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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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 karmakat: we will be safe together...I will protect you.
 Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch
 jadensmith: Those claws tell a different less cute story.
Image 248802   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
546
 
 Warrax: Which nuts tho?
 dangerkeith3000: I better email Chuck Tingle.
 addend: "Let's call them 'Munchkins', instead."
 Dr Awkward: Or as the locals call it, "D's Nuts"
 jadensmith: I bet it smells great in there.
 guccigucci: Dunked in the nuts by my own nuts.
 sparename: "Got any teabags?"
Image 248801   05-22-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
760
 
 karmakat: 5 more minutes mommy...please...
 jochenau: noooo i dun wanna get up, it's cold out
 mark64: Cat-san no teach secret move to nobody!
Image 248800   05-22-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
797
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hippopothomas is really clever.
 claphands: I like Christoflurp
 Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan
 jochenau: Possibly my favorite Dinosaur Comics is The Thirteen Girl Names: qwantz.com/…
 wwwdotcom: SEEMS LEGIT
Image 248799   05-22-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
501
 
 trees: Good grief.
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - I can't find my dog. I keep calling him and asking where he is. All he does is bark back "Roof roof".
 karmakat: don't ask me how I got there...HELP ME GET DOWN INSTEAD!
 tib gubb: the alpha, and the omega
 WetWilly: *roof*
 sparename: I shall call him Rufus Hound
Image 248798   05-22-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
672
 
 Side Boob: It's as if a thousand voices cried out "I want to see the manager" and weren't silenced.
 p nut: *tiny voices chanting*
 sparename: Lady Fractelle
Image 248797   05-22-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
791
 
 Amy Housewine: Stop editing that poor cat.
 Christina: Edit and send.
 Side Boob: Beggin' for a boopin'
Image 248796   05-22-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
199
 
 trelyate: they have some impressive erections under their belts
 dangerkeith3000: Beggin' for a boopin'
 charlemagne: I miss the bj champion scaffolding vans
Image 248795   05-22-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
261
 
 White Rice: Every time I see this I get more disappointed with humanity. It's almost like whoever made this has never touched any of the candies in question: m&ms and skittles have markings while Reese's are blank, m&ms and Reese's are flatter/more disk like than the plumper/rounder skittles, certain colors only occur in particular candies (no brown skittles, no blue or green resse's, as examples) and not every person who would take some candy is just going to cram a handful in their mouth without looking (though maybe I'm vastly overestimating the people the images creator intends to fuck with)...okay, rant over.
 dangerkeith3000: Just eat the tan ones. Then you know they are Reese's.
 dangerkeith3000: Not cool.
 Morpen Lungus: I don't see how this gets you laid.
 WTF: Then definitely don't serve this to the Wu-Tang Clan.
Image 248794   05-22-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
384
 
 trelyate: they ded
 a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....
 Mr. Shine: Where's Mascot?
Image 248793   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
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