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258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

258668  Knice: This picture is of words. :-(

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1. Robespierre
2. Mr. Shine
3. Scoo
4. VeeKay
5. a robot
6. Mr Bleak
7. addend
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258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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logono uploaded 258207 (775 points)
Hyphae uploaded 258404 (773 points)
logan uploaded 258181 (744 points)
Side Boob uploaded 258317 (737 points)
Hippitus Hoppitus uploaded 258376 (730 points)
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 7. Laree: 1654 points
 8. Solemn: 1640 points
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10. sodamachine: 1618 points
11. Gallifrasian: 1601 points
12. uncannie: 1511 points
13. logan: 1436 points
14. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
15. mackdaddy: 1416 points
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 demonius: Vincerooooooooooo
 Whatever: Baby Groot has a huge hemorrhoid problem there
 jochenau: laaaaaaaaaaa
 Scoo: I Am Fruit
Image 248243   05-18-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
134
 
 waffle iron: They gave us a lot of information about it without telling us what it is
 Whatever: This is why sailors swab the deck to get the seamen off it...
 Dr Awkward: (Insert penis joke here)
 Telkwa: Never trust a seaman who isn't prepared to encase his torpedo before heavy engagement.
 Mr. Shine: Took me a minute, but I get it. I ain't laughing, but I get it.
Image 248242   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
173
 
 Dr Awkward: I am Sofa King. RAD.
 Telkwa: Just call me Joe.
 SuedeOxford: Hi king, I'm Dad
Image 248241   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
237
 
 MasterTwig: Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube celery!
 VeeKay: Natures dental floss
 Telkwa: mmmm... plaster of paris!
 Skinr: I am Vegetable.
Image 248240   05-18-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
464
 
 Springbok: Lilac-breasted Roller
Image 248239   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Springbok
Score:
950
 
 Not A Bot: Oh good, BDC is back.
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm gonna eat that goddamn bird."
Image 248238   05-18-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
268
 
 mammal883: @glenalec or is it bazaar?
 glenalec: This is intense.
Image 248237   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
463
 
 a spider plan: Reminds me of Soaron from Captain Power
 Skinr: Take of this steel and eat of it, for it is my body. Take of this rust and drink of it, for it is my blood.
 Whatever: He died for my sins... which occur every time I make a meal in the kitchen
 Bitcoin Burglar: Oh fork rist sake!
 fanny: obviously they werent needed anymore because they just had the last supper
 DrinkMixMan: Jesus Forking Christ
Image 248236   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
287
 
 Side Boob: "So, do you poop here often?"
 Mr. Whiskers: The Love Toilet
 Mexico: You can hold the other person's hand for support with our new arrangement.
Image 248235   05-18-18   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
488
 
 Nothing: How dare you
 DrinkMixMan: Damn, that's a good price for a steel shelf
 Christina: Well, I see.
Image 248234   05-18-18   Uploaded by    fink
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