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272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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Score:
409
 
 mwoody: I'll never be in a relationship like this. Mostly because I'd switch to blowing halfway through, so it spewed out her nose.
 a robot: What should I be imagining here?
 Air Biscuit: It's all one straw. She's just helping him hold it.
 spydermon: *HYURK*
 San DoDo: @Lantry @VeeKay can we make a circle? or should I say a triangle?
 Lantry: @VeeKay hold on, I'll get a straw
 Morn Bumbies: I am throwing up in my mouth right now
Image 248335   05-19-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
242
 
 wolfpk: The lobster klan?
 Whatever: Its good to see the KKK is letting color into their little club
 sundragon: @Christina heh, I thought so too.
 Shay: @San DoDo @Side Boob NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
 Christina: Sisterhood of the menstrual cup.
 Side Boob: @San DoDo Nobody ever does
 San DoDo: I didn't expect this
Image 248334   05-19-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
245
 
 toaster: Cool
 toolbag: @DrinkMixMan please just stick to drinks
 DrinkMixMan: I bet that fries up real nice
 Telkwa: I always wondered how inmates completed the biology lab final exam for a correspondence school degree.
 Butcherboy: Man grilled beef heart tacos sounds amazing right now
 Yam: I want some chicken hearts now
 Yam: I want some chicken hearts now
Image 248333   05-19-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
441
 
 Wumph Morms: MORE PETS FOR PROMOTION
 Air Biscuit: Business cat is diversifying by investing in other kinds of business pets.
 Ihminen: animal crossing live action movie looking ok so far. they did alright with casting this dog as isabelle
 Nope: Quit baby talking me Karen it says here your credit history is horrible and I have to deny you the loan. I'm sorry but here is some credit counselors you can work with to help get your score and history back to a level we can do business with you. PUT THAT TREAT AWAY I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
Image 248332   05-19-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
261
 
 craftjunk: lol spangled
 Shay: This is also known as the Detective Frank Drebin Version.
 El hefe: Not a fan of the lyrics for some versions of this
 Telkwa: 20 minutes of estimated play time sounds about right.
 San DoDo: Oooooooooooooooooooooooo.....................................................................................................................................................................saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...... :D
 Mr. Shine: *Beyonce version
 sparename: And the last two words are "PLAY BALL!"
Image 248331   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
40
 
 Kaviri: I call her my partner because love is nothing more than a business arrangement.
 FireBreathingMarmot: IRONY: It's an anger mgmt class.
 dobbiesdoogs: wow, kroger brand dr. pepper knock-offs are rude
 glenalec: My university gives free flu-shots to any staff who wants them.
 Astanapan: Whoever gave me the flu is a horrible bastard and deserves to be assaulted. On an unrelated note, I'm coming in Thursday to give ALL of you the flu.
 younglink: @Nope Clearly contravening university policy there, sackable.
 Yam: Dominic you rat. Gave me the ol spicy virus!
 Nope: @VeeKay Tenure!
 afroking: Director of HR needs a little chat when you're fit to return to work Dr K. We don't sack sick people.
 Air Biscuit: Throat punch, to help you clear out all the mucus. Teamwork.
Image 248330   05-19-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
454
 
 Passive: Nice beaver!
 Telkwa: Puxatawny Phil gets a brisk towel down after his first Spring shower. (Finally)
 Air Biscuit: DUN dun DUhhhh!
Image 248329   05-19-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
313
 
 Mr. Shine: *spits*
 Robespierre: Glacier Point is a cool place - dig those crazy plutons across the way!
Image 248328   05-19-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
287
 
 Kaviri: In the next forever you have or by cat.
 Dresdenkeogh: Red"cat"ed for security
 satoshi: Good.
 Telkwa: Tranfixed. -aclysmic longing. Rad. 3 seconds . Expect to be thinking about those beans.
 Christina: Someone has been using black highlighters again.
 Lantry: you have been kidnapped by the blindfolded cat of Margaritaville. Open your heart to love in the next lifetime, or forever be toiling in the shadow of the cross.
Image 248327   05-19-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
766
 
 Joseph: I once had a stampede of animals chase me trough a safari park. Turns out I had the exact same car as the people that fed them.
 Kaviri: Going for that low hanging fruit.
 dobbiesdoogs: geoffrey turned to a life of crime after toys r us closed
 Air Biscuit: "HEY GUYS, GOT ANY LOW HANGING FRUIT!?!"
 trepanation: I imagine that giraffe doing that while screaming GIRAFFEEEEEE
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Not A Bot: With body paint, anything is possible.
 Christina: Roll up the windshields they said. It's safe so they said.
 Yam: Immgur has crashed again
 Butcherboy: Get a eucalyptus air freshener they said. Its calming they said
Image 248326   05-19-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
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