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262157  Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262199  E. HONDA: Listen, three or more of you, this is sabotage

262260  square44: edit: rethought this comment

262269  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262116  jazzjunkie: @sorghum That's haystack rock, all right.

262204  E. HONDA: He should teach

262212  E. HONDA: Leather is a good choice

262267  glowstick: They probably think they're gonna be forced to watch a live action VeggieTales.

262227  Winterneuro: A-a-Ron mustve made it to that future leaders of America meeting after all...

262160  Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262242  Winterneuro: grilledsloinbacon/2P75M1r

262242  Winterneuro: Im not a huge Ja,es Corden fan, but I thought this was a brilliant bit. grilledsloinm.youtubeburgerwatch?v=-lgcAySBbTA

262238  E. HONDA: So... does Catman capriciously scamper around crime scenes around 3 a.m.? Does he hang around the police station at sunrise repeatedly asking to be fed? Does he leave dead criminals on the mayor's bed?

261947  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun 'K, R U The Bane of Yoto - Ra?

261857  Felicity: I love that lady's bone structure

261858  Felicity: @Robespierre If they're blue that means they voted for the president's opponent! Let's compromise and say they're blurple!

262067  Felicity: SPOONspoon

262069  Felicity: I started to read this bottom to top, friendly spaceship style

262070  Felicity: Soft or hard tacos?

262071  Felicity: @savvoy Large campaign donations

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262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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Score:
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 Amy Housewine: Stop editing that poor cat.
 Christina: Edit and send.
 Side Boob: Beggin' for a boopin'
Image 248796   05-22-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
199
 
 trelyate: they have some impressive erections under their belts
 dangerkeith3000: Beggin' for a boopin'
 charlemagne: I miss the bj champion scaffolding vans
Image 248795   05-22-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
261
 
 White Rice: Every time I see this I get more disappointed with humanity. It's almost like whoever made this has never touched any of the candies in question: m&ms and skittles have markings while Reese's are blank, m&ms and Reese's are flatter/more disk like than the plumper/rounder skittles, certain colors only occur in particular candies (no brown skittles, no blue or green resse's, as examples) and not every person who would take some candy is just going to cram a handful in their mouth without looking (though maybe I'm vastly overestimating the people the images creator intends to fuck with)...okay, rant over.
 dangerkeith3000: Just eat the tan ones. Then you know they are Reese's.
 dangerkeith3000: Not cool.
 Morpen Lungus: I don't see how this gets you laid.
 WTF: Then definitely don't serve this to the Wu-Tang Clan.
Image 248794   05-22-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
384
 
 trelyate: they ded
 a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....
 Mr. Shine: Where's Mascot?
Image 248793   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
218
 
 glenalec: @Side Boob "Your password is too short"
 addend: (Prints naughty pictures on HP LaserJet.)
 iatemyhomework: The password is "VAGINA"
 elmstreet: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"
 WTF: I yelled 'A9F1BDF1DAB1NVT4F4F59' and passed out from lack of oxygen.
 Side Boob: I keep yelling penis, but there's no password :(
Image 248792   05-22-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
222
 
 Dick Inspector: I won't lie: My own wifi network is called Wurstpalast.
 Joseph: If this is Belle, I don't want to see the beast.
 a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body
 dad: @Zarathustra @Yam isn't barrack where they train soldiers?
 Zarathustra: @Yam Barrack Obama + Emma Watson + Nicholas cage
 Yam: kind of looks like if Barrack Obama was a white lady
Image 248791   05-22-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
163
 
 WTF: Together in perfect harmony.
 WTF: Together in perfect harmony.
Image 248790   05-22-18   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
387
 
 Donut: @sparename YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
 isosceleswaffle: @Side Boob Yeah, they're just playing with their guns this time.
 Side Boob: At least they aren't shooting people.
 Zarathustra: Cops these days.
 sparename: Aaah, yes, Android 4 was "Donut"
Image 248789   05-22-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
570
 
 dangerkeith3000: Holy shit.
 petepuma: Woof
 Science: @jochenau: That too.
 lebron: Liar. SHOW US THE FEET.
 jochenau: @Science It didn't help that the blanket pattern looks like raw ground beef.
 Science: Even if those were human legs, the answer would be "Noooo"
 Zarathustra: Giggity
 WTF: "Paint me like one of your French Bulldogs."
 raditzu: That's a real bitch...
Image 248788   05-22-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
801
 
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.
 jochenau: Dino must have some crazy strong neck muscles.
 antipatterns: If I was Fred Flintstone I'd already be at the end of the dinosaur tail.
 WTF: Pfft. They left out the aliens directing the construction.
 sparename: Flintstonehenge
 San DoDo: @glenalec or swim!
 glenalec: Ten-thousand years it sat there on top of that hill. Ten-thousand years! .... Still doesn't fly!
Image 248787   05-22-18   Uploaded by    namaste
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