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253793  kazzy94: Born in a barn, raised in cave, hootin' and screechin' is all I crave

253819  Ihminen: "they pay me just to do the thing. they don't pay me to give a fuck"

253788  Not A Bot: One helluva prolapse

253753  Kaviri: Arrested development.

253760  Kaviri: The grass is always greener.

253762  Kaviri: Best Friends!

253767  Kaviri: beans beans beans beans beans beans

253809  Scoo: Oh hi, Spiderman

253770  Kaviri: First the party, then the world.

253637  Cami: Come on @grizzly

253779  Kaviri: Words to hat by.

253782  Kaviri: The whole network is fucked, man.

253785  Kaviri: That's a valid assessment to make in these kind of situations.

253799  mrdiron: godgnol

253801  Side Boob: Its Moo Moo!

253788  Kaviri: Majestic.

253791  Kaviri: Damnit.

253792  Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253561  Teechur: @Mr Bleak Ours figured out how to open the cupboard where the Tender Vittles were kept. We'd move them but she'd find them again.

253807  WTF: I didn't realize Jabba swung that way.

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253747 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob "Hello Onstar?"

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253677 brian greene: and americans will have a dipshit for president

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?



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Score:
955
 
 Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.
 Ronick: How do you turn on caplock with a sharpie
 Joseph: Your note is blocking my wheelchair thing.
 tib gubb: my name's frank? what an idiot
 WannaBee: I would check the basement at the Alamo for your bike.
 Mr. Whiskers: @mwoody He forgets to plug in his solar-powered flashlight
 Winterneuro: I really want to know how this story ended.
 mwoody: How can you tell the pole is handicapped?
 Dr Awkward: The use of the term Bozo is why I radded this.
 Mr. Shine: Seems fair.
Image 248861   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
420
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 248860   05-22-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
326
 
 Not A Bot: Either really good porn or really good cooking show. Same difference.
 Butcherboy: iMac cat is not amused
Image 248859   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
472
 
 Spazstatic: Caveme n!
 San DoDo: So this is draining the lizard
 Side Boob: I knew birds were trouble
 Shay: You could've just said "This is fine" and shut up.
Image 248858   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
473
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: So that girl in kindergarten who used to eat glue has grown up to just put it in her hair.
 glenalec: On her way to kill the radio star.
 Mad Collager: So, I went to the hairdresser and said I needed an outlet for my frustrations, and he gave me this.
 wolfpk: *Turn it on, and her hair catches on fire!
 Dr Awkward: But Y, tho.
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 science!
 dangerkeith3000: She blinded me with science.
Image 248857   05-22-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
56
 
 Scoo: I have the 4-slice version of that toaster. Love it!
 VoR: A bit more. . Does it compact the crumbs to dispense a tiny slice of toast?
Image 248856   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
905
 
 ignatz: @Mr. Shine Too cold :(
 addend: @VoR "Purple members", he-heh.
 Jaunty Shrimp: The house I want but will never have
 fanny: aww my first thought was "ping should shop mascot outta that tree" and then i remembered...
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz Are they illegal there?
 Mr. Shine: *goes inside* "WOW! These are free? Sweet!"
 ignatz: I wanted to plant a bougainvillea but my friend reminded me that I live in England
 VoR: [Purple members only]
Image 248855   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
397
 
 Not A Bot: Projectile vomit in three... two... one...
 ashton: Right in the denlinger!
 Shay: YE OLDE STONE COLD STUNNER! YE OLDE STONE COLD STUNNER! BAW GAWD JEBEDIAH!!!
 Side Boob: Westworld not living up to the hype
 Robespierre: "Mennonite Zombies" concept looking RAD
Image 248854   05-22-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
560
 
 KnowLifer: @Mr. Shine @Dr Awkward I wasn't expecting that my comment would lead to this. I simply hate the way it looks on people. What does it represent or what meaning does it have to them is another thing to judge
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Robespierre If you judge a book by the cover, then you judge the look by lover heh
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine I have no tattoos, facial piercings OR boats.
 Mr. Shine: @Dr Awkward *shrugs* I guess I just see tattoos and nose rings in different contexts. I don't have either, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine I wasn't referring the survivors themselves, I meant other people getting tattoos, when there is some dark history there (I believe slave-holders had their slaves tattooed as well). Yet tons of people tattoo themselves by choice for aesthetic reasons. Similarly, despite a dark history of facial piercings, many people decide to get them for aesthetic reasons (and probably are unaware of said historical / cultural baggage).
 Mr. Shine: @Dr Awkward Interesting choice for comparison. To me, those numbers are the mark of a survivor, someone who lived through a literal man-made hell, in one very specific benighted period in human history. Now, if some dumb@ss teenager tried to go get one, then yes, it'd be pretty f#cking contemptible. The real thing, though? Much respect. Eternal respect.
 Dr Awkward: @Mr. Shine I was unfamiliar with this... But couldn't the same thing be said of tattoos (concentration camp numbers, etc...)
 Robespierre: What's the opposite of the Look of Love again?
 GoGo Robotto: I think her piercing looks nice, though.
 Mr. Shine: @KnowLifer I'm with you. The cultural baggage of it representing a property marker is something I've never been able to ignore.
 KnowLifer: I just deeply dislike facial piercing
Image 248853   05-22-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
352
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Montgomery Jessup is my Maryland name
 Shay: Sam Pressures is my porno name.
 White Rice: So that's why the cowboy yanked on his dick. That's been bothering me for a few years now, glad to have some closure.
Image 248852   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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