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272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

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 Mr Bleak: @jochenau Why? My (infrared) thermometer measures to 550C - never needed that high, but I deep fry at 190C and it's handy to check the thermostat.
 Scoo: It's that 0.8 of a baby that really pushes you over the edge
 SpaceCow: The Human Torch likes screwing with his doctors.
 jochenau: I'd be worried about a Celsius thermometer that can go up to 100 degrees.
 barfolomew: Or possibly a lot of porn.
Image 247970   05-17-18   Uploaded by    jem
 petepuma: @Skinr The Deus Ex Machina?
 Scoo: Are those anything like steamed hams?
 Skinr: Hey, THERE'S the escape pod!
 sparenamelaptopdied: The ideal way to maintain your unhealthy eating habits whilst camping
 jochenau: I wonder if it's significant that they're "Heat N' Serve" and not "Heat N' Eat".
 Side Boob: There's no way this can be any good.
Image 247969   05-17-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Kaviri: Wilford Brimley.
 fanny: accidental bad :( plz help :(
 Telkwa: Did someone say Hamdingers?!
 barfolomew: Morla the Ancient One was a lot more chill in her early days.
 sorghum: I too love being a turtle.
 Oh Don Piano: I love it.
 professorpig: Weeeelllll heeeeeeeelllooooooo theeeeeerrrrrreeee.
Image 247968   05-17-18   Uploaded by    the snark
 Greifer: ha!
 Greifer: eat an apple gets you 5 hp back
 Not A Bot: "Here, let me whisper soft nothings to you as you sip - look I'll get my we lips all close to your ear and just vap you with 'en
 Side Boob: Just run over a health pack and you'll be fine.
Image 247967   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 Christina: This Attack on Titan CGI is not impressive.
 SpaceCow: B13, you are my battleship.
 Telkwa: Russian oligarchs?
Image 247966   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Scoo: Busty!
 grizzly: And that man was Abraham Lincoln.
 Telkwa: Stony 1000 yard stare intensifies.
Image 247965   05-17-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
 Mr Bleak: Anything is a ski lift if you're brave enough.
 El hefe: Damn it Mr. Garrison, stop inventing things
 glenalec: I'm getting a colonoscopy next week. I should print this and blu-tak it to my hospital bed before I go under.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Sunshine Insertion Mechanism"
 jochenau: @WTF Are they gonna start putting these in Walmarts next to the blood pressure machines?
 bug: Warning: Tentacle hentai ahead. Please bring two katanas and cover your buttocks.
 bug: Instructions clear. -Terrifying, but clear.
 trelyate: still better than dealing with airport security
 WTF: Cool! An automated colonoscopy for the elderly.
 wolfpk: Is this instructions for a ski lift, or a sex toy?
 Mr. Shine: I'm not experienced enough to ski here.
 Teechur: Hangeroids in 3....2....
 augustus: Buttlift
Image 247964   05-17-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
 frankie: @Christina yes.
 Christina: Is it fluffy or floofy?
 trelyate: floofiest floofer
 Christina: That's a furry friend.
 Urn BooUrn: I am fluffier than you.
Image 247963   05-17-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 DrNinjaman: Honey, do we have any extra "ordinary"? The neighbors need some to wrap up their Wednesday.
 Air Biscuit: Wouldent a red balloon serve a similar purpose?
 bug: Pics or it didn't happen.
 Mr. Shine: "Take no prisoners, leave no evidence. "
 sir toke a lot: Or we will murder your family.
 barfolomew: Oh, this is an ad for the new app Instapie!
Image 247962   05-17-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
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 barfolomew: Subtitles for the subtext-impaired
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