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273224  Dr Awkward: In the beginning I was just going on the road and then Ill probably get to see yall but Ill let yall in the afternoon and I can meet up for dinner or if I wanna I want you and you can come to get the stuff

273265  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273124 SuedeOxford: Round boi

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

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 tib gubb: please congratulate your teenager for learning how to have a good time
 funny in the wall: This rivals my say yeth to meth campaign slogan
 bubbles: Your teen comes home and you smell cocaine... stop sniffing cocaine in front of your children!
 yawgmoth: Your teen comes home and you smell marijuana... once again you forgot to febreeze the house. Why not be honest, come clean, and break out the bong?
 Amy Housewine: I'm nearly certain that the word 'of' was meant to come between 'smell' and 'marijuana'.
 fanny: you make sure it hasn't been pinched from your stash, THEN air guitar.
Image 248484   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
646
 
 Air Biscuit: @a robot your soft cute puppet comes home and you smell marijuana. Now what?
 a robot: Wanna pet cute soft pupper
Image 248483   05-20-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
258
 
 Science: This is guidon drill in the military
 trelyate: number 3 is actually "pretend to be playing quidditch"
 Teechur: My son and I just learned all these at the National Scout Jamboree last summer! Brownsea Island was cool!
 Austin: Where is: You shall not pass staff?
 charlemagne: our scout troop was simply community service with woggles
 Amy Housewine: This is the most confusing Cathy cartoon yet.
 Clim Tinties: Well? No pedophilia jokes??
 funny in the wall: I read the whole thing looking for the punchline. Thanks for nothing, internet
Image 248482   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
607
 
 earl: @Demon Universe Damn
 Christina: In truth, Kimmy can't spell Xan.
 Demon Universe: Didnt we all? Lol. *starts crying*
Image 248481   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
299
 
 Mr Bleak: The chainsaws are for cutting down the pumpkins, obviously.
Image 248480   05-20-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
493
 
 jonz: *spits*
 grace: *Symmetry intensifies*
 Wet farts: Come eat your food, Tina, you fat lard!
Image 248479   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
521
 
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro So thats Chiron then? Man, pop entertainment has totally distorted my vision of them.
 WetWilly: Cerbus
Image 248478   05-20-18   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
654
 
 Christina: Looking for cookies.
 Winterneuro: I cant find the button for rabbit!
 chelseachels: Push button? PUSH BUTTON!? GIVE ME MY POPCORN!
 seahawks: @FireBreathingMarmot #206612
 FireBreathingMarmot: What kind of Hot Pockets are in there?
 inthrees: @Amy Housewine pretty sure you meant lieks
 sparename: The Empty Monty
 FabricMan: My anaconda don't want none unless you baked buns, hun!
 Amy Housewine: Frenly snek likes to cook for you.
Image 248477   05-20-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
271
 
 Greifer: noooooooooooooooo
 itskando: @Dr Awkward sorry for the temporary convenience.
 Dr Awkward: Water cooler broken. Only dispenses margaritas! (Eruption of cheers)
 Sage: So fix it!
Image 248476   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
539
 
 Warrax: I rub my dough on a living tree.
 sparename: "HomeLateFromPub Stereotypical Chastisation Appliance"
 itskando: @DrNinjaman A feasty one, that guy
 DrNinjaman: Marketing by Hemingway
Image 248475   05-20-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
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