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257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

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257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.



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 a robot: A toast: To bread! For without bread, we would have no toast.
 fanny: @glenalec wish it were raisin toast raising a toast
 glenalec: A toaster raising toast raising a toast.
Image 247886   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
398
 
 Mr. Shine: I love these, but every one I've tried to raise dies after about eight months.
 tib gubb: bonzai???
Image 247885   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
318
 
 Mr Bleak: @GoGo Robotto Nah - the hats aren't nearly silly enough!
 VoR: Seamen looking healthy
 Musician: @tib gubb and that's just the officers!
 GoGo Robotto: I skipped this pic before... because I thought it was the 'beauty of North Korea'. Thx, @kinjongun!
 wolfpk: Ok, everyone jump in 3 2...
 WannaBee: Kick line!
 tib gubb: uh... uhhhhh.... that's a lot of sailors on a small boat
 Mr. Shine: *First guy stumbles, twenty minutes later, last guy falls into ocean*
 Air Biscuit: Were gonna need more coffee mugs.
Image 247884   05-16-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
534
 
 Science: Oh, here we go with the fat jokes! You know, I just wish you could hit the easy targets on the firing range so well! Aw, Lou. Why do we hurt each other so?
 antipatterns: Hey don't make fun some of the clone batches had hormone problems okay?
 barfolomew: O I have let myself go
 dope: Stormpooper
 Kaviri: Codpiece.
 Scoo: [Heavy Breathing]
 wolfpk: Vader: I am definitely going to have to have a talk with those cloners!
 Sadbot: Boba Fat
 Shay: Your lack of a healthy diet disturbs me.
 mrdiron: Aren't you a little big boned for a stormtrooper?
 glenalec: BB88 trooper.
Image 247883   05-16-18   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
378
 
 cthulhu: One MILLION dollars
 Mr. Shine: @Scoo HEEDEE HEEDEE HEEDEE HEEDEE!
 Scoo: @Shay HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HOHHHH!!!!!
 Shay: HAH-CHACHACHACHACHACHA!!!!!
Image 247882   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
357
 
 Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.
 Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.
 bug: "A Frighten" 1954, colorized.
 tib gubb: they call him little and vicious; i think it's plain to see why
Image 247881   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
635
 
 Peter Pantsless: *throws hi-res pokeball"
Image 247880   05-16-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
362
 
 shipotle: Danny DeVito is Asian Andy Warhol
 savvoy: I don't mind the artist suffering, it's when they inflict their work on the public that I object
 Kaviri: I am not beautiful, therefore I must channel beauty through me.
 Shay: Dandy Warhol
 glenalec: @Mexico - Already been done, I'm afraid. (Seriously!)
 Not A Bot: and his fursuit is under all that.
 Mexico: @Sadbot A lot of visual art these days tends to suck. Hell, I could shit on a canvas and call it art. Now give me grant money!
 Sadbot: I was just at an art gallery opening, and this is a better piece than any of the bougie masturbation I saw there
Image 247879   05-16-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
187
 
 Robespierre: And now the "news", presented by a witch
 Prefuse: And spicy pumpkin juice
 Mumbo Dingus: Resting Spicoli face
 cakefizzle: Vintage penis pumps
 Scoo: Bought by the VA. Of course, they don't mention that, because their viewers would probably support that.
 Mr. Whiskers: Worth every penny
 tib gubb: *cynicism intensifies*
 glenalec: Don't worry, they are just using them to try and lower sea levels.
Image 247878   05-16-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
482
 
 Not A Bot: STOP! HAMMER TIME!
Image 247877   05-16-18   Uploaded by    skittles
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