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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor



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Score:
794
 
 Thong Plombies: @Whatever "I wish everything were as easy as getting fat."
 Rort Horpumbies: Don't mix them though. sud pie kills.
 Longo Plombies: pizza lich doots from beyond the grave
 Gawn Drumumbies: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan
 Meld Grumbies: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?
Image 248803   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Frald Flumombies
Score:
1188
 
 Mingo Horpungo: we will be safe together...I will protect you.
 Gungo Morpombies: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch
 Thurm Plemomple: Those claws tell a different less cute story.
Image 248802   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Lirbo Flopert
Score:
546
 
 Rort Grunungo: Which nuts tho?
 Thurt Plongo: I better email Chuck Tingle.
 Fring Fluble: "Let's call them 'Munchkins', instead."
 Thing Dampongus: Or as the locals call it, "D's Nuts"
 Gerbo Albomple: I bet it smells great in there.
 Girb Plemopert: Dunked in the nuts by my own nuts.
 Gompo Drumungo: "Got any teabags?"
Image 248801   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Flung Drumopert
Score:
760
 
 Pawn Albungus: 5 more minutes mommy...please...
 Gurbo Groble: noooo i dun wanna get up, it's cold out
 Dirt Cremupert: Cat-san no teach secret move to nobody!
Image 248800   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Rart Flumomple
Score:
797
 
 Flalm Rempomple: Hippopothomas is really clever.
 Crift Morpungus: I like Christoflurp
 Vurbo Brumbies: They're all good names, Brenthovan
 Dorbo Flumombies: Possibly my favorite Dinosaur Comics is The Thirteen Girl Names: qwantz.com/…
 Vild Grumple: SEEMS LEGIT
Image 248799   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Merm Brumbies
Score:
501
 
 Therm Cremombies: Good grief.
 Thift Morpupert: @Yurishiro - I can't find my dog. I keep calling him and asking where he is. All he does is bark back "Roof roof".
 Lampo Brungus: don't ask me how I got there...HELP ME GET DOWN INSTEAD!
 Mort Rempupert: the alpha, and the omega
 Pango Albomple: *roof*
 Pongo Flumopert: I shall call him Rufus Hound
Image 248798   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Ruft Grunungo
Score:
672
 
 Lolm Plemongus: It's as if a thousand voices cried out "I want to see the manager" and weren't silenced.
 Hirbo Rempuble: *tiny voices chanting*
 Jingo Grunombies: Lady Fractelle
Image 248797   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Gurbo Rempopert
Score:
791
 
 Crongo Dampungo: Stop editing that poor cat.
 Peft Horpungus: Edit and send.
 Luwn Dampumple: Beggin' for a boopin'
Image 248796   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Burbo Plungus
Score:
199
 
 Luwn Flungo: they have some impressive erections under their belts
 Thempo Morpupert: Beggin' for a boopin'
 Hengo Rempupert: I miss the bj champion scaffolding vans
Image 248795   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Frump Flumopert
Score:
261
 
 Hild Rempongo: Every time I see this I get more disappointed with humanity. It's almost like whoever made this has never touched any of the candies in question: m&ms and skittles have markings while Reese's are blank, m&ms and Reese's are flatter/more disk like than the plumper/rounder skittles, certain colors only occur in particular candies (no brown skittles, no blue or green resse's, as examples) and not every person who would take some candy is just going to cram a handful in their mouth without looking (though maybe I'm vastly overestimating the people the images creator intends to fuck with)...okay, rant over.
 Berm Albombies: Just eat the tan ones. Then you know they are Reese's.
 Polm Plungo: Not cool.
 Lorb Rempuble: I don't see how this gets you laid.
 Hirb Plemongo: Then definitely don't serve this to the Wu-Tang Clan.
Image 248794   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Cruld Albombies
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