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263265  sparename: He still talks about "exta" terrestrials, though

263274  Prostata: he's seen some shit

263265  Uncle Phil: @Robespierre This image is about the extent of this guy.

263273  Robespierre: R = Blinky

263274  Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone

263270  Robespierre: Malcolm In A Muddle

263271  Robespierre: On my work computer this image appears next to Today's weirdo item, which appears to be a digital quarter. Coincidence? I think not.

263283  johnnyc: Why are all foxes so photogenic?

263267  Air Biscuit: Already Been Chewed?

263267  Robespierre: (& charge your damn fone, loser)

263241  Robespierre: Image/username combo - eww.

263272  Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

263257  FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.

263242  Not A Bot: Requires Netscape Navigator 1.2

263163  ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07

263269  Robespierre: This new Fargo concept looks tasteless

263254  Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.

263255  Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"

263256  Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO

263257  Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.

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2. addend
3. dangerkeith3000
4. ignatz
5. VeeKay
6. Not A Bot
7. Mr Bleak
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9. Whatever
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263229 dangerkeith3000: "Imagine what I can do to your penis."

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc



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Score:
804
 
 Mr Bleak: Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ...
 savvoy: Consuela has about had it with Seigfried and Roy
 Air Biscuit: 5 minutes after expressing excitement for going to the beach...
 Handyman: @Dr Awkward I think you're right #172363
 Not A Bot: Bueno
 Mad Collager: She just exercised her lion-item veto.
 Dr Awkward: Apparently retro kitchens attract large cats #182735
 Robespierre: Doesn't look much like The Mighty Jungle to me.
 Dresdenkeogh: Hooray for metaphors!
Image 248871   05-22-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
662
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me kermy...you won't like me when I'm kermy
 macrocosm: *rubbit*
 WTF: That bulge tho!
 tib gubb: to pay his way through acting college, kermit the frog moonlighted as kermit the bulge
 Jabberwikket: HULK.... HOP ?
 Skinr: HI-HO, KERMIT THE HULK HERE
 jochenau: I hope the action figure comes with a little banjo and a button that makes him sing "The Rainbow Connection".
 Jabberwikket: Will he sing the Bifrost Connection ?
 wolfpk: @glenalec Fozzie Bear as Thor
 Mr. Shine: @glenalec Link Hogthrob as Thor.
 Mr. Shine: Kermit the visibly erect Hulk?
 glenalec: continuing the theme - Sam the Bald Eagle as Captain America; Gonzo the Great as Iron Man. No idea about Thor??
 DrinkMixMan: Aggro-froggo
 grizzly: That's my secret, Cap. I'm always green.
 itskando: Bro, do you even lilyft
 glenalec: and Miss Piggy as The Black Widdow. (Which actually works rather well! Hiy-A!)
Image 248870   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
428
 
 Telkwa: Ya but he got yellow carded for tearing open his chest and revealing his heart.
 flatluigi: Matthias was the twelfth man
Image 248869   05-22-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
812
 
 TwoChewbaccas: Let that be your last cattlefield
 wolfpk: Two face's cat
 waynelord: Cheronian cat
 funny in the wall: Nice to meet you, I am half cat, half... black cat
 glenalec: When Schrodinger opened the box, he realized the quantum universe was weirder than even he had envisioned!
Image 248868   05-22-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
645
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 248867   05-22-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
468
 
 El hefe: I saw this blue light switcherino on The Worst Things For Sale
 Shay: You idiots realize I'm still awake?
 glenalec: Eye-straining!
 Christina: Lazy!
 ratwa: Smart!
 sparename: Watching videos of ladies squatting over glass tables??
Image 248866   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
479
 
 savvoy: Love hotel: rent in 1/3 hour increments
 Scoo: Flakin' Romantic
 Telkwa: *knocks discreetly & requests a table for one*
 glenalec: Beauty of South Korea
 Shay: Frakin' Romantic
Image 248865   05-22-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
208
 
 XLY: damn that's a sexy bike ;)
 Spazstatic: That's one way to check your fuel level.
 Sauce Packets: D:
Image 248864   05-22-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
836
 
 Telkwa: Fred: the hero we need!
 cakefizzle: Chick magnet
 Dr Awkward: My hat is a duck, you argument is invalid.
 Yam: Well thats just ducky
Image 248863   05-22-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
364
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Dude looks like George Harrison
 funny in the wall: Who dat tho?
 Yam: Real cockatoos are a luxury he cant afford
 San DoDo: Dat bird tho
Image 248862   05-22-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
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