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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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Score:
794
 
 addend: @Whatever "I wish everything were as easy as getting fat."
 VoR: Don't mix them though. sud pie kills.
 tib gubb: pizza lich doots from beyond the grave
 Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan
 a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?
Image 248803   05-22-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
1188
 
 karmakat: we will be safe together...I will protect you.
 Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch
 jadensmith: Those claws tell a different less cute story.
Image 248802   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
546
 
 Warrax: Which nuts tho?
 dangerkeith3000: I better email Chuck Tingle.
 addend: "Let's call them 'Munchkins', instead."
 Dr Awkward: Or as the locals call it, "D's Nuts"
 WannaBee: I bet it smells great in there.
 guccigucci: Dunked in the nuts by my own nuts.
 sparename: "Got any teabags?"
Image 248801   05-22-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
760
 
 karmakat: 5 more minutes mommy...please...
 jochenau: noooo i dun wanna get up, it's cold out
 mark64: Cat-san no teach secret move to nobody!
Image 248800   05-22-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
797
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hippopothomas is really clever.
 claphands: I like Christoflurp
 Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan
 jochenau: Possibly my favorite Dinosaur Comics is The Thirteen Girl Names: qwantz.com/…
 wwwdotcom: SEEMS LEGIT
Image 248799   05-22-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
501
 
 trees: Good grief.
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - I can't find my dog. I keep calling him and asking where he is. All he does is bark back "Roof roof".
 karmakat: don't ask me how I got there...HELP ME GET DOWN INSTEAD!
 tib gubb: the alpha, and the omega
 WetWilly: *roof*
 sparename: I shall call him Rufus Hound
Image 248798   05-22-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
672
 
 Side Boob: It's as if a thousand voices cried out "I want to see the manager" and weren't silenced.
 p nut: *tiny voices chanting*
 sparename: Lady Fractelle
Image 248797   05-22-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
791
 
 Amy Housewine: Stop editing that poor cat.
 Christina: Edit and send.
 Side Boob: Beggin' for a boopin'
Image 248796   05-22-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
199
 
 trelyate: they have some impressive erections under their belts
 dangerkeith3000: Beggin' for a boopin'
 charlemagne: I miss the bj champion scaffolding vans
Image 248795   05-22-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
261
 
 White Rice: Every time I see this I get more disappointed with humanity. It's almost like whoever made this has never touched any of the candies in question: m&ms and skittles have markings while Reese's are blank, m&ms and Reese's are flatter/more disk like than the plumper/rounder skittles, certain colors only occur in particular candies (no brown skittles, no blue or green resse's, as examples) and not every person who would take some candy is just going to cram a handful in their mouth without looking (though maybe I'm vastly overestimating the people the images creator intends to fuck with)...okay, rant over.
 dangerkeith3000: Just eat the tan ones. Then you know they are Reese's.
 dangerkeith3000: Not cool.
 Morpen Lungus: I don't see how this gets you laid.
 WTF: Then definitely don't serve this to the Wu-Tang Clan.
Image 248794   05-22-18   Uploaded by    sports
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