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253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

253817  Greifer: that bike is crab

253861  Mad Collager: I would love to open a restaurant next door that offers European food. I'd call it Sans Wok.

253428  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 There is a school of thought that they are trying to teach us to hunt, so bringing us "easy prey" in the hope we'll get started soon. There is also my theory that my cat just loves murder and disembowelment, and tries to hide the evidence in my shoes.

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253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

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253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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 a sedated moose: Does this exist in t-shirt form?
 Robespierre: Cats love it!
 BavidDowie: Nyan reboot looking good
 Sandor: Forward, my noble steed
 dobbiesdoogs: i don't know where they're going, but i want to follow
Image 248571   05-20-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
749
 
 Zukero: AutoRAD for Dark Crystal
 dobbiesdoogs: mary kate and ashley gelfling
Image 248570   05-20-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
311
 
 raditzu: stone curving done wrong
 BavidDowie: Where? In the woods??
 Butcherboy: Medusa?
 DrinkMixMan: So many forest fires...
Image 248569   05-20-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
427
 
 Jabberwikket: Haha, google image search says "tortoise"
 redmonkey3: Playmates for hairless kitters
 dangerkeith3000: BALLS
 dangerkeith3000: BALLS
 Nope: Oops I copied the caption of the image on wikipediea...
 Nope: Two differently colored skinny pigs The skinny pig is an almost completely hairless breed of guinea pig. Skinny pigs typically have hair on their muzzles, feet, and legs, but are hairless over the rest of their bodies. Some of them have a thin covering of fuzzy hair on their backs as well. A healthy skinny has skin that is mostly smooth with some wrinkling around the legs and neck; the body is full and the spine and ribs are not showing. We have one, his name is piggy and hes black with a fuzzy nose. He likes warm things and if he likes you he'll let you give him pets.
Image 248568   05-20-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
382
 
 Robespierre: Go Downtown - it ain't quite as simple as it is above Canal.
 GoGo Robotto: Mmmh, I don't believe orientation is easier in a city that was 'made from scratch'. You orientate yourself by means of prominent landmarks, places and such...
 barfolomew: Classic. That's my town's motto: fuck you.
 glenalec: Real cities have 'burbs.
 wolfpk: Add about four more "fucks" for San Francisco!!
 fanny: christ what a Masshole
Image 248567   05-20-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
379
 
 GoGo Robotto: EXACLTY
 Teechur: @a robot and maybe one of "these" pills....
 a robot: It's "every day," not "everyday."
 itskando: How long do i have to live? "10..." Ten what? "9..."
 Nope: A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from herself
Image 248566   05-20-18   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
232
 
 E. HONDA: what's inside counts
 Warrax: That's unsanitary!
 Air Biscuit: They claim "rejuvenating effects" but it says right there "skyrocket to neverland" they're just sending you to Neverland andclaiming responsibility for the region's natural lack of aging. Thats like cheating.
 itskando: We don't need to pinpoint the joke when it's the first thing you would read, do we? If we do, we suggest you invite a friend over and invite them to demonstrate and laugh with you : j
 dangerkeith3000: They tested this on fight animals.
 grizzly: Lazy
 WannaBee: Smooth. I'll have to remember this :)
Image 248565   05-20-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
754
 
 Sandor: Never skip leg day
Image 248564   05-20-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
309
 
 Side Boob: DIDNEY WORL!!
 El hefe: Tim MeltGraw1
 Sandor: Tim McDerp
Image 248563   05-20-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
250
 
 redmonkey3: "Your sense of humor is the only thing that's going to get you through this"... groan
 Festis: this seems like a pretty garbage thing to do, regardless of intent
 BavidDowie: He tried to bring me home from rehab, I said Nope Nope Nope
 fanny: are you trying to embarrass someone with this? congrats on making the commitment (if true)
Image 248562   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
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