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268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

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10. Annoying Vegan



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (751 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (709 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3561 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2523 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1628 points
 8. beyardo: 1584 points
 9. Sydney: 1578 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1553 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. frenk: 1527 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. wolfskin: 1451 points
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Score:
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 E. HONDA: I think you mean 1:00, 2:00, 3:00, ...
 Jabberwikket: Ohhh, Instructions Very Clear: I HAVE DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL !!! *OM NONOM HAMP NOM CRUNCH* [discovered later surrounded by empty boxes & crumbs] What do you mean it's not 2047 ? ....
 Air Biscuit: When the doctor tells you you have one year left to live...
 Jolly Well: One box of thin mints will not last me a half day, let alone a month...
Image 248506   05-20-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
716
 
 dangerkeith3000: They were doing it in metric.
 Mr. Shine: @OldKentuckyShark you know, they look just like us!
 Side Boob: They should be home eating Thin Mints like normal people
 Air Biscuit: If more people carried flashlights on evening strolls, there would be less dog poop to step in.
 Nope: You can tell this was years ago because they are still alive.
 sundragon: Those damn suspicious Canadians, going for walks...
Image 248505   05-20-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
766
 
 Air Biscuit: 4UW pup
Image 248504   05-20-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
632
 
 Air Biscuit: "Can I get my nose pierced?"
 VeeKay: Might be a while babe, doggo swallowed it.
 male anon: I do!
Image 248503   05-20-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
777
 
 Greifer: puts it on his face
 Mr. Whiskers: Truly evil...
 Air Biscuit: Wait till you see the weird tan lines it gives you...
 Christina: Love at first sight.
Image 248502   05-20-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
553
 
 cishet: Sorry; hospital regulations
Image 248501   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
444
 
 Greifer: there is a meth bus?!
 wolfpk: You have to be high on meth to get on that bus!
 Nope: Probably safer than most school buses.
 Christina: It's cool because it has no ceiling.
 Air Biscuit: "Ms. Frizzle, what is the educational value of this field trip?""
 Warrax: Has to be towed because they sold the engine to buy meth.
 rustedpeace: SMOKE all the METH you want! ... just not on the bus
 Semaphore: Meth bus: Not even once
Image 248500   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
671
 
 Donut: "You're being evicted tomorrow."
 Mr. Shine: RAD for AC
 Air Biscuit: And how you cleaned up your life.
 Mr. Butt: Fucking wrecked.
Image 248499   05-20-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
644
 
 trelyate: this looks like the bird equivalent of a dude who sends unsolicited dick pics
 Air Biscuit: He had to big for he got dang birb
 kazzy94: Fellas!
 VeeKay: I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass TV!
 Mr. Shine: Ha cha cha chaaaaa!!
Image 248498   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
663
 
 glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.
 Warrax: Kit-Cat
Image 248497   05-20-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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