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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

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263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

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Score:
425
 
 Winterneuro: WE Have reached ludicrous speed!
 Jabberwikket: Close some Windows to continue....
 tib gubb: github.com/joho/… error 739
 Nope: Wow he got windows 25.6!
 Whatever: Can never have too many Windows can you?
 WTF: It looks like you are good with updates for the next 2.5 years.
 Shay: Well as an IT technician, I can clearly see what's wrong: there's a kid trapped in your laptop and his dope ass is taking a selfie.
 Peter Pantsless: "I must have ALL the windows!"
 Mr Mumble: These numbers don't add up
Image 248394   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
576
 
 Dreforian: Scam, only checks one hacker's databases. Unless it's the One Hacker. TO RULE THEM ALL.
 Prostata: ...until now
 FireBreathingMarmot: I should find out now what scams I will fall for when I'm old so I can avoid them.
 UnknownSample: What website is this? I should check.
 tib gubb: i don't know... is it?
 wolfpk: *but it is there now
 WTF: (Runs program again) "Hey Ma, it says my credit card's on 3728 databases now!"
 Peter Pantsless: Aaaaand it's gone!
 Shay: Thanks Dixie!
 FabricMan: I can see my mom falling for this
Image 248393   05-19-18   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
491
 
 Warrax: Does a way better job at cleaning up the streets than that douche Batman does.
Image 248392   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
276
 
 Telkwa: First thing we do is kill all the lawyers.
 Volwen: Cow tipping isn't a real thing
Image 248391   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
243
 
 Shay: Nicki Minaj and her posse tried to crash the royal wedding.
Image 248390   05-19-18   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
515
 
 Science: @Air Biscuit: Not really - a legit service animal has a card identifying it as such. Any other animal is someone's pet. It gives real service animals a bad name when someone's little shit of a dog bites a kid.
 glenalec: Someone's about to tell a shaggy-dog story!
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine "service" has a very broad definition.
 Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit I work retail, and we have an insufferable psycho lady who insists on bringing in her Boston Terrier. "He's a service animal!" No, he isn't, he's wearing a tutu and sunglasses.
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to learn thats a real thing that people have.
 Telkwa: It's the majestic craft beer hound in his natural environment.
 wolfpk: That dog is a babe magnet. As long as you consider picking them up and caring them home a magnet.
 WTF: "Sir, you can't bring your Dire Wolf in here."
 Mr. Shine: Uh, it's a service pony.
Image 248389   05-19-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
350
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: Behold! the fields in which I grow my Irishmen
 Not A Bot: Days? More like minutes, amirite guys? Guys?
 Not A Bot: I go with used. They depreciate as soon as you drive them off the lot.
 Robespierre: Beauty of Banaue
Image 248388   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
520
 
 glenalec: Bunsai
 tib gubb: stupid sexy flora
 Sandor: Stupid sexy planters
 mwoody: Feels like I'm wearing NOTHING AT ALL!
 Side Boob: Buns of wood
 Larp Belb: Dat thicc tho
Image 248387   05-19-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
253
 
 Robespierre: @isosceleswaffle I'm betting on sriracha
 isosceleswaffle: Poached egg and uh... ketchup?
 Demon Universe: Id eat it if it was strawberry jam and whipped cream, but Im afraid its hot sauce and soured cream.
 tib gubb: Delicious
Image 248386   05-19-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
879
 
 nightmarez: You get em @Yam
 Telkwa: *little tiny SNAP*
 raditzu: weird ass zerglings
 Warrax: Cute, but you can't trade this for a bottle of malt liquor.
 Whatever: Now where did I put that mutagen?
 DrNinjaman: Reptocurrency
 mwoody: Thanks for the quarter; otherwise, I would have assumed these were giant Galapagos tortoises and you're a giant.
 sparename: Terra-pin money
 bug: That's a good price for tiny turtles.
 Yam: And that's how I got salmonella
 Seven Eight Nine: Heroes in a half shell, turtle power!
Image 248385   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Soviette
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