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253629  DrinkMixMan: *Xe Man

253609  wolfpk: I got slapped last time I said that!

253629  DrinkMixMan: Ze Man

253610  wolfpk: Now that Toys R Us is gone, Jeffrey the giraffe is slowly fading away.

253628  a robot: *heart eyes*

253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

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2. Robespierre
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9. DrNinjaman
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253340 jazzjunkie: @WTF My angle

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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Side Boob uploaded 253245 (876 points)
nightmarez uploaded 253332 (873 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 253263 (847 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 253303 (819 points)


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 5. WannaBee: 2392 points
 6. Back Door Dan: 2240 points
 7. E. HONDA: 1991 points
 8. Mr. Shine: 1934 points
 9. Pingu IRL: 1914 points
10. cannabis: 1892 points
11. Warrax: 1879 points
12. burritos: 1837 points
13. tess: 1827 points
14. Jonananathan: 1820 points
15. tears as lube: 1818 points
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Score:
277
 
 Robespierre: Reason for firing evident
 Greifer: sucks to be you man
Image 248464   05-20-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
281
 
 charlemagne: @Dan Tagonistic I miss the plough, not been around there in yonks... anyway, I'll be wearing a red carnation
 Dan Tagonistic: @charlemagne It'll be the Chelsea or the Plough then. The Queen's Head is always dead
 CoffeeAndCigs: Cool!
 charlemagne: @Dan Tagonistic ha, yeah? I've probably tried pushing in front of you at some bar then already
 Dan Tagonistic: @charlemagne Four miles from me!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Where parrots aren't
 charlemagne: I live about a mile away from that street
 SS Keith: Rhombus coming through, beep beep mother fucker!
Image 248463   05-20-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
460
 
 Stumpwiz: Living in the embassy has really aged Julian Assange.
 Otterman: Maybe we should kiss to break the tension.
Image 248462   05-20-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
454
 
 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!
 DrNinjaman: Now just hold it closed until everyone is sober.
 Shay: There's a K-9 lurking in the shadows looking to fuck shit up.
 glenalec: I think this might be 'resisting arrest'
 Springbok: ...mlem?
 Nope: COME BACK WITH A WARRANT
 VeeKay: My zombie parents trying to bust up my storming party
 redpeepee: The walking dad
 Starky15: Its the Spurbury Police! Open up meow!
Image 248461   05-20-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
230
 
 Joseph: Haha
 Pickle Dick: Hahaha
 Greifer: at&t made me gay
 Theta Zero: Thanks for clearly labeling your name, FBI spy.
Image 248460   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Image 248459 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by qazwsx. Your image was bad, qazwsx.
Score:
549
 
 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*
 VoR: Meh
 Christina: Now I want to do it.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 VeeKay: It's opposite day! Hooray!
 barfolomew: @barfolomew oh I guess the mods are over that one.
 aristocat: Meep meep! Put it in a showcase!
 barfolomew: This must be the Cathy I've heard so much about.
 WTF: I think they meant 'Doot'
 fanny: *sadly moves butt away from horn*
 redmonkey3: "DO"
 VoR: On reverse.. make me hurt you.
 Amy Housewine: No 'Stairway'. Denied.
 ignatz: Can't not
Image 248458   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
214
 
 Greifer: @Mr. Whiskers naaa, looks like to me he's remembering those giant mutant weed ticks exploding from his body
 Mr. Whiskers: Hes still mad about that Trix rabbit thing
 imaginary gf: Parents just don't understand
Image 248457   05-20-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
260
 
 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?
 Shay: Rex Ryan's attempt to get his coaching job back didn't go so well.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Giving a presentation on how to reflect on everything unsatisfactory in your life.
 a robot: I used to have almost that exact same dress only I wore it to be Magenta in Rocky Horror Picture Show
 VeeKay: Voldemort knees
 mwoody: Parents just don't understand
 Mr. Whiskers: @ignatz Help us aggroGators, youre our only hope
 fanny: what a despicable human.
 WTF: That look when you ask someone if today's the day they are going to tell the truth for the first time or if they are going to tell their 4295th lie instead.
 ignatz: Face swap with knees please..
Image 248456   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
432
 
 White Rice: Living on the razor (wire's) edge.
 itskando: Metal af
 Fiveninety: a shrike was here
Image 248455   05-20-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
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