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253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

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Score:
502
 
 Telkwa: Auto-Rad for Bill Murray.
 WTF: I'm a human Daddy Long Legs. Change my mind.
 El hefe: The Ministry approves
 mexican: QWOP?
 Springbok: Skinwalker
 WannaBee: I want to see him walk like that.
 grizzly: @tib gubb this is why I'll never get a leg transplant.
 tib gubb: ask me about my freakishly long leg
Image 248541   05-20-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
721
 
 Donut: "I have no idea who put all of that fur in the air vent, human. Believe me."
Image 248540   05-20-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
605
 
 XLY: This is a bad billboard because the dogs and cats are all mixed together
 redmonkey3: @raditzu - Never Stick Yr Dick In Vegan!
 raditzu: Don't bang vegans, it may be contagious
 charlemagne: is it okay to eat the sad bears in turkish zoos? they look like they lost the will to live
 rachel: But is she annoying? *WINK*
Image 248539   05-20-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
777
 
 Not A Bot: What ya up to lately Purvi's? Eh, nothing mulch.
 ratwa: I do this when I'm bored at restaurants
Image 248538   05-20-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
894
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Maybe its Meowbelline
Image 248537   05-20-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
665
 
 redmonkey3: @Warrax - Spaced Invaders is my go to "ever seen this" movie
 redmonkey3: Last Starfighter ?
 Warrax: @dobbiesdoogs @WTF That was my favorite movie as a kid. Showed it to my daughter about a year ago and I was surprised at how well it held up. I usually avoid nostalgia stuff because it so rarely does.
 Robespierre: Mutant magnificence
 WannaBee: I'll name him Sid.
 DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao
 WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."
 dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur
Image 248536   05-20-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
300
 
 Weedheart: You can t eat the same macaroni twice
 tib gubb: single? here's a special tray to catch your tears
 charlemagne: no added salt. unless you count your tears
Image 248535   05-20-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
323
 
 trelyate: Duke will never be able to give away the secret family recipe now!
 Air Biscuit: @Greifer I'm concerned about the security of them beans.
 Warrax: Oh dammit, I can't believe I wasted all that time cracking that safe and all it had in it was this can of beanz. Waaaait a minute. BeanZ? Oh, you almost got me there. Clever.
 Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans
Image 248534   05-20-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
733
 
 GoGo Robotto: Hilarious derping!
 TurkeyVulture: @Christina like I was saying.
 Wolfy21: Scanner war! Reee-reee-reee-reee-REEE-REEE-REEE-REEE!!!
 Robespierre: To quote each, "Wurf!"
 jochenau: The primal barbarian screaming in women's tennis frightens me.
 Christina: @TurkeyVulture You test for midichlorians.
 TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.
 Air Biscuit: Athletes everywhere are trying to use the force to get a competitive edge before the authorities catch on and start testing for it.
 Oober: Derp - weird derp - angry derp - super derp
Image 248533   05-20-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
760
 
 charlemagne: if your taxi is bloody, throw the fair into the drivers face to distract him as you run off into the night
 DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.
 propro: Dumb&Dumbledore
 glenalec: Uber would disagree.
Image 248532   05-20-18   Uploaded by    falling
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