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273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

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273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint



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Score:
659
 
 Stumpwiz: Vident sum volutabantur, oderunt me.
 Astanapan: Just needs a spear to go from ridiculous to terrifying.
 Not A Bot: Hey, I mean, we should all do that for our lady, but this is getting ridiculous.
 Warrax: Am I going anyplace specific? No, just roman.
 Air Biscuit: Ben Hur 2025 looking ok I guess.
 TaintJuice: Is your girlfriend invisible?
 Mr. Shine: Oh hell yes! SPQR, baby!
 Christina: Horseless biga.
 weed poop: I'd watch if properly weaponised..
Image 248494   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
1166
 
 trelyate: this picture was taken seconds before that hand was mauled beyond recognition
 Mr. Shine: Tee hee hee!
 Air Biscuit: This is the most wonderful thing about tiggurz.
 a robot: OHMYGOSH that kitty looks sooo soft!
Image 248493   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
364
 
 stunt nuts: *drops jaw*
 dangerkeith3000: Is this a snuff photo?
 Mr. Shine: I have questions.
 Warrax: They killed her.
 DogsRGreat: Ladies have hair on their heads.
 Mr. Butt: That lighting is really 2004.
 desertfox: The classic one-of-each-colour
 Nope: They seem nice
 Christina: Phitobombers.
Image 248492   05-20-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
629
 
 Mr. Shine: *fwoosh!*
 Scoo: Jazz wings!
 Dreforian: Best Warframe yet!
 Springbok: Steller's Jay
Image 248491   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
310
 
 Mr Bleak: Police says: "Daddy pushed him".
 trelyate: a little late for Harambe...
 dangerkeith3000: I'm on the fence about this one.
 wolfpk: Is that why at feeding time, you encourage people to sit on the fence?
 Joseph: There's a 50% chance that you'll fall out actually.
 AlexDeLarge: Cyanide and happiness isn't what it used to be
Image 248490   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
766
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Owen and Mzee...love them
 shadebane: Best pals
 Science: "Are you my mother?"
 dangerkeith3000: May December romance.
 Scoo: If you sit on the fence you will fall in
 Christina: Good friends despite the age difference.
 Dr Awkward: And that's the story of the world's first Tortoipotamus
Image 248489   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
236
 
 dangerkeith3000: The booty emoji
 Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo
 Robespierre: Rooty-toot-toot, this is fruit
 inthrees: James and the Average Peach.
Image 248488   05-20-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
366
 
 blue shoes: @trelyate Amen.
 trelyate: any size is sad and lonely size if you are sad and lonely enough
 glenalec: @Demon Universe - It's sad and lonely up there, I hear.
 Fiveninety: so you buy the biggest one and eat all of it in a sitting
 Demon Universe: That was all internet reception. Im in the hills people!
 Demon Universe: No, they have those. I just bought some sad and lonely pasta sauce for one.
 Demon Universe: No, they have those. I just bought some sad and lonely pasta sauce for one.
Image 248487   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
492
 
 dangerkeith3000: Nut Milk
 Mr. Shine: I heard it's sometimes bitter and salty.
 mrmaestro: Dr Nut should go into the vasectomy business
 Demon Universe: And they said he was crazy! Incidentally, he was...
 skatermario: No thanks, I'll take your word for it.
Image 248486   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
411
 
 Greifer: now off for a delicious Dr. Nut
 wolfpk: Some burning is about to go on, and I don't mean rubber!
 grizzly: Not riding an Indian.
 Robespierre: Water Buffalo Lodge, represent!
 Christina: That's not a motorbiker's helmet.
 Greek Fire: Life goals.
 sparename: And I live like this 'cause I like it, And seen too much to pretend
Image 248485   05-20-18   Uploaded by    dorian
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