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268198  Dresdenkeogh: Someone hire a trombone player to follow this dog around.

268174  trelyate: when you finally take that monster shit you've been holding in

268194  ThoughtlessGentleman: those piles of cocaine you could buy legally at this time had nothing to do with the hooker strangling either.

268206  phil: Lol thought it was a nipple on a hairy breast.

268189  wolfpk: Put meat on top: double price. Cut portion in half and put a line of sauce beside it: triple price.

268197  Yam: This guy looks like a Roscoe

268196  wolfpk: Mine!

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @ChubbyBuddy Jesus Christ, The Original Socialist, knocked over the tables of money changers when they conducted business at temple. a healthy anger can motivate the working class against the oligarchy. if you're not mad you arent paying attention. people are dying man, there's more important things going on than civility.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. please understand that i admit that im attacking you and you're not gaining any ground by complaining about it. I'm not nice. I'm a mean, nasty, petty, crudeass son of a bitch. I'm sick of people arguing about naughty words and politeness. The planet is going to cook us alive if we don't make bold action to fight climate change. americans die by the tens of thousands due to inadequate healthcare. thousands more die in natural disasters that might have lived if not for incompetent and corrupt relief efforts and inadequate infrastructure. Nazis openly march on our streets. Decorum and politeness are a tool of controlled opposition. the right shows open contempt for decency and they control everything. anger is good. it works. even

268098  apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).

268101  apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"

268043  El hefe: Thank you Bryan Christ

268202  ignatz: Hehe grass

268110  apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268165  Not A Bot: Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals!

268192  ignatz: @WannaBee Wowen

268192  WannaBee: Wow

267978  charlemagne: 'when I give food to the poor they called me a saint; when I asked why there were so many poor, they called me a communist'

268145  apoxia: Who wore it best?

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Not A Bot
5. wolfpk
6. Felicity
7. Shay
8. Dr Awkward
9. ignatz
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
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 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2282 points
 8. Nope: 2022 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1790 points
10. Stoner: 1708 points
11. withak: 1651 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1646 points
13. Annoying Vegan : 1591 points
14. greg: 1560 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 Not A Bot: What ya up to lately Purvi's? Eh, nothing mulch.
 ratwa: I do this when I'm bored at restaurants
Image 248538   05-20-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
894
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Maybe its Meowbelline
Image 248537   05-20-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
689
 
 redmonkey3: @Warrax - Spaced Invaders is my go to "ever seen this" movie
 redmonkey3: Last Starfighter ?
 Warrax: @dobbiesdoogs @WTF That was my favorite movie as a kid. Showed it to my daughter about a year ago and I was surprised at how well it held up. I usually avoid nostalgia stuff because it so rarely does.
 Robespierre: Mutant magnificence
 turtled: I'll name him Sid.
 DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao
 WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."
 dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur
Image 248536   05-20-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
300
 
 Weedheart: You can t eat the same macaroni twice
 tib gubb: single? here's a special tray to catch your tears
 charlemagne: no added salt. unless you count your tears
Image 248535   05-20-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
323
 
 trelyate: Duke will never be able to give away the secret family recipe now!
 Air Biscuit: @Greifer I'm concerned about the security of them beans.
 Warrax: Oh dammit, I can't believe I wasted all that time cracking that safe and all it had in it was this can of beanz. Waaaait a minute. BeanZ? Oh, you almost got me there. Clever.
 Greifer: tell us what you thought of this. them beans
Image 248534   05-20-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
760
 
 GoGo Robotto: Hilarious derping!
 TurkeyVulture: @Christina like I was saying.
 Wolfy21: Scanner war! Reee-reee-reee-reee-REEE-REEE-REEE-REEE!!!
 Robespierre: To quote each, "Wurf!"
 jochenau: The primal barbarian screaming in women's tennis frightens me.
 Christina: @TurkeyVulture You test for midichlorians.
 TurkeyVulture: @Air Biscuit but, how could you have a blood test for The Force? That would be moronic.
 Air Biscuit: Athletes everywhere are trying to use the force to get a competitive edge before the authorities catch on and start testing for it.
 Oober: Derp - weird derp - angry derp - super derp
Image 248533   05-20-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
760
 
 charlemagne: if your taxi is bloody, throw the fair into the drivers face to distract him as you run off into the night
 DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.
 propro: Dumb&Dumbledore
 glenalec: Uber would disagree.
Image 248532   05-20-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
631
 
 Science: The Public Works Department - your tax dollars at work
 Teechur: CHUDS just wanna stay dry
 totaljihad: I prefer to believe the ninja turtles live in the cleanest part of the sewer
 Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!
 Air Biscuit: The sewer dwellers had picked the driest location they could find to build their home.
 firesoup: Fail
Image 248531   05-20-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
633
 
 Side Boob: It's you! You're the good boy!
 Yam: No pitty, this is my pot pie!
Image 248530   05-20-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
470
 
 trelyate: the ring halo is actually a nice touch
 carpwoman: Idiot is right.
 Dr Awkward: Heh. Farting Network. FARTS.
Image 248529   05-20-18   Uploaded by    steve
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