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267946  a robot: I would totally wear those shoes though

267951  a robot: I guess we are supposed to think she is naked because her shirt is same color as her skin, but it just looks like she has weird flesh wrinkles in her arm instead

267911  VeeKay: Lol same

267919  VeeKay: I do love a Mextail, even if I get the damn shits after.

267972  Side Boob: Jay is wearing his "man of the people" denim outfit again.

267930  VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267939  VeeKay: Beauty of North Puppea

267940  VeeKay: Inpawsion

267973  Shay: Oh crap, his nose is now a sloth.

267979  ignatz: Also lime Patrick Moore from the Sky at Night

267972  Shay: Well fuck you too ya elephant-sized chin bastard.

267981  ignatz: Did I stutter?

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267970  WTF: I could really go for a foot long Konie!

267958  a robot: This is what those essential oils nuts actually believe. Source: my boss won't shut the fuck up about oils

267965  a robot: Kids who use hashtags probably don't even know who OJ is and/or why the white Bronco is associated with him

267963  Air Biscuit: When your beard jacks your lumber...

267944  sparename: You Wucksacky Wabbit

267979  clayjar: She looks like the old lady receptionist from Monsters Inc. Congrats on her 18th. That dogs a trooper.

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267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267930 VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.



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11. Shay: 1535 points
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Score:
271
 
 Science: Please don't show this to my dog. It's bad enough that he constantly slaps at the gate to go outside.
 VoR: "Ring bell"
 addend: Or scream or run around or roll on the floor or do cartwheels...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @WannaBee ting ah ling ah ling.....
 Big Beagler: You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell.
Image 248908   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
585
 
 raditzu: bluebird of happiness! well, masked one, but still!
 Telkwa: Stellar!
Image 248907   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
253
 
 Robespierre: @Science Vegas is Ground Zero for dicks. But I'm trying to figure out what Goodsprings has to do with this BS - only thing there is a pseudo-biker bar.
 Science: Awesome joke, Aidan. Too bad this person was almost murdered by a psychopath and has now had her entire life turned upside down. Dick.
 logan: @Yam Oh OK. Thanks! I don t know much about that except that my friend played me the sound files of Wayne Newton and I liked those
 Yam: @Felicity Fallout New Vegas plot line begins with the player character waking up after being shot in the head.
 tiffany: What?
Image 248906   05-22-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
319
 
 brian greene: another dipshit
 raditzu: ...or, more probable, in the ER.
 Joseph: I'm not going in the pit, I have other stuff to do.
 Peach: I don't know about snakes in mouths, but that shirt skelly is definitely rad.
 Scoo: JGL, you so crazy
 Robespierre: "When people ask me why I'm single..."
 Jaunty Shrimp: He better treat that snek right.
Image 248905   05-22-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
594
 
 Prostata: he's just a little derpy
 Warrax: SEE YOU IN THE PIT
 itskando: @trelyate the boy's not right
 trelyate: there is something horribly wrong with our grandchild
Image 248904   05-22-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
492
 
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Really? "Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fucking fuckup." --- Lewis Black. So we can ...
 a robot: You can say "fuck" here, it's ok.
 Telkwa: Wouldn't hurt pop a breath mint while you're at it.
 Peach: Because sometimes it directly affects my ability to earn money.
 hoobleton: I give a f why I hate myself
 Scoo: Wise words from a man who seems to give none
 Jaunty Shrimp: I give a frog about lots of stuff.
 bug: funk? frog? What were you trying to say Keanu!?
Image 248903   05-22-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
316
 
 trelyate: before you ask why you should vote for me, ask yourself why you give a f###
Image 248902   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Image 248901 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Clim Tinties. You have brought shame on us, Clim Tinties.
Score:
497
 
 Volwen: Watch out for it spitting venom at Newman
 Peach: gently knead the doggo
 hammy: #248734 she's got her eyes on you dough-go.
 flowers: Katherine Helmond stars in Brazil
 Yam: I was watching a video on Chinese hand pulled noodles the other day. I think this dog is made of noodle dough...
 glenalec: Australian frill-necked doggo.
Image 248900   05-22-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
252
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: sure is precipitatin. mmmmmhm.
Image 248899   05-22-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
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