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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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9. WannaBee
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253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.



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11. Gazden: 1777 points
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Score:
333
 
 Murm Gungus: Moonman really does sing best song ever.
 Unstableton: @Coolguy I also see Mac Tonight
 Mad Collager: @VoR He wanted the image to post without it being changed to "apple".
 VoR: Banana
 WannaBee: I see Vash the Stampede.
 Coolguy: Looks like the Big Mac tonight character from years ago
 Hyphae: I see a punk habanero pepper, but to each their own
Image 248924   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
2
 
 Robespierre: Heavy rotation
 Rev80: @WannaBee Indeed, Central Illinois in the early 90's was a hotbed of great bands.. Pekin will forever be "The Town that Impetigo Is From"..
 WannaBee: Wow. I guess this band 'Impetigo' is from my town. Crazy!
 Mr. Butt: VIC. VIC. VIC. VIC. BILL VIC THE SCIENCE DICK.
 Winterneuro: Is imageBot trying to tell us something?
 Dr Awkward: I blame the Death Banana
 WannaBee: @raditzu it seems like a lot more than that.
 raditzu: @WannaBee 3rd time in 2 weeks or so
 Whatever: Really? You call that a noose?
 WannaBee: @glenalec I can't wait to see next what next month will be.
 glenalec: @Coolguy @WannaBee - It's the Friendly Spaceship classic-of-the-Month.
 Coolguy: @WannaBee again and again!
 WannaBee: This again?
Image 248923   05-22-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
448
 
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Image 248922   05-22-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
550
 
 Mad Collager: Soon he will dream of the electric torch.
 Dr Awkward: @Telkwa "Well actually..."
 Telkwa: The birth of mansplaining.
Image 248921   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
874
 
 Robespierre: @Felicity Bumbershootville. Motto: "Acres Of Clams"
 Prostata: my first smile of the day
 Telkwa: @Felicity - No it's the Emerald City.
 Coolguy: I love my dog, but he would go ape shit if I took him to a baseball game.
 Magic Bullets: Is it Seattle?
 Telkwa: Autorad for Ivars!!!
 jochenau: I can't say I'm inclined to trust tartar sauce distributed at an outdoor sports facility.
Image 248920   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
808
 
 addend: (Waits for a french fry to fall.)
Image 248919   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
221
 
 Telkwa: *Vroom Vroom sounds intesify*
Image 248918   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
478
 
 Robespierre: That Karl Kradle looks komfy
 Gallifrasian: I don't give a shit I'll DIE infringing copyright and will be buried in an eternal copyright infringement enclosure.
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Karl
 glenalec: If you eat enough Twixes, you will need to take the divider out.
 addend: "...then you'll pour the caramel and encase my corpse in melted chocolate."
 Winterneuro: Billy Corrigan must really love Twix
 TurkeyVulture: There ain't nothin two sticks of Twix can't fix.
Image 248917   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
763
 
 oregon man: Napoleon cat looks upon you with favor.
 addend: "Thinks of nothing but murder".
 Ignatius: Gallifreyan cat
 Telkwa: Hanger in there, Baby.
Image 248916   05-22-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
418
 
 RiderFan: According to the account of the midwife at Jesus' birth, Mary went into labor pains but never pushed him out.
 Spazstatic: That cat has a crown.
 Warrax: JESUS CHRIST!!!!
Image 248915   05-22-18   Uploaded by    burritos
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