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263265  sparename: He still talks about "exta" terrestrials, though

263274  Prostata: he's seen some shit

263265  Uncle Phil: @Robespierre This image is about the extent of this guy.

263273  Robespierre: R = Blinky

263274  Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone

263270  Robespierre: Malcolm In A Muddle

263271  Robespierre: On my work computer this image appears next to Today's weirdo item, which appears to be a digital quarter. Coincidence? I think not.

263283  johnnyc: Why are all foxes so photogenic?

263267  Air Biscuit: Already Been Chewed?

263267  Robespierre: (& charge your damn fone, loser)

263241  Robespierre: Image/username combo - eww.

263272  Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

263257  FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.

263242  Not A Bot: Requires Netscape Navigator 1.2

263163  ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07

263269  Robespierre: This new Fargo concept looks tasteless

263254  Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.

263255  Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"

263256  Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO

263257  Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.

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1. Robespierre
2. addend
3. dangerkeith3000
4. ignatz
5. VeeKay
6. Not A Bot
7. Mr Bleak
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263229 dangerkeith3000: "Imagine what I can do to your penis."

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc



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12. a robot: 1420 points
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 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?
 Shay: Rex Ryan's attempt to get his coaching job back didn't go so well.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Giving a presentation on how to reflect on everything unsatisfactory in your life.
 a robot: I used to have almost that exact same dress only I wore it to be Magenta in Rocky Horror Picture Show
 VeeKay: Voldemort knees
 mwoody: Parents just don't understand
 Mr. Whiskers: @ignatz Help us aggroGators, youre our only hope
 fanny: what a despicable human.
 WTF: That look when you ask someone if today's the day they are going to tell the truth for the first time or if they are going to tell their 4295th lie instead.
 theaquaman: Face swap with knees please..
Image 248456   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
456
 
 White Rice: Living on the razor (wire's) edge.
 itskando: Metal af
 Fiveninety: a shrike was here
Image 248455   05-20-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
866
 
 tib gubb: cup o' bun
 FireBreathingMarmot: Bucketful of soft.
 Not A Bot: Sydney, that is
 PlzPlzMe: Bun bin
 Robespierre: Presto!
Image 248454   05-20-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
507
 
 a robot: Return flight: #248690
 Warrax: It is slip-n-slide season my dudes.
 FireBreathingMarmot: These are for those suburban tracts that have their own freeway exits.
 Greek Fire: *dry heave*
 barfolomew: High viscosity.
 redmonkey3: @charlemagne - next aisle w/ aerospace grade mustard
 charlemagne: but I need industrial grade
Image 248453   05-20-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
800
 
 a robot: "Avenge.....me!"
 sundragon: Outrageous! (faints)
Image 248452   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
379
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: When you wanna traumatize your kid and your home life is just too tranquil.
 funny in the wall: Fried clownfish? No thanks
 lolnotrly: Ha ha! OK, what s the exterminator called this week?
Image 248451   05-20-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
858
 
 charlemagne: I just pretend to be asleep until everyone else wakes up, then stroll into the living room where they all wait for me, like I'm royalty
 buds420: I'm guessing this is from before smartphones
 redmonkey3: Fap in front of their sleeping eyes
 San DoDo: Go home, the mission was a success
Image 248450   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
210
 
 glenalec: Luckily I wear daipers!
 VoR: Yeah. baby's gonna crap
Image 248449   05-20-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
308
 
 Amy Housewine: He's helping him see over a fence.
 glenalec: Weighing the giraffe. (They subtract the weight of the keeper).
Image 248448   05-20-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
362
 
 Winterneuro: Future unibomber sighting
 gutwheat: This sudoku gave me syndromes
 redmonkey3: Subtle differences are beautiful: 10/10 would date creator
 glenalec: Happily OCD
Image 248447   05-20-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
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