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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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9. WannaBee
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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11. Gazden: 1777 points
12. Bitcoin Burglar: 1724 points
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14. redrex: 1707 points
15. Alaskan: 1677 points
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Score:
384
 
 trelyate: they ded
 a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....
 Mr. Shine: Where's Mascot?
Image 248793   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
218
 
 glenalec: @Side Boob "Your password is too short"
 addend: (Prints naughty pictures on HP LaserJet.)
 iatemyhomework: The password is "VAGINA"
 elmstreet: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"
 WTF: I yelled 'A9F1BDF1DAB1NVT4F4F59' and passed out from lack of oxygen.
 Side Boob: I keep yelling penis, but there's no password :(
Image 248792   05-22-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
222
 
 Dick Inspector: I won't lie: My own wifi network is called Wurstpalast.
 Joseph: If this is Belle, I don't want to see the beast.
 a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body
 dad: @Zarathustra @Yam isn't barrack where they train soldiers?
 Zarathustra: @Yam Barrack Obama + Emma Watson + Nicholas cage
 Yam: kind of looks like if Barrack Obama was a white lady
Image 248791   05-22-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
163
 
 WTF: Together in perfect harmony.
 WTF: Together in perfect harmony.
Image 248790   05-22-18   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
387
 
 Donut: @sparename YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
 isosceleswaffle: @Side Boob Yeah, they're just playing with their guns this time.
 Side Boob: At least they aren't shooting people.
 Zarathustra: Cops these days.
 sparename: Aaah, yes, Android 4 was "Donut"
Image 248789   05-22-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
570
 
 dangerkeith3000: Holy shit.
 petepuma: Woof
 Science: @jochenau: That too.
 lebron: Liar. SHOW US THE FEET.
 jochenau: @Science It didn't help that the blanket pattern looks like raw ground beef.
 Science: Even if those were human legs, the answer would be "Noooo"
 Zarathustra: Giggity
 WTF: "Paint me like one of your French Bulldogs."
 raditzu: That's a real bitch...
Image 248788   05-22-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
774
 
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.
 jochenau: Dino must have some crazy strong neck muscles.
 antipatterns: If I was Fred Flintstone I'd already be at the end of the dinosaur tail.
 WTF: Pfft. They left out the aliens directing the construction.
 sparename: Flintstonehenge
 San DoDo: @glenalec or swim!
 glenalec: Ten-thousand years it sat there on top of that hill. Ten-thousand years! .... Still doesn't fly!
Image 248787   05-22-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
715
 
 Korrok: Convenient.
 dangerkeith3000: Meet George Jetson!
 WTF: "Hey Baby, does this turn you on? Sorry, but I've never dated a rotary woman before."
 raditzu: set her on "make a sandwich"
 Shorts Leng: "Excuse me, Cadet, your Climaticon looks a little off... There we go."
 sports: "Ohhh... MRS. Interocitor."
 Fuzzpot: Welcome to the future. We got funny hats and uneven knee height.
Image 248786   05-22-18   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
637
 
 a sedated moose: (slow mlem)
Image 248785   05-22-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
201
 
 dangerkeith3000: I like flowers, too.
 Mr. Whiskers: A hand tattoo on a tattoo hand
 reply: Classy. The anus knuckles most of all.
 sparename: Every rose has its porn
Image 248784   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
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