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253265  Prostata: with that much floof sleeping is snow problem!

253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

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253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

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 Mr Bleak: @jochenau Why? My (infrared) thermometer measures to 550C - never needed that high, but I deep fry at 190C and it's handy to check the thermostat.
 Scoo: It's that 0.8 of a baby that really pushes you over the edge
 SpaceCow: The Human Torch likes screwing with his doctors.
 jochenau: I'd be worried about a Celsius thermometer that can go up to 100 degrees.
 barfolomew: Or possibly a lot of porn.
Image 247970   05-17-18   Uploaded by    jem
 petepuma: @Skinr The Deus Ex Machina?
 Scoo: Are those anything like steamed hams?
 Skinr: Hey, THERE'S the escape pod!
 sparenamelaptopdied: The ideal way to maintain your unhealthy eating habits whilst camping
 jochenau: I wonder if it's significant that they're "Heat N' Serve" and not "Heat N' Eat".
 Side Boob: There's no way this can be any good.
Image 247969   05-17-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Kaviri: Wilford Brimley.
 fanny: accidental bad :( plz help :(
 Telkwa: Did someone say Hamdingers?!
 barfolomew: Morla the Ancient One was a lot more chill in her early days.
 sorghum: I too love being a turtle.
 Oh Don Piano: I love it.
 professorpig: Weeeelllll heeeeeeeelllooooooo theeeeeerrrrrreeee.
Image 247968   05-17-18   Uploaded by    the snark
 Greifer: ha!
 Greifer: eat an apple gets you 5 hp back
 Not A Bot: "Here, let me whisper soft nothings to you as you sip - look I'll get my we lips all close to your ear and just vap you with 'en
 Side Boob: Just run over a health pack and you'll be fine.
Image 247967   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 Christina: This Attack on Titan CGI is not impressive.
 SpaceCow: B13, you are my battleship.
 Telkwa: Russian oligarchs?
Image 247966   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Scoo: Busty!
 grizzly: And that man was Abraham Lincoln.
 Telkwa: Stony 1000 yard stare intensifies.
Image 247965   05-17-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
 Mr Bleak: Anything is a ski lift if you're brave enough.
 El hefe: Damn it Mr. Garrison, stop inventing things
 glenalec: I'm getting a colonoscopy next week. I should print this and blu-tak it to my hospital bed before I go under.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Sunshine Insertion Mechanism"
 jochenau: @WTF Are they gonna start putting these in Walmarts next to the blood pressure machines?
 bug: Warning: Tentacle hentai ahead. Please bring two katanas and cover your buttocks.
 bug: Instructions clear. -Terrifying, but clear.
 trelyate: still better than dealing with airport security
 WTF: Cool! An automated colonoscopy for the elderly.
 wolfpk: Is this instructions for a ski lift, or a sex toy?
 Mr. Shine: I'm not experienced enough to ski here.
 Teechur: Hangeroids in 3....2....
 augustus: Buttlift
Image 247964   05-17-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
 frankie: @Christina yes.
 Christina: Is it fluffy or floofy?
 trelyate: floofiest floofer
 Christina: That's a furry friend.
 Urn BooUrn: I am fluffier than you.
Image 247963   05-17-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 DrNinjaman: Honey, do we have any extra "ordinary"? The neighbors need some to wrap up their Wednesday.
 Air Biscuit: Wouldent a red balloon serve a similar purpose?
 bug: Pics or it didn't happen.
 Mr. Shine: "Take no prisoners, leave no evidence. "
 sir toke a lot: Or we will murder your family.
 barfolomew: Oh, this is an ad for the new app Instapie!
Image 247962   05-17-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
 Christina: [quiet comment typing]
 barfolomew: Subtitles for the subtext-impaired
Image 247961   05-17-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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