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253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

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 tib gubb: please congratulate your teenager for learning how to have a good time
 funny in the wall: This rivals my say yeth to meth campaign slogan
 bubbles: Your teen comes home and you smell cocaine... stop sniffing cocaine in front of your children!
 yawgmoth: Your teen comes home and you smell marijuana... once again you forgot to febreeze the house. Why not be honest, come clean, and break out the bong?
 Amy Housewine: I'm nearly certain that the word 'of' was meant to come between 'smell' and 'marijuana'.
 fanny: you make sure it hasn't been pinched from your stash, THEN air guitar.
Image 248484   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
646
 
 Air Biscuit: @a robot your soft cute puppet comes home and you smell marijuana. Now what?
 a robot: Wanna pet cute soft pupper
Image 248483   05-20-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
258
 
 Science: This is guidon drill in the military
 trelyate: number 3 is actually "pretend to be playing quidditch"
 Teechur: My son and I just learned all these at the National Scout Jamboree last summer! Brownsea Island was cool!
 Austin: Where is: You shall not pass staff?
 charlemagne: our scout troop was simply community service with woggles
 Amy Housewine: This is the most confusing Cathy cartoon yet.
 Clim Tinties: Well? No pedophilia jokes??
 funny in the wall: I read the whole thing looking for the punchline. Thanks for nothing, internet
Image 248482   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
607
 
 earl: @Demon Universe Damn
 Christina: In truth, Kimmy can't spell Xan.
 Demon Universe: Didnt we all? Lol. *starts crying*
Image 248481   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
271
 
 Mr Bleak: The chainsaws are for cutting down the pumpkins, obviously.
Image 248480   05-20-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
468
 
 WannaBee: *spits*
 grace: *Symmetry intensifies*
 Otterman: Come eat your food, Tina, you fat lard!
Image 248479   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
521
 
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro So thats Chiron then? Man, pop entertainment has totally distorted my vision of them.
 WetWilly: Cerbus
Image 248478   05-20-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
654
 
 Christina: Looking for cookies.
 Winterneuro: I cant find the button for rabbit!
 VoR: Push button? PUSH BUTTON!? GIVE ME MY POPCORN!
 WannaBee: @FireBreathingMarmot #206612
 FireBreathingMarmot: What kind of Hot Pockets are in there?
 inthrees: @Amy Housewine pretty sure you meant lieks
 sparename: The Empty Monty
 FabricMan: My anaconda don't want none unless you baked buns, hun!
 Amy Housewine: Frenly snek likes to cook for you.
Image 248477   05-20-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
271
 
 Greifer: noooooooooooooooo
 itskando: @Dr Awkward sorry for the temporary convenience.
 Dr Awkward: Water cooler broken. Only dispenses margaritas! (Eruption of cheers)
 Sage: So fix it!
Image 248476   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
539
 
 Warrax: I rub my dough on a living tree.
 sparename: "HomeLateFromPub Stereotypical Chastisation Appliance"
 itskando: @DrNinjaman A feasty one, that guy
 DrNinjaman: Marketing by Hemingway
Image 248475   05-20-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
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