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262405  WannaBee: Todd you little scamp!

262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

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262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

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 Fralm Plopert: 'Hands' off, you say #249187
 Cringo Flopert: Read every word top to bottom to the tune of all star
 Guwn Morpopert: now he toucha the spaghett' with Jesus
 Crewn Morpungo: He was picking up the gun/ with his finger and his thumb/ in the shape of an L on his forehead.
 Jarb Flungus: Well the screams start coming and they don't stop coming
 Left Plemungo: Eel News: We cover SHOCKING news.
 Themp Albombies: he should have watched his bacaroni
 Biwn Drumungo: He just couldn't keep his hands of his "Macaroni".
 Theft Plemoble: Mom's spaghetti
Image 248888   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Vompo Horpungus
 Vuple Plemuble: @Peter Pantsless Q: Why do hippies wear patchouli? A: So blind people can hate them too.
 Melm Grupert: John Denver was a prophet! (Rocky Mountain High)
 Frown Grungus: Oh fer fuck's sake!
 Maft Albomple: No Officer, that's just my soap
 Crung Broble: It smells like Cheetos, BO, and cartoons.
 Creld Plumbies: They already have that. It's called patchouli oil
 Mimpo Cremumple: Thats not how time works!
Image 248887   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Vurm Horpoble
 Deng Plemumple: I am confused. This is not a nasty dirty wet hole filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat. I don't know what kind of hole this is and I don't know what it means.
 Jong Dampoble: 100% CGI, you can't trust shit you see in tv nowadays
 Vift Drumungo: Yo mamma's door is pretty.
 Trald Plumple: One of the more scenic exits to the Ninja Turtle lair
 Hempo Morpungo: Break out some of that high grade pipe-weed, Gando!
 Thart Albumple: Sneaky little hobbitses!
 Frung Morpumple: Hobo holes are often round.
Image 248886   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Galm Cremungo
 Gift Grunongus: I AM my people
 Derm Flomple: Same.
Image 248885   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bulm Dampoble
 Puld Grunumple: Even though graphics designer can photoshop good
 Dawn Plombies: How do you install a rivet without a rivet gun though Lady?
 Crald Flumumple: What is it?
 Hawn Horpungus: Even person with poor English and out-dated gender concepts can installing good! :-)
Image 248884   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Thorb Plopert
 Hirb Plemumbies: @Mad Collager Nope! Those are jet wings: www dot jetman dot com - and I think Hammond raced against one on Top Gear. WANT! WANT! NOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
 Themp Plungo: Must be a big fan of the movie Millennium (1989)
 Dold Dampumbies: Strangers taking flight..... Dubai Dubai Duuuu.....
 Marbo Albopert: I hope he doesn't learn a painful lesson about wing vortexes.
 Larbo Morpungus: That's not flying. That's falling with style!
 Trang Rempuble: That looks like a nice safe violation of air-space. Yes it does!
Image 248883   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Delm Albombies
Image 248882 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by million laffs. Your image was bad, million laffs.
 Flort Rempumple: @Felicity: In 90's sci-fi, it was pretty much understood that the Brits would pretty much take over the world. That's why you get those iconic scenes in things like Blade Runner where Deckard is going through Brit-Cit, and they have all of those holographic billboards for "Bangers and Mash" and "Heinz Beanz." Turns out that sci-fi was wrong on that call.
 Left Grongo: I m reading a sci-fi novel from the early 1990s where the author keeps using that word as a word for cigarettes, even though nobody in the book is British, and neither is the author
 Fling Dampoble: I expect better from the singer of the hit single "Friday"
 Lingo Brongus: u got P0W3ND d00D!!.!!
 Pemp Rempumple: She didnt hear you. I told her about it in bed last night. Noob.
 Girb Horpungus: No problem Mommy's-boy!
Image 248881   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Lamp Cremuble
 Mamp Flumombies: that took you guys an hour?
 Rirm Plongus: No, draw stranger
 Cremp Flumongus: Instructions unclear:pulled a sword out of a rock.
Image 248880   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Jungo Rempoble
 Pempo Grungo: Diggin' that sweet car ride AC.
 Crold Rempupert: Please tell me you woke him up when you got to the beach
 Flurt Grunongus: Building up energy for the beach!
 Rorb Brongus: My daughters love to fly with me but 10 minutes in, boom, they're sound asleep
 Thople Plombies: Puppies. Amirite?
Image 248879   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bold Cremumple
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