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253893  Amy Housewine: All comments on this image must be read in a Ringo Starr voice.

253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

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Score:
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 XLY: @Robespierre only thing missing is a pack of mrlbrils
 Robespierre: Firearms and alcohol go hand-in-hand
 ignatz: Guns don't kill people, Bud kills people
 dangerkeith3000: Gun in the front, party in the back.
 Air Biscuit: Teach your children good trigger control young.
Image 248585   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
435
 
 Mr Bleak: @Psymon Even then - you should see the bill traffic wardens presented Richard III with.
 Dick Inspector: I come to park Caesar, not to bury him.
 Amy Housewine: In the deep bosom of the carpark buried.
 barfolomew: I remember the incident this is referring to!
 2Berries: RIP 24
 glenalec: This is, of course, a reference to the Leicester car park where the grave of Richard III was found
 Psymon: Even if I pay at the ticket machine first?
 glenalec: Dang it!
Image 248584   05-20-18   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
173
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 wolfpk: Some "genius" didn't realize that there is more then one Rose Murphy.
 dangerkeith3000: He loves the dead!
 jochenau: Mr. Stahl's tastes appear to be...eccentric.
Image 248583   05-20-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
644
 
 raditzu: this wise-look just like my students
Image 248582   05-20-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
431
 
 Air Biscuit: But what are the other 9 of the top ten matches?
Image 248581   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
143
 
 XLY: funny cause it's true (and i get vacation days)
 raditzu: this would be funny if wasn't so tragic
 barfolomew: capitalism.jpg
Image 248580   05-20-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
902
 
 Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman Those are "pinch pots" not remekins - and I have six of those, and a dozen or so ramekins. To the best of my knowledge, none of them fornicate.
 DrNinjaman: Who has 6 fucking ramekins
 Amy Housewine: @Psymon I believe they're hunting.
 Psymon: A+ for parenting skills
Image 248579   05-20-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
192
 
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's all in the wrist
 BavidDowie: The day you need that floor drain, you'll appreciate it.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't understand how any of this works.
 Zaxxoff: so much room for activities!
Image 248578   05-20-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
362
 
 funny in the wall: You sound like my tennis instructor @barfolomew
 Dr Awkward: @Butcherboy Precisely? Wow, didn't know that.
 dangerkeith3000: @barfolomew maybe his foot isn't the only thing that is 12 inches?
 barfolomew: ...is it necessary he be naked?
 bug: This could have been considerably more awkward.
 Butcherboy: Or a dollar bill which is six inches
Image 248577   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
233
 
 Science: I'll allow it
 raditzu: You wouldn't dare to leave her unsatisfied
 WannaBee: Kim Karcrushian
 WTF: Kiss me or I crush you.
Image 248576   05-20-18   Uploaded by    male anon
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