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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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 Amy Housewine: 'Hands' off, you say #249187
 Dresdenkeogh: Read every word top to bottom to the tune of all star
 E. HONDA: now he toucha the spaghett' with Jesus
 Telkwa: He was picking up the gun/ with his finger and his thumb/ in the shape of an L on his forehead.
 Nope: Well the screams start coming and they don't stop coming
 Shay: Eel News: We cover SHOCKING news.
 tib gubb: he should have watched his bacaroni
 WTF: He just couldn't keep his hands of his "Macaroni".
 barfolomew: Mom's spaghetti
Image 248888   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
216
 
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Q: Why do hippies wear patchouli? A: So blind people can hate them too.
 wolfpk: John Denver was a prophet! (Rocky Mountain High)
 Scoo: Oh fer fuck's sake!
 Volwen: No Officer, that's just my soap
 Demon Universe: It smells like Cheetos, BO, and cartoons.
 Peter Pantsless: They already have that. It's called patchouli oil
 Nope: Thats not how time works!
Image 248887   05-22-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
808
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I am confused. This is not a nasty dirty wet hole filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat. I don't know what kind of hole this is and I don't know what it means.
 raditzu: 100% CGI, you can't trust shit you see in tv nowadays
 Joseph: Yo mamma's door is pretty.
 sodamachine: One of the more scenic exits to the Ninja Turtle lair
 Demon Universe: Break out some of that high grade pipe-weed, Gando!
 WannaBee: Sneaky little hobbitses!
 glenalec: Hobo holes are often round.
Image 248886   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
349
 
 Teechur: I AM my people
 Side Boob: Same.
Image 248885   05-22-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
307
 
 Zukero: Even though graphics designer can photoshop good
 Joseph: How do you install a rivet without a rivet gun though Lady?
 Air Biscuit: What is it?
 glenalec: Even person with poor English and out-dated gender concepts can installing good! :-)
Image 248884   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
349
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager Nope! Those are jet wings: www dot jetman dot com - and I think Hammond raced against one on Top Gear. WANT! WANT! NOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
 Jolly Well: Must be a big fan of the movie Millennium (1989)
 Teechur: Strangers taking flight..... Dubai Dubai Duuuu.....
 Side Boob: I hope he doesn't learn a painful lesson about wing vortexes.
 Mad Collager: That's not flying. That's falling with style!
 glenalec: That looks like a nice safe violation of air-space. Yes it does!
Image 248883   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Image 248882 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by million laffs. Your image was bad, million laffs.
Score:
306
 
 Science: @Felicity: In 90's sci-fi, it was pretty much understood that the Brits would pretty much take over the world. That's why you get those iconic scenes in things like Blade Runner where Deckard is going through Brit-Cit, and they have all of those holographic billboards for "Bangers and Mash" and "Heinz Beanz." Turns out that sci-fi was wrong on that call.
 myrealname: I m reading a sci-fi novel from the early 1990s where the author keeps using that word as a word for cigarettes, even though nobody in the book is British, and neither is the author
 trelyate: I expect better from the singer of the hit single "Friday"
 WTF: u got P0W3ND d00D!!.!!
 Demon Universe: She didnt hear you. I told her about it in bed last night. Noob.
 glenalec: No problem Mommy's-boy!
Image 248881   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
859
 
 XLY: that took you guys an hour?
 redbranch: No, draw stranger
 Air Biscuit: Instructions unclear:pulled a sword out of a rock.
Image 248880   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
935
 
 Telkwa: Diggin' that sweet car ride AC.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Please tell me you woke him up when you got to the beach
 wolfpk: Building up energy for the beach!
 Scoo: My daughters love to fly with me but 10 minutes in, boom, they're sound asleep
 Winterneuro: Puppies. Amirite?
Image 248879   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
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