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272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

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Score:
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 Amy Housewine: 'Hands' off, you say #249187
 Dresdenkeogh: Read every word top to bottom to the tune of all star
 E. HONDA: now he toucha the spaghett' with Jesus
 Telkwa: He was picking up the gun/ with his finger and his thumb/ in the shape of an L on his forehead.
 Nope: Well the screams start coming and they don't stop coming
 Shay: Eel News: We cover SHOCKING news.
 tib gubb: he should have watched his bacaroni
 WTF: He just couldn't keep his hands of his "Macaroni".
 barfolomew: Mom's spaghetti
Image 248888   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
216
 
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Q: Why do hippies wear patchouli? A: So blind people can hate them too.
 wolfpk: John Denver was a prophet! (Rocky Mountain High)
 Scoo: Oh fer fuck's sake!
 Volwen: No Officer, that's just my soap
 Demon Universe: It smells like Cheetos, BO, and cartoons.
 Peter Pantsless: They already have that. It's called patchouli oil
 Nope: Thats not how time works!
Image 248887   05-22-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
808
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I am confused. This is not a nasty dirty wet hole filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat. I don't know what kind of hole this is and I don't know what it means.
 raditzu: 100% CGI, you can't trust shit you see in tv nowadays
 Joseph: Yo mamma's door is pretty.
 sodamachine: One of the more scenic exits to the Ninja Turtle lair
 Demon Universe: Break out some of that high grade pipe-weed, Gando!
 The Turks: Sneaky little hobbitses!
 glenalec: Hobo holes are often round.
Image 248886   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
349
 
 Teechur: I AM my people
 Side Boob: Same.
Image 248885   05-22-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
307
 
 Zukero: Even though graphics designer can photoshop good
 Joseph: How do you install a rivet without a rivet gun though Lady?
 Air Biscuit: What is it?
 glenalec: Even person with poor English and out-dated gender concepts can installing good! :-)
Image 248884   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
349
 
 Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager Nope! Those are jet wings: www dot jetman dot com - and I think Hammond raced against one on Top Gear. WANT! WANT! NOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
 Jolly Well: Must be a big fan of the movie Millennium (1989)
 Teechur: Strangers taking flight..... Dubai Dubai Duuuu.....
 Side Boob: I hope he doesn't learn a painful lesson about wing vortexes.
 Mad Collager: That's not flying. That's falling with style!
 glenalec: That looks like a nice safe violation of air-space. Yes it does!
Image 248883   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Image 248882 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by million laffs. Your image was bad, million laffs.
Score:
306
 
 Science: @Felicity: In 90's sci-fi, it was pretty much understood that the Brits would pretty much take over the world. That's why you get those iconic scenes in things like Blade Runner where Deckard is going through Brit-Cit, and they have all of those holographic billboards for "Bangers and Mash" and "Heinz Beanz." Turns out that sci-fi was wrong on that call.
 myrealname: I m reading a sci-fi novel from the early 1990s where the author keeps using that word as a word for cigarettes, even though nobody in the book is British, and neither is the author
 trelyate: I expect better from the singer of the hit single "Friday"
 WTF: u got P0W3ND d00D!!.!!
 Demon Universe: She didnt hear you. I told her about it in bed last night. Noob.
 glenalec: No problem Mommy's-boy!
Image 248881   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
859
 
 XLY: that took you guys an hour?
 redbranch: No, draw stranger
 Air Biscuit: Instructions unclear:pulled a sword out of a rock.
Image 248880   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
935
 
 Telkwa: Diggin' that sweet car ride AC.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Please tell me you woke him up when you got to the beach
 wolfpk: Building up energy for the beach!
 Scoo: My daughters love to fly with me but 10 minutes in, boom, they're sound asleep
 Winterneuro: Puppies. Amirite?
Image 248879   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Fursona
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