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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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Score:
309
 
 Verbo Alboble: (Buys scuba jacket.)
 Fralm Grunupert: If choking, try drowning as well
 Delm Grunupert: @barfolomew that sounds accurate enough but ive never been purple so...
 Luwn Morpungus: Graphic depiction of when I lost purple status.
Image 248831   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Gurm Rempupert
Score:
768
 
 Reft Grunongo: This story is brought to you by: Truth.com
 Dulm Plongo: @Christina That's a shitty owner.
 Fleple Morpumbies: That's a smart dog.
 Galm Horpomple: The weird thing is that he had his own bus pass
Image 248830   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bert Grunopert
Score:
666
 
 Gampo Drumuble: @Derp Herpigan FTW!
 Flingo Drumuble: Mmmm, the ol' steamy buffalo, yes please!
 Mempo Plongo: @mwoody because they're in the mist?
 Himpo Rempopert: @Teechur Bison?
 Truwn Horpoble: @Teechur "Roooooooooooooo"?
 Damp Cremomple: @Teechur "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"
 Jimpo Morpomple: What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?
 Varm Cremopert: "My bad, I thought they were gorillas."
Image 248829   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Rurm Fluble
Score:
662
 
 Lerm Plongus: This pic is the Greatest Of All Time
 Virbo Albongus: Kids today.
Image 248828   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Varbo Horpumple
Score:
319
 
 Dild Plombies: Feh.
 Meple Dampombies: Impressive plumage on those birds.
 Trump Alboble: is this art?
Image 248827   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Crift Rempoble
Score:
182
 
 Jiple Albumple: his dog is taking public transit by himself to go to the dog park
 Dald Morpungo: If someone won't suck on my tie, I'll do it myself.
 Jarbo Rempumple: this is a terrible tie addiction intervention is needed
 Thewn Horpungo: We get it, you suck
Image 248826   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bimp Dampomple
Score:
208
 
 Mirt Grongus: @Air Biscuit - This the solution to when you grow tired of all your neighbors coming over just to have sex on your bearskin rug.
 Frulm Plemopert: Giant flying squirrel.
 Rirt Morpomple: (boing) (splat)
 Bing Flungus: Gonna have a sex on the wall now.
 Crirm Plongus: Model Bearoplane
Image 248825   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Thawn Flopert
Score:
849
 
 Lilm Albupert: seriously? it now friends "chompers" to chompers?
 Golm Grunungus: somebody's playful
 Damp Flumungus: Doggo is keeping the beach safe from sand sharks
Image 248824   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Pirt Morpungus
Score:
250
 
 Hompo Grumbies: Hammertime? Or collaborate and listen?
 Frolm Groble: canadian stop sign
Image 248823   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Darb Flumple
Score:
111
 
 Gerb Cremoble: What? This is amazing! I can't believe no one ever thought of this before!
 Frift Cremuble: The janitors on the Enterprise do not get paid enough
 Flaft Bropert: "I dinnae want to, cap'n"
 Romp Grumbies: That's not a teleporter, that's a claw machine.
Image 248822   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Hulm Plemuble
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