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273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

273352  tib gubb: damn, i just changed this underwear

273340  Springbok: snrt snort

273360  ignatz: Well, he got a laugh, even if he was only throwing all his toys out of the pram

273346  trelyate: @FabricMan some of them are for smuggling illegal substances

273352  Sadbot: Does she have one where she talks about 2 shots of Ol' Grandad? Asking for a friend

273351  Sadbot: Sup @ArmyStrang

273346  ignatz: The BAD button is for crap like this

273351  ignatz: This is a pretty good one of these..

273346  Mr. Butt: RAD for The Official Podcast!

273296  ignatz: @charlemagne Welp, looks like they chose the wrong day to quit milk.

273352  Minnesotan: SUBSCRIBE

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273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272957 Passive: Who hearted?? "Uh.. it was the dog...."

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:



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Score:
709
 
 trelyate: written by UR MOM!
 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!
 Joseph: Wouldn't that give you a sore penis? It's just too much.
 beckybecky: @Mr. Shine perhaps Shardelle was her clean up girl and that's why she's bitter.
 Mr. Shine: @Mr. Shine @WannaBee and I don't want to be having those thoughts.
 Mr. Shine: @WannaBee see, now you have me thinking about the logistics of it, like cleanup and such.
 Mr. Shine: @OldKentuckyShark thank you, I admit I had wondered.
 rustedpeace: If she takes a 30 min lunch and works 49 weeks (minus 2 for vacation and roughly 1 for holidays), that's about 3.5 an hour.
 grizzly: You had me at "holiday handjobs are sad for everyone."
 winwolf: Handy
 Amy Housewine: Shardelle is always running her mouth.
 Air Biscuit: Gonna need some kind of wrist brace.
 reagan: Google Books tells me this is The Grownup By Gillian Flynn in case anyone wondered
Image 248508   05-20-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
601
 
 flatluigi: @Amy Housewine Rad for this!
 Dreforian: Day 236. He still doesn't suspect we are plush toys.
 Amy Housewine: Excuse me, is this the queue for lettuce?
 Air Biscuit: Leapfrog: not just for frogs anymore
Image 248507   05-20-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
337
 
 E. HONDA: I think you mean 1:00, 2:00, 3:00, ...
 Jabberwikket: Ohhh, Instructions Very Clear: I HAVE DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL !!! *OM NONOM HAMP NOM CRUNCH* [discovered later surrounded by empty boxes & crumbs] What do you mean it's not 2047 ? ....
 Air Biscuit: When the doctor tells you you have one year left to live...
 Jolly Well: One box of thin mints will not last me a half day, let alone a month...
Image 248506   05-20-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
716
 
 dangerkeith3000: They were doing it in metric.
 Mr. Shine: @OldKentuckyShark you know, they look just like us!
 Side Boob: They should be home eating Thin Mints like normal people
 Air Biscuit: If more people carried flashlights on evening strolls, there would be less dog poop to step in.
 Nope: You can tell this was years ago because they are still alive.
 sundragon: Those damn suspicious Canadians, going for walks...
Image 248505   05-20-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
766
 
 Air Biscuit: 4UW pup
Image 248504   05-20-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
632
 
 Air Biscuit: "Can I get my nose pierced?"
 NoOneImportant: Might be a while babe, doggo swallowed it.
 male anon: I do!
Image 248503   05-20-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
777
 
 Greifer: puts it on his face
 Mr. Whiskers: Truly evil...
 Air Biscuit: Wait till you see the weird tan lines it gives you...
 Christina: Love at first sight.
Image 248502   05-20-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
553
 
 cishet: Sorry; hospital regulations
Image 248501   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
444
 
 Greifer: there is a meth bus?!
 wolfpk: You have to be high on meth to get on that bus!
 Nope: Probably safer than most school buses.
 Christina: It's cool because it has no ceiling.
 Air Biscuit: "Ms. Frizzle, what is the educational value of this field trip?""
 Warrax: Has to be towed because they sold the engine to buy meth.
 rustedpeace: SMOKE all the METH you want! ... just not on the bus
 Semaphore: Meth bus: Not even once
Image 248500   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
671
 
 Donut: "You're being evicted tomorrow."
 Mr. Shine: RAD for AC
 Air Biscuit: And how you cleaned up your life.
 Mr. Butt: Fucking wrecked.
Image 248499   05-20-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
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