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273336  Mr. Butt: @Side Boob Well I'll go fuck myself.

273648  Air Biscuit: "This is my salad finding dog."

273608  Air Biscuit: Whats that red thing in the rocks there?

273649  WTF: She got glasses and a new sweater.

273657  toaster: Oh no! Save birb from demogorgon...

273627  Air Biscuit: How are you planning to transport 78 croissantss?

273645  Side Boob: I kind of want a deactivated one of these to use as a welcome mat.

273628  Air Biscuit: Not all heros wear capes.

273336  Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Tweety Bird does! :P

273645  Fiveninety: we only need your card number to confirm that you are who you say you are.. because there are literally zero other ways to do so

273643  Air Biscuit: Same. Also, just hiked through the desert and a buddy showed my how to harvest and eat cactusfruit. Pretty sure there are still some prickers in my hand but it was worth it.

273538  Mr. Butt: Professor canceled class today, so I'll be home before 7, which means that I'll finally have time to drink alone. I feel so blessed right now.

273636  jochenau: SURPRISE!! WILD SWAN

273616  Off Topic: New country, who dis?

273631  Off Topic: @Dr Awkward "Better Off Ted"

273616  manlyman: rad for the only kid I could relate to as a kid.

273642  a robot: Oppa goldfish style?

273568  some guy : This is why someone stole that giant inflatable colon from the KC hospital

273518  MrBoffo: Out of his depth

273529  MrBoffo: Wouldn't think of it

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273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273336 Side Boob: @Mr. Butt Tweety Bird does! :P

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: @Science I got a free subscription to Amazon Prime and the only thing I watch on it is The Man in the High Castle. My biggest gripe with Netflix is it will have the show or movie you want to stream...but then when you actually get around to watching it, they no longer carry it.
 Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)
 dangerkeith3000: @DrNinjaman Unlimited rentals, not unlimited content. I'm sure the store is fairly limited as well in its selections. I still haven't seen the Last Jedi.
 DrNinjaman: Well, Netflix isn't really unlimited. More and more it's mostly Netflix studios content. Also, how much do you actually watch? There are only so many hours in the day, and some of us have jobs. Anyway, what I'm saying is I just watched the Last Jedi which I checked out of the library.
 dangerkeith3000: Okay give me unlimited videos for 7.99/month!
Image 248693   05-21-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
214
 
 BavidDowie: l'acqua frizzante
 Telkwa: Still or sparkling?
 dangerkeith3000: This is what rich people drink.
Image 248692   05-21-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
525
 
 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"
 itskando: Prehensile
 Not A Bot: Cash only! No soup for you!
 Telkwa: PUNCH HIM!
 dangerkeith3000: Time to stroke the one-eyed snake...
 sparename: Not quite Salma Hayek
 Demon Universe: Get ripped with this one workout the gyms dont want you to know about!
 charlemagne: it's a metaphor
 San DoDo: Snake, I'm too glam to give a damn
 fanny: sssssssssssselfie
 glenalec: I demand bunssssssss.
Image 248691   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
569
 
 a robot: #248453 in action
 dangerkeith3000: Naaaaaaaaaasssty.
 Zarathustra: How it doesn't work *
 Telkwa: Hair Club for Men Secrets Revealed!
 barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.
Image 248690   05-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
814
 
 BavidDowie: baboushpup
 whcvgre78: Has wares if you have the coin.
 San DoDo: @Spazstatic get out :D I love it
 Robespierre: We know; you seen some ... oh, never mind.
 Spazstatic: @Telkwa *paw-dawan
 Telkwa: The Force is strong in this padawan.
Image 248689   05-21-18   Uploaded by    windows96
Image 248688 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by clayjar. You have brought shame on us, clayjar.
Score:
964
 
 itskando: Chaos .. PAINS! "AAAAHHHHII!!"
 wolfpk: Fox foreplay
 San DoDo: Off to the woods! Btw, we killed all your chickens..
 rubix1924: @Nope no u
 Robespierre: Chomp; a-chomp chomp
 Jesse P: He just wanted a little piece of tail.
 Nope: No u stay!
Image 248687   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
300
 
 DrNinjaman: @Robespierre Full disclosure, Watery Skunk Piss is MY go to summer outdoor beer. Coors is close, but I like the acridity of the real thing. Also, I don't have to share.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Pretty much agreed - as long as it's below 37 degrees F. Any temp above that and it tastes like watery skunk piss.
 Sadbot: @ignatz because it's hard to just have one. Full disclosure, Coors Banquet is my go to summer outdoor beer, I apologize for nothing
 Sadbot: @ignatz because it's hard to just have one. Full disclosure, Coors Banquet is my go to summer outdoor beer, I apologize for nothing
 funny in the wall: Having two right hands is nice.
 dangerkeith3000: DAD?
 betamax: Coors. Not even once
Image 248686   05-21-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
486
 
 Mr Bleak: @WannaBee I see nothing there that looks right!
 boxboxbox: Wasn t that what Wreck-Gar said?
 ITS TAPE: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?
 RiderFan: Back when gyms were a treat for the eyes with ladies in leotards (unlike the poison it is for today).
 WTF: @Nope I didn't need to see that.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: I believe in me! (th)
 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.
 mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax she's my kind of lady.
 Mr Mumble: I would go see a doctor for your hand. That doesn't look right.
 Shay: Thanks for the information Peter Pan.
 jochenau: *sticks a soup spoon up his nose and exclaims, 'no comment!'"
 Warrax: Who's awkward as fuck and loves artificial sweetener? This gal right here.
 Air Biscuit: I crystal light, therefore I am.
 Nope: Google - "Channel Zero Teeth Monster"
Image 248685   05-21-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
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 Springbok: Seems familiar
 DrNinjaman: @Yurishiro You better watch it with that foreign language shit
 DrNinjaman: @Sandor Tastes like chicken
 firesoup: Bottom right: Chickens defend us from the danger of cancer.
 Side Boob: She must be a king!
 Sandor: I'm in flavor country
 Mustyrats: Saint Denis!
 sparename: Get ready for the New McChickotine Range of smokey taste sensations
 Mr. Butt: @DrinkMixMan You're the fastest gun in the West
 Mr. Butt: [obligatory cock smokers comment]
 DrinkMixMan: cocksmoker
Image 248684   05-21-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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