dream a few nights ago that I went over to your house and brought you some sweet corn. You were pretty happy about it, but then it was awkward cause I was an Internet stranger hanging out at your house. Your dream wife and two dream children were lovely people though.
 Knice: @Yurishiro Deezmonstrative pronouns are important. :-)
 Robespierre: Plie, and up...
 Stephen Milkmus: @Knice thank you for not saying deez nutz.
 Christina: That's upside down.
 Knice: Was gonna say "Bat-street's back ALL RIGHT" like last time, but now I'm on my desktop and all I can focus on are doze nutz :-(
 barfolomew: Cuz it's thriller... thriller night
Image 248968   05-23-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
722
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Micro Jackson: I am half-way committed.
 Bluetocracy: I absolutely wasn't trying to sneak out. I swear.
 Dr Awkward: Log jam
 San DoDo: If I go there will be trouble and if I stay it will be double
 redmonkey3: Less pic more helps please
Image 248967   05-23-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
500
 
 raditzu: still better than tidepods
 tib gubb: now she'll definitely have to sleep with me!
 Science: @Yurishiro: (Since you're not American, I'll let you know that I was joking. Though it would be interesting to see if the lie would take root in a foreign country...)
 Jennysaurus: @Science No worries I got the joke, I was just playing dumb. Drinking ink (dr-ink) would have an impressive amount of good wordplay possible though!
 Science: @Yurishiro: (Since you're not American, I'll let you know that I was joking. Though it would be interesting to see if the lie would take root in a foreign country...)
 redmonkey3: No more El Hombre Invisible
 Annoying Vegan : Jokes on her, thats actually Hersheys Syrup
 barfolomew: I'm sure, in the proper context, this is only mildly insane.
 sparename: And now, with the advances in Biro cheapness and the fact that I hardly actually write anything anymore, the only use I can find for liquid ink is showing up cracks in printed circuit boards or metal castings
 Air Biscuit: You're kid now. You're a squid now.
 Bernie 2016: @Science I'm not even american but thanks that was interesting!
 Science: @Yurishiro: It's an ad for the National Ink Council. I'm surprised you never heard the jingle - "Be sure to drink / Four quarts of ink / Or you'll fade right out / Gone in a blink!" It was all over Saturday morning cartoons in the late 70's.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro @Derp Herpigan Maybe this is the favorite childhood drink of Octobeautiful people?
 booger: @Derp Herpigan yeah but now I'm curious about what the hell is this!
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro That's why we're here! We make the captions.
 NoOneImportant: And NOW that we need a caption, no caption?! *shakes head* Oh internet, you rascal!
Image 248966   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
527
 
 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.
 Bernie 2016: Same
 Micro Jackson: We have it on tape
 Coolguy: @dangerkeith3000 its number 1 to me...
 dangerkeith3000: Pee is my 3rd favorite thing to talk about.
 redmonkey3: Pee Pride!
 redmonkey3: Hydrate or Die!
 Teechur: How many times do I need to tell you to stay hydrated?! If your pee is too dark, urine trouble!
 E. HONDA: this image is not only words, the whitespace also illustrates the color of their piss
 Air Biscuit: Everyone else doing the mandatory urine testing is jealous.
 WTF: When I read this it's just words.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: @barfolomew Then your reply is text describing text describing the picture of text.
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro and your comment is text describing the picture of text.
 logan: This is an image of text.
Image 248965   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
721
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hey Booboo!
 Starky15: Little known fact. Delores also shits in the woods
 Science: "Karl - didja ever think there's more to life than knocking over trash cans and catching salmon?"
 karmakat: she found a bodyguard in nature.
 Fullhouse: We're a second away from the bear turning his head and a collective "AAAAAAHHH!!!"
 skillet: She ded
Image 248964   05-23-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
790
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: I had a vegan friend who wouldn't hurt a fly but every now and again she'd get her cats like this so she could find any fleas and crack them to kill them
 Christina: It's a trap!
 professional: People die every day. I'm going for that belly.
Image 248963   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
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