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263265  sparename: He still talks about "exta" terrestrials, though

263274  Prostata: he's seen some shit

263265  Uncle Phil: @Robespierre This image is about the extent of this guy.

263273  Robespierre: R = Blinky

263274  Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone

263270  Robespierre: Malcolm In A Muddle

263271  Robespierre: On my work computer this image appears next to Today's weirdo item, which appears to be a digital quarter. Coincidence? I think not.

263283  johnnyc: Why are all foxes so photogenic?

263267  Air Biscuit: Already Been Chewed?

263267  Robespierre: (& charge your damn fone, loser)

263241  Robespierre: Image/username combo - eww.

263272  Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

263257  FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.

263242  Not A Bot: Requires Netscape Navigator 1.2

263163  ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07

263269  Robespierre: This new Fargo concept looks tasteless

263254  Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.

263255  Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"

263256  Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO

263257  Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.

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263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263229 dangerkeith3000: "Imagine what I can do to your penis."

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc



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Score:
442
 
 Jabberwikket: Got your nose, inception level
 glenalec: She has her father's nose!
 Robespierre: Gruesome
Image 248395   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
425
 
 Winterneuro: WE Have reached ludicrous speed!
 Jabberwikket: Close some Windows to continue....
 tib gubb: github.com/joho/… error 739
 Nope: Wow he got windows 25.6!
 Whatever: Can never have too many Windows can you?
 WTF: It looks like you are good with updates for the next 2.5 years.
 Shay: Well as an IT technician, I can clearly see what's wrong: there's a kid trapped in your laptop and his dope ass is taking a selfie.
 Peter Pantsless: "I must have ALL the windows!"
 Mr Mumble: These numbers don't add up
Image 248394   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
576
 
 Dreforian: Scam, only checks one hacker's databases. Unless it's the One Hacker. TO RULE THEM ALL.
 Prostata: ...until now
 FireBreathingMarmot: I should find out now what scams I will fall for when I'm old so I can avoid them.
 UnknownSample: What website is this? I should check.
 tib gubb: i don't know... is it?
 wolfpk: *but it is there now
 WTF: (Runs program again) "Hey Ma, it says my credit card's on 3728 databases now!"
 Peter Pantsless: Aaaaand it's gone!
 Shay: Thanks Dixie!
 FabricMan: I can see my mom falling for this
Image 248393   05-19-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
491
 
 Warrax: Does a way better job at cleaning up the streets than that douche Batman does.
Image 248392   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
276
 
 Telkwa: First thing we do is kill all the lawyers.
 Volwen: Cow tipping isn't a real thing
Image 248391   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
243
 
 Shay: Nicki Minaj and her posse tried to crash the royal wedding.
Image 248390   05-19-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
515
 
 Science: @Air Biscuit: Not really - a legit service animal has a card identifying it as such. Any other animal is someone's pet. It gives real service animals a bad name when someone's little shit of a dog bites a kid.
 glenalec: Someone's about to tell a shaggy-dog story!
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine "service" has a very broad definition.
 Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit I work retail, and we have an insufferable psycho lady who insists on bringing in her Boston Terrier. "He's a service animal!" No, he isn't, he's wearing a tutu and sunglasses.
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to learn thats a real thing that people have.
 Telkwa: It's the majestic craft beer hound in his natural environment.
 wolfpk: That dog is a babe magnet. As long as you consider picking them up and caring them home a magnet.
 WTF: "Sir, you can't bring your Dire Wolf in here."
 Mr. Shine: Uh, it's a service pony.
Image 248389   05-19-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
350
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Behold! the fields in which I grow my Irishmen
 Not A Bot: Days? More like minutes, amirite guys? Guys?
 Not A Bot: I go with used. They depreciate as soon as you drive them off the lot.
 Robespierre: Beauty of Banaue
Image 248388   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
520
 
 glenalec: Bunsai
 tib gubb: stupid sexy flora
 Sandor: Stupid sexy planters
 mwoody: Feels like I'm wearing NOTHING AT ALL!
 Side Boob: Buns of wood
 Larp Belb: Dat thicc tho
Image 248387   05-19-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
253
 
 Robespierre: @isosceleswaffle I'm betting on sriracha
 isosceleswaffle: Poached egg and uh... ketchup?
 Demon Universe: Id eat it if it was strawberry jam and whipped cream, but Im afraid its hot sauce and soured cream.
 tib gubb: Delicious
Image 248386   05-19-18   Uploaded by    confession
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