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253793  kazzy94: Born in a barn, raised in cave, hootin' and screechin' is all I crave

253819  Ihminen: "they pay me just to do the thing. they don't pay me to give a fuck"

253788  Not A Bot: One helluva prolapse

253753  Kaviri: Arrested development.

253760  Kaviri: The grass is always greener.

253762  Kaviri: Best Friends!

253767  Kaviri: beans beans beans beans beans beans

253809  Scoo: Oh hi, Spiderman

253770  Kaviri: First the party, then the world.

253637  Cami: Come on @grizzly

253779  Kaviri: Words to hat by.

253782  Kaviri: The whole network is fucked, man.

253785  Kaviri: That's a valid assessment to make in these kind of situations.

253799  mrdiron: godgnol

253801  Side Boob: Its Moo Moo!

253788  Kaviri: Majestic.

253791  Kaviri: Damnit.

253792  Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253561  Teechur: @Mr Bleak Ours figured out how to open the cupboard where the Tender Vittles were kept. We'd move them but she'd find them again.

253807  WTF: I didn't realize Jabba swung that way.

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253747 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob "Hello Onstar?"

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253677 brian greene: and americans will have a dipshit for president

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?



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Score:
206
 
 Passive: IT BE THE TEAR OF THE GOOFY GOOBER!
 SuedeOxford: @Air Biscuit Dan, can't you see that big guhreen tuhree?
 Air Biscuit: Doncha listen to him Dan, hes a devil not a man, and hes drenched the burning sands with water. Cool. Clear. Water.
 hapi papi: This is fine.
Image 248946   05-23-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
651
 
 entropy: @redmonkey3 Its a joke
 redmonkey3: "Whatever it was / is - the cat did it"
 addend: (whispering) "I'm starting to suspect that /you know who/ is up to no good."
Image 248945   05-23-18   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
Score:
692
 
 redmonkey3: Everybody needs a stuffi guardian - Everybody.
 glenalec: Cute
Image 248944   05-23-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
535
 
 skunkrocker: Mr. Fuk is off.
 Air Biscuit: Business lyf
 VoR: ...don't listen to the employee, he's armless..
Image 248943   05-23-18   Uploaded by    sergeant
Score:
495
 
 dorian: my sides hurt @glenalec
 Otterman: Enema Falls
 dangerkeith3000: Well, I mean, if you go down this slide you are just asking to die, honestly. Look at it.
 redmonkey3: @wolfpk - sad, tragic, stupid greed fueled hubris
 wolfpk: @redmonkey3 Google "boy killed water slide." It is most the first page. You can add "Kansas" if you want to be sure.
 redmonkey3: @wolfpk @Flarmie - who got killed where ? I am outta touch
 Flarmie: @wolfpk Fun fact: That water slide in KC is still up and visible for quite a distance. They can't tear it down as it is still evidence. I...guess this fact wasn't as fun as advertised.
 wolfpk: Hopefully a state reps kid doesn't get killed on this water slide!
 tib gubb: heck yes
 glenalec: This slide is full of weeeeeeeeeee!
Image 248942   05-23-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
326
 
 XLY: same
 dangerkeith3000: The thin white line.
 redmonkey3: @antipatterns - special reallly interesting place in hell for people who do that, this i know
 San DoDo: Occupational hazards
 antipatterns: The worst thing is to turn nature into a cop.
 tib gubb: i sniff out heroin, cry me a river
Image 248941   05-23-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
623
 
 dangerkeith3000: It's all about that beak.
 San DoDo: Dat beak tho
 redrex: Birdman
 addend: Given an infinite number of parallel universes, this is real.
Image 248940   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
445
 
 dangerkeith3000: Slumber party.
 eurotrash: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
 Warrax: Tag urself I'm the one on the floor.
 a robot: Wanna go to that doggo slumber party!
 addend: Until the bed cools again.
Image 248939   05-23-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
321
 
 Mr. Shine: @redmonkey3 exactly.
 redmonkey3: @Mr. Shine - and food
 Mr. Shine: What is this, looking over the border into South Korea, where they have things like electricity and fireworks?
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 248938   05-23-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
682
 
 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.
 Micro Jackson: That's too bad
 weirduncle: That s an enviably feminine figure
 redmonkey3: So beautiful... THIS is cartooning!
 Science: @Side Boob: *Magic helmet...* (Get a load of this guy)
 Side Boob: This is the cartoon if anyone doesn't know dailymotion.com/video/…
 Side Boob: @Science MAGIC HELMET!
 Science: @Side Boob: Magic helmet?
 Side Boob: @Science MY SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!
 Science: @Side Boob: Your spear and magic helmet?
 FabricMan: @jochenau All I hear from that particular opera is helicopters
 Side Boob: With my spear and MAGIC HELMET!
 jochenau: And if you do ever go see the actual opera, all you'll be able to hear is KILL DA WABBIT, KILL DA WAAAABBIT
 wolfpk: What's Opera Doc?
 a robot: "......Neither did I. I was just asking."
 tib gubb: that lusty look though... yikes.
Image 248937   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
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