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253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?



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Score:
792
 
 Air Biscuit: Well ACTUALLY... (launches into full blown dogsplaination)
Image 248895   05-22-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
238
 
 savvoy: wen yo act all gangsta but yo scared to go barefoot
Image 248894   05-22-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
1184
 
 Jabberwikket: I love this!
 glenalec: @RiderFan - I rather like to quaff vinegar.
 Annoying Vegan : I knew a girl in school who used a ketchup bottle this way.
 Joseph: I'm h20 intolerant,ive stopped working out.
 RiderFan: I have a mustard bottle that I take a sip from every now and then, except its actually mustard in the bottle.
 tib gubb: carbs are in, bro. gotta stay energized
 Shay: April O'Neill from TMNT Tournament Fighters?
 El hefe: Is this in the new Super Troopers?
Image 248893   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
339
 
 tib gubb: banapples?
 Mr. Shine: Classic Helen. *wistful sigh*
 El hefe: I bet he has an iPhone
 Side Boob: Hungry for apples?
 glenalec: Apples keep doctors away, not patients.
Image 248892   05-22-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
446
 
 tib gubb: shh... no dirt now, only sleep
 Not A Bot: Search Urban Dictionary for 'bubbling' and then apologize to China
 Jaunty Shrimp: I though you didn't carrot all but I was wrong
 piranharama: Ooh, username upload combo
 piranharama: No one escapes the carrot death-lock!
Image 248891   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
859
 
 Nope: please dont let your cats outside without supervision!
 Dan Tagonistic: Puss has seen enough
Image 248890   05-22-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
312
 
 addend: "Best way to secure all your devices and protect your privacy? Store your retinal scan in the cloud!"
 Peach: please dont let your nerds outside without supervision!
 Peter Pantsless: *moons everybody*
Image 248889   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
422
 
 Amy Housewine: 'Hands' off, you say #249187
 Dresdenkeogh: Read every word top to bottom to the tune of all star
 E. HONDA: now he toucha the spaghett' with Jesus
 Telkwa: He was picking up the gun/ with his finger and his thumb/ in the shape of an L on his forehead.
 Nope: Well the screams start coming and they don't stop coming
 Shay: Eel News: We cover SHOCKING news.
 tib gubb: he should have watched his bacaroni
 WTF: He just couldn't keep his hands of his "Macaroni".
 barfolomew: Mom's spaghetti
Image 248888   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
216
 
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Q: Why do hippies wear patchouli? A: So blind people can hate them too.
 wolfpk: John Denver was a prophet! (Rocky Mountain High)
 Scoo: Oh fer fuck's sake!
 Volwen: No Officer, that's just my soap
 Demon Universe: It smells like Cheetos, BO, and cartoons.
 Peter Pantsless: They already have that. It's called patchouli oil
 Nope: Thats not how time works!
Image 248887   05-22-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
808
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I am confused. This is not a nasty dirty wet hole filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat. I don't know what kind of hole this is and I don't know what it means.
 raditzu: 100% CGI, you can't trust shit you see in tv nowadays
 Joseph: Yo mamma's door is pretty.
 sodamachine: One of the more scenic exits to the Ninja Turtle lair
 Demon Universe: Break out some of that high grade pipe-weed, Gando!
 WannaBee: Sneaky little hobbitses!
 glenalec: Hobo holes are often round.
Image 248886   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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