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273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

273425  addend: The uniform, baton, and flags really stand out against the bleakness.

273413  revtom: This remake of Dune looks promising.

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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...



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Score:
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 BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option
 Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.
 Kess: "Quick, cover me while I change behind this ATM. I said cover me!"
 Telkwa: You know how hard it is to find an ATM that uses Roman Numerals these days?
 Air Biscuit: *turns the atm so the little camera stays focused on the weeping angel.
Image 248749   05-21-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
415
 
 addend: "brate!"
 Air Biscuit: Serving size: 1
 glenalec: I like the white stuff. Baby. In the middle of an Oreo.
Image 248748   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
495
 
 Telkwa: Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
 Dr Awkward: The irony of this is that the artist was not credited.
 Air Biscuit: Should have watermarked it.
 Peter Pantsless: The Internet is for whacking off
Image 248747   05-21-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
468
 
 RogueLeader: PBJ carries a 90% mark up for the servers hurt feelings.
 UltraBeverly: The next meal is breakfast = NOTHING $1.00
 addend: "Will that be turkey or ham?" / "I said I don't care!"
 funny in the wall: Yeah fuck you, kid, Ill make sure youre obese by high school
Image 248746   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
326
 
 myrealname: uhhhh..... uh heh heh. uhhh heh heh. uhhh heh heh heh. ....uhhhhhh heh.
 Greifer: the GREAT cornholio
 Telkwa: Sorry kid, that's only available on the Adult menu.
 tib gubb: are you threatening me?
 Knice: I ... um ... like cornhole?
 uncannie: I need tp for my bunghole!
Image 248745   05-21-18   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
336
 
 Not A Bot: At least he had the decency to shave.
 Warrax: For lawnmowers.
 Dresdenkeogh: Is your girlfriend a parking garage?
 Knice: No backing into stalls.
 wolfpupy: I wonder what their rates are.
 glenalec: Gotta keep them somewhere!
Image 248744   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
Score:
426
 
 Peter Pantsless: For hipsters that still wanna pwn n00bs on Call of Duty
 nclaw: For playing online
 Air Biscuit: Pre-pubescent swearing intensifies
 Dresdenkeogh: Millenials won't recognize these retro Xbox mods
Image 248743   05-21-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
806
 
 BavidDowie: He told them they didn't need to wash their hands. Also that what you say is more important than what you eat bc it just ends up as shit anyway.
 Not A Bot: now what have I told you about playing with your food?
Image 248742   05-21-18   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
431
 
 Air Biscuit: @a robot chicken substitutes are always shaped like chicken.
 tib gubb: chicky nug nug
 a robot: username/upload DOES NOT COMPUTE
Image 248741   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
307
 
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: You otter know it figures.
 Dresdenkeogh: Littering and...
Image 248740   05-21-18   Uploaded by    boozer
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