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253893  Amy Housewine: All comments on this image must be read in a Ringo Starr voice.

253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

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442
 
 Jabberwikket: Got your nose, inception level
 glenalec: She has her father's nose!
 Robespierre: Gruesome
Image 248395   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
425
 
 Winterneuro: WE Have reached ludicrous speed!
 Jabberwikket: Close some Windows to continue....
 tib gubb: github.com/joho/… error 739
 Nope: Wow he got windows 25.6!
 Whatever: Can never have too many Windows can you?
 WTF: It looks like you are good with updates for the next 2.5 years.
 Shay: Well as an IT technician, I can clearly see what's wrong: there's a kid trapped in your laptop and his dope ass is taking a selfie.
 Peter Pantsless: "I must have ALL the windows!"
 Mr Mumble: These numbers don't add up
Image 248394   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
576
 
 Dreforian: Scam, only checks one hacker's databases. Unless it's the One Hacker. TO RULE THEM ALL.
 Prostata: ...until now
 FireBreathingMarmot: I should find out now what scams I will fall for when I'm old so I can avoid them.
 UnknownSample: What website is this? I should check.
 tib gubb: i don't know... is it?
 wolfpk: *but it is there now
 WTF: (Runs program again) "Hey Ma, it says my credit card's on 3728 databases now!"
 Peter Pantsless: Aaaaand it's gone!
 Shay: Thanks Dixie!
 FabricMan: I can see my mom falling for this
Image 248393   05-19-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
491
 
 Warrax: Does a way better job at cleaning up the streets than that douche Batman does.
Image 248392   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
276
 
 Telkwa: First thing we do is kill all the lawyers.
 Volwen: Cow tipping isn't a real thing
Image 248391   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
243
 
 Shay: Nicki Minaj and her posse tried to crash the royal wedding.
Image 248390   05-19-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
492
 
 Science: @Air Biscuit: Not really - a legit service animal has a card identifying it as such. Any other animal is someone's pet. It gives real service animals a bad name when someone's little shit of a dog bites a kid.
 glenalec: Someone's about to tell a shaggy-dog story!
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine "service" has a very broad definition.
 Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit I work retail, and we have an insufferable psycho lady who insists on bringing in her Boston Terrier. "He's a service animal!" No, he isn't, he's wearing a tutu and sunglasses.
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to learn thats a real thing that people have.
 Telkwa: It's the majestic craft beer hound in his natural environment.
 wolfpk: That dog is a babe magnet. As long as you consider picking them up and caring them home a magnet.
 WTF: "Sir, you can't bring your Dire Wolf in here."
 Mr. Shine: Uh, it's a service pony.
Image 248389   05-19-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
325
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Behold! the fields in which I grow my Irishmen
 Not A Bot: Days? More like minutes, amirite guys? Guys?
 Not A Bot: I go with used. They depreciate as soon as you drive them off the lot.
 Robespierre: Beauty of Banaue
Image 248388   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
492
 
 glenalec: Bunsai
 tib gubb: stupid sexy flora
 Sandor: Stupid sexy planters
 mwoody: Feels like I'm wearing NOTHING AT ALL!
 Side Boob: Buns of wood
 Larp Belb: Dat thicc tho
Image 248387   05-19-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
253
 
 Robespierre: @isosceleswaffle I'm betting on sriracha
 isosceleswaffle: Poached egg and uh... ketchup?
 Demon Universe: Id eat it if it was strawberry jam and whipped cream, but Im afraid its hot sauce and soured cream.
 tib gubb: Delicious
Image 248386   05-19-18   Uploaded by    confession
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