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268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg



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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
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11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
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15. wolfskin: 1451 points
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 nuke em: I need some chuggets for my schmeebs
 Sadbot: Fartparty USA, m'lords and ladies!
 dangerkeith3000: I try not to lick the daily slimer.
 DrNinjaman: Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine.
 glenalec: @Peter Pantsless - Yes, at least a third of them make sort-of sense.
 Peter Pantsless: It's kind of embarrassing how many of these I actually like
 glenalec: Rub my nubs from end to end.
Image 248755   05-21-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
434
 
 namaste: @petepuma lolol
 petepuma: Hippopothomas approves!
 glenalec: Pump that fudge!
Image 248754   05-21-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
734
 
 KnowLifer: *being secretly a super-villain in spanish*
 VeeKay: Break me outa this chubbicle
 Queeblo: Pump up that fudge!
 Winterneuro: My crabs dont run
 funny in the wall: musky is more of an above average villain.
Image 248753   05-21-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
303
 
 scribbs: Badonka Trump
 raditzu: Borderlands 2 FTW!
 BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat
 DrNinjaman: @WannaBee Flintstones reboot is looking promising
 inthrees: Badonkado
Image 248752   05-21-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
384
 
 tib gubb: your smile is like hamburger
 Air Biscuit: She will be petted
 Air Biscuit: She will be petted
Image 248751   05-21-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
362
 
 funny in the wall: i choose to take this literally and assume that the internet no longer knows what pixels are. shame on you, internet
Image 248750   05-21-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
319
 
 BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option
 Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.
 Kess: "Quick, cover me while I change behind this ATM. I said cover me!"
 Telkwa: You know how hard it is to find an ATM that uses Roman Numerals these days?
 Air Biscuit: *turns the atm so the little camera stays focused on the weeping angel.
Image 248749   05-21-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
415
 
 addend: "brate!"
 Air Biscuit: Serving size: 1
 glenalec: I like the white stuff. Baby. In the middle of an Oreo.
Image 248748   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
495
 
 Telkwa: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
 Dr Awkward: The irony of this is that the artist was not credited.
 Air Biscuit: Should have watermarked it.
 Peter Pantsless: The Internet is for whacking off
Image 248747   05-21-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
468
 
 VeeKay: PBJ carries a 90% mark up for the servers hurt feelings.
 UltraBeverly: The next meal is breakfast = NOTHING $1.00
 addend: "Will that be turkey or ham?" / "I said I don't care!"
 funny in the wall: Yeah fuck you, kid, Ill make sure youre obese by high school
Image 248746   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
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