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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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Score:
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 Friwn Pluble: @jochenau Why? My (infrared) thermometer measures to 550C - never needed that high, but I deep fry at 190C and it's handy to check the thermostat.
 Rirm Morpoble: It's that 0.8 of a baby that really pushes you over the edge
 Vorm Broble: The Human Torch likes screwing with his doctors.
 Dingo Albumbies: I'd be worried about a Celsius thermometer that can go up to 100 degrees.
 Lempo Bromple: Or possibly a lot of porn.
Image 247970   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Flalm Grunumbies
Score:
475
 
 Frilm Plemupert: @Skinr The Deus Ex Machina?
 Pilm Grunongo: Are those anything like steamed hams?
 Trongo Plopert: Hey, THERE'S the escape pod!
 Harbo Drumupert: The ideal way to maintain your unhealthy eating habits whilst camping
 Flift Drumuble: I wonder if it's significant that they're "Heat N' Serve" and not "Heat N' Eat".
 Huple Brongus: There's no way this can be any good.
Image 247969   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Virt Brupert
Score:
768
 
 Riple Flumumbies: Wilford Brimley.
 Beng Plungo: accidental bad :( plz help :(
 Gown Morpongo: Did someone say Hamdingers?!
 Mawn Albopert: Morla the Ancient One was a lot more chill in her early days.
 Thewn Albongus: I too love being a turtle.
 Treng Plumbies: I love it.
 Criwn Plemupert: Weeeelllll heeeeeeeelllooooooo theeeeeerrrrrreeee.
Image 247968   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Tharbo Morpopert
Score:
506
 
 Rirm Grunombies: ha!
 Jurb Brombies: eat an apple gets you 5 hp back
 Lampo Flumbies: "Here, let me whisper soft nothings to you as you sip - look I'll get my we lips all close to your ear and just vap you with 'en
 Lift Ploble: Just run over a health pack and you'll be fine.
Image 247967   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Flurt Flopert
Score:
380
 
 Left Grongo: This Attack on Titan CGI is not impressive.
 Cring Plemopert: B13, you are my battleship.
 Gamp Plemomple: Russian oligarchs?
Image 247966   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Flimpo Grunongo
Score:
247
 
 Thimp Grunupert: Busty!
 Limp Flungo: And that man was Abraham Lincoln.
 Jurm Flombies: Stony 1000 yard stare intensifies.
Image 247965   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Muwn Plemongo
Score:
391
 
 Huld Brumple: Anything is a ski lift if you're brave enough.
 Trart Horpopert: Damn it Mr. Garrison, stop inventing things
 Japle Bromple: I'm getting a colonoscopy next week. I should print this and blu-tak it to my hospital bed before I go under.
 Trompo Broble: "Sunshine Insertion Mechanism"
 Cremp Flumumple: @WTF Are they gonna start putting these in Walmarts next to the blood pressure machines?
 Murm Brupert: Warning: Tentacle hentai ahead. Please bring two katanas and cover your buttocks.
 Girb Morpungus: Instructions clear. -Terrifying, but clear.
 Frelm Morpumple: still better than dealing with airport security
 Lalm Grupert: Cool! An automated colonoscopy for the elderly.
 Bump Cremongo: Is this instructions for a ski lift, or a sex toy?
 Garbo Flumomple: I'm not experienced enough to ski here.
 Mald Plemuble: Hangeroids in 3....2....
 Vemp Cremongo: Buttlift
Image 247964   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Meft Grumbies
Score:
967
 
 Heple Drumumbies: @Christina yes.
 Rart Albungo: Is it fluffy or floofy?
 Rarbo Rempupert: floofiest floofer
 Crumpo Drumuble: That's a furry friend.
 Vongo Albombies: I am fluffier than you.
Image 247963   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Fluft Plemungus
Score:
331
 
 Flawn Flungo: Honey, do we have any extra "ordinary"? The neighbors need some to wrap up their Wednesday.
 Frump Bromple: Wouldent a red balloon serve a similar purpose?
 Luwn Drumungus: Pics or it didn't happen.
 Thalm Plupert: "Take no prisoners, leave no evidence. "
 Hurb Albomple: Or we will murder your family.
 Hirt Rempopert: Oh, this is an ad for the new app Instapie!
Image 247962   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Hold Morpumple
Score:
457
 
 Bongo Horpongo: [quiet comment typing]
 Lingo Cremopert: Subtitles for the subtext-impaired
Image 247961   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Murm Flumombies
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