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262157  Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262199  E. HONDA: Listen, three or more of you, this is sabotage

262260  square44: edit: rethought this comment

262269  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262116  jazzjunkie: @sorghum That's haystack rock, all right.

262204  E. HONDA: He should teach

262212  E. HONDA: Leather is a good choice

262267  glowstick: They probably think they're gonna be forced to watch a live action VeggieTales.

262227  Winterneuro: A-a-Ron mustve made it to that future leaders of America meeting after all...

262160  Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262242  Winterneuro: grilledsloinbacon/2P75M1r

262242  Winterneuro: Im not a huge Ja,es Corden fan, but I thought this was a brilliant bit. grilledsloinm.youtubeburgerwatch?v=-lgcAySBbTA

262238  E. HONDA: So... does Catman capriciously scamper around crime scenes around 3 a.m.? Does he hang around the police station at sunrise repeatedly asking to be fed? Does he leave dead criminals on the mayor's bed?

261947  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun 'K, R U The Bane of Yoto - Ra?

261857  Felicity: I love that lady's bone structure

261858  Felicity: @Robespierre If they're blue that means they voted for the president's opponent! Let's compromise and say they're blurple!

262067  Felicity: SPOONspoon

262069  Felicity: I started to read this bottom to top, friendly spaceship style

262070  Felicity: Soft or hard tacos?

262071  Felicity: @savvoy Large campaign donations

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262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

262172 Teechur: It's like I'm looking into my own soul.

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

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262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes



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Score:
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 tib gubb: please congratulate your teenager for learning how to have a good time
 funny in the wall: This rivals my say yeth to meth campaign slogan
 bubbles: Your teen comes home and you smell cocaine... stop sniffing cocaine in front of your children!
 yawgmoth: Your teen comes home and you smell marijuana... once again you forgot to febreeze the house. Why not be honest, come clean, and break out the bong?
 Amy Housewine: I'm nearly certain that the word 'of' was meant to come between 'smell' and 'marijuana'.
 fanny: you make sure it hasn't been pinched from your stash, THEN air guitar.
Image 248484   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
646
 
 Air Biscuit: @a robot your soft cute puppet comes home and you smell marijuana. Now what?
 a robot: Wanna pet cute soft pupper
Image 248483   05-20-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
258
 
 Science: This is guidon drill in the military
 trelyate: number 3 is actually "pretend to be playing quidditch"
 Teechur: My son and I just learned all these at the National Scout Jamboree last summer! Brownsea Island was cool!
 Austin: Where is: You shall not pass staff?
 charlemagne: our scout troop was simply community service with woggles
 Amy Housewine: This is the most confusing Cathy cartoon yet.
 Clim Tinties: Well? No pedophilia jokes??
 funny in the wall: I read the whole thing looking for the punchline. Thanks for nothing, internet
Image 248482   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
607
 
 earl: @Demon Universe Damn
 Christina: In truth, Kimmy can't spell Xan.
 Demon Universe: Didnt we all? Lol. *starts crying*
Image 248481   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
299
 
 Mr Bleak: The chainsaws are for cutting down the pumpkins, obviously.
Image 248480   05-20-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
493
 
 jonz: *spits*
 grace: *Symmetry intensifies*
 Otterman: Come eat your food, Tina, you fat lard!
Image 248479   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
521
 
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro So thats Chiron then? Man, pop entertainment has totally distorted my vision of them.
 WetWilly: Cerbus
Image 248478   05-20-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
654
 
 Christina: Looking for cookies.
 Winterneuro: I cant find the button for rabbit!
 VoR: Push button? PUSH BUTTON!? GIVE ME MY POPCORN!
 seahawks: @FireBreathingMarmot #206612
 FireBreathingMarmot: What kind of Hot Pockets are in there?
 inthrees: @Amy Housewine pretty sure you meant lieks
 sparename: The Empty Monty
 FabricMan: My anaconda don't want none unless you baked buns, hun!
 Amy Housewine: Frenly snek likes to cook for you.
Image 248477   05-20-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
271
 
 Greifer: noooooooooooooooo
 itskando: @Dr Awkward sorry for the temporary convenience.
 Dr Awkward: Water cooler broken. Only dispenses margaritas! (Eruption of cheers)
 Sage: So fix it!
Image 248476   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
539
 
 Warrax: I rub my dough on a living tree.
 sparename: "HomeLateFromPub Stereotypical Chastisation Appliance"
 itskando: @DrNinjaman A feasty one, that guy
 DrNinjaman: Marketing by Hemingway
Image 248475   05-20-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
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