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253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

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Score:
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 Robespierre: @Felicity Bumbershootville. Motto: "Acres Of Clams"
 Prostata: my first smile of the day
 Telkwa: @Felicity - No it's the Emerald City.
 Coolguy: I love my dog, but he would go ape shit if I took him to a baseball game.
 Magic Bullets: Is it Seattle?
 Telkwa: Autorad for Ivars!!!
 jochenau: I can't say I'm inclined to trust tartar sauce distributed at an outdoor sports facility.
Image 248920   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
808
 
 addend: (Waits for a french fry to fall.)
Image 248919   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
221
 
 Telkwa: *Vroom Vroom sounds intesify*
Image 248918   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
478
 
 Robespierre: That Karl Kradle looks komfy
 Gallifrasian: I don't give a shit I'll DIE infringing copyright and will be buried in an eternal copyright infringement enclosure.
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Karl
 glenalec: If you eat enough Twixes, you will need to take the divider out.
 addend: "...then you'll pour the caramel and encase my corpse in melted chocolate."
 Winterneuro: Billy Corrigan must really love Twix
 TurkeyVulture: There ain't nothin two sticks of Twix can't fix.
Image 248917   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
763
 
 oregon man: Napoleon cat looks upon you with favor.
 addend: "Thinks of nothing but murder".
 Ignatius: Gallifreyan cat
 Telkwa: Hanger in there, Baby.
Image 248916   05-22-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
418
 
 RiderFan: According to the account of the midwife at Jesus' birth, Mary went into labor pains but never pushed him out.
 Spazstatic: That cat has a crown.
 Warrax: JESUS CHRIST!!!!
Image 248915   05-22-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
220
 
 Demon Universe: @tib gubb @Butcherboy @Spazstatic Its the way hes saying the 23% left. Im not sure how, but he is saying it wrong.
 tib gubb: @Spazstatic nope, only 99%; technically 99.9%. it's to indicate possibility of error
 Spazstatic: @Butcherboy I thought that was exactly how percentages worked..?
 tib gubb: i would have hoped that hawaii would have given 110% on this
 Butcherboy: Thats not how percentages work
 Scoo: @Nope With a whimper and a bang
 Nope: I have to find out how it ends!
Image 248914   05-22-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
164
 
 redmonkey3: Is this Dan Harmon and other creator of R&M ? (apology to other creator)
 Soviette: I bet it smells great in there.
 cenecia: Wow, Ethan, great sauce! Keep it up. Proud of you.
 glenalec: The throw-away joke lives on. And on. And on....
 raditzu: real men eat tidepods and drink bleach
 Telkwa: Hi - the orgy's down the hall to the right, yes?
 Coolguy: Something something, YouTube something something.
 Minnesotan: guy on the left is my character in payday2
 Scoo: I lost track trying to count chins here
Image 248913   05-22-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
742
 
 Shay: Nice mohawk there, doggo.
Image 248912   05-22-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
396
 
 Winterneuro: Thug life!
 Not A Bot: That long night spent looking over the endless statistics and maps, they could come to only one conclusion: the sign had backfired miserably.
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