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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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9. Spazstatic
10. WannaBee



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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
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ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
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Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


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 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
 9. a robot: 1420 points
10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
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14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
277
 
 Robespierre: Reason for firing evident
 Greifer: sucks to be you man
Image 248464   05-20-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
305
 
 charlemagne: @Dan Tagonistic I miss the plough, not been around there in yonks... anyway, I'll be wearing a red carnation
 Dan Tagonistic: @charlemagne It'll be the Chelsea or the Plough then. The Queen's Head is always dead
 CoffeeAndCigs: Cool!
 charlemagne: @Dan Tagonistic ha, yeah? I've probably tried pushing in front of you at some bar then already
 Dan Tagonistic: @charlemagne Four miles from me!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Where parrots aren't
 charlemagne: I live about a mile away from that street
 SS Keith: Rhombus coming through, beep beep mother fucker!
Image 248463   05-20-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
487
 
 Stumpwiz: Living in the embassy has really aged Julian Assange.
 Otterman: Maybe we should kiss to break the tension.
Image 248462   05-20-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
480
 
 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!
 DrNinjaman: Now just hold it closed until everyone is sober.
 Shay: There's a K-9 lurking in the shadows looking to fuck shit up.
 glenalec: I think this might be 'resisting arrest'
 Springbok: ...mlem?
 Nope: COME BACK WITH A WARRANT
 VeeKay: My zombie parents trying to bust up my storming party
 redpeepee: The walking dad
 Starky15: Its the Spurbury Police! Open up meow!
Image 248461   05-20-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
230
 
 Joseph: Haha
 Pickle Dick: Hahaha
 Greifer: at&t made me gay
 Theta Zero: Thanks for clearly labeling your name, FBI spy.
Image 248460   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Image 248459 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by qazwsx. You have brought shame on us, qazwsx.
Score:
549
 
 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*
 VoR: Meh
 Christina: Now I want to do it.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 VeeKay: It's opposite day! Hooray!
 barfolomew: @barfolomew oh I guess the mods are over that one.
 aristocat: Meep meep! Put it in a showcase!
 barfolomew: This must be the Cathy I've heard so much about.
 WTF: I think they meant 'Doot'
 fanny: *sadly moves butt away from horn*
 redmonkey3: "DO"
 VoR: On reverse.. make me hurt you.
 Amy Housewine: No 'Stairway'. Denied.
 Punt Numbles: Can't not
Image 248458   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
214
 
 Greifer: @Mr. Whiskers naaa, looks like to me he's remembering those giant mutant weed ticks exploding from his body
 Mr. Whiskers: Hes still mad about that Trix rabbit thing
 imaginary gf: Parents just don't understand
Image 248457   05-20-18   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
260
 
 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?
 Shay: Rex Ryan's attempt to get his coaching job back didn't go so well.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Giving a presentation on how to reflect on everything unsatisfactory in your life.
 a robot: I used to have almost that exact same dress only I wore it to be Magenta in Rocky Horror Picture Show
 VeeKay: Voldemort knees
 mwoody: Parents just don't understand
 Mr. Whiskers: @ignatz Help us aggroGators, youre our only hope
 fanny: what a despicable human.
 WTF: That look when you ask someone if today's the day they are going to tell the truth for the first time or if they are going to tell their 4295th lie instead.
 theaquaman: Face swap with knees please..
Image 248456   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
456
 
 White Rice: Living on the razor (wire's) edge.
 itskando: Metal af
 Fiveninety: a shrike was here
Image 248455   05-20-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
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