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269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3



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Score:
187
 
 Robespierre: And now the "news", presented by a witch
 Prefuse: And spicy pumpkin juice
 Mumbo Dingus: Resting Spicoli face
 cakefizzle: Vintage penis pumps
 Scoo: Bought by the VA. Of course, they don't mention that, because their viewers would probably support that.
 Mr. Whiskers: Worth every penny
 tib gubb: *cynicism intensifies*
 glenalec: Don't worry, they are just using them to try and lower sea levels.
Image 247878   05-16-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
482
 
 Not A Bot: STOP! HAMMER TIME!
Image 247877   05-16-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
160
 
 Robespierre: Northbound, that's me
 bug: Meta-trolling.
 square44: I always wondered why YouTube was so unpopular in Ecuador.
 when so: let's take a trip to nunavut
Image 247876   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
440
 
 savvoy: Hold the drink to my lips, Ramon. Closer. Clooooser...
 a robot: C'mon lady, you matched your chair, towel, Walkman and parrot belly, but wore a RED swimsuit?!
 2Berries: Laziest. Captain. Ever. I mean not even on a ship
 Mr. Shine: RAD for *squints* . . . Sports Walkman?
 Nope: She stole Koko's Parrot!
Image 247875   05-16-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
574
 
 Disclosure: Cho Aniki had to start somewhere
 Kaviri: Cha-cha-cha-kill me.
 DrNinjaman: @barfolomew I feel like I should be moved back to yellow for such a rookie mistake.
 barfolomew: @DrNinjaman the Robin Williams movie with Joan Cusack got three sequels?
 glenalec: Sid grew up to be a respected artist.
 DrNinjaman: Toy story 4, duh
 DrNinjaman: Toys 4 sneak peak
Image 247874   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
241
 
 Kaviri: Parthenogenesis
 Scoo: By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings
 itskando: Palentine's Day
 jochenau: I have no idea what's going on here, but Galaxy Quest is an excellent movie choice in the first panel.
 Shay: By 2040, they're gonna need a bigger apartment.
 glenalec: @tib gubb - reproducing, apparently.
 tib gubb: excuse me but what are you all doing
Image 247873   05-16-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
339
 
 CrookedCop: Sock it to me
 wolfpk: Someone found the "special" grass.
 waffles: Is your girlfriend a hippie?
Image 247872   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
414
 
 Scoo: Didn't this bloke used to sell cigarettes?
 Sadbot: @glenalec It's even worse than that, try asserting that black people are...well, people and all the reactionaries crawl up your ass with an AR-15. I've visited Melbourne and my biggest complaint about it was all the European tourists being thoughtless shits. I joke around a lot and troll my Kiwi friends by saying their Aussie accent is spot on, but we're a lot a like, you and I.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - Modern US reactionary attitudes are a bit disappointing as back before about 60 years ago they were the the most innovatively progressive Western country. That's why you have, for example, all those simplified spelling mods to your English (which, other than the ize travesty, I prefer). Now the US is among the most change-adverse Western countries. Try changing the spelling of a word in the US today and expect to be lynched!
 Sadbot: @glenalec When we tried to change the 100 and 20 to match the rest of the first-world in terms of paper currency, all the olds threw a shitfit. Americans are the dumbest people I've ever met.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - She doesn't really have any power left anyway - she (or her representative the Governor General) can dissolve parliament if she feels like it, forcing an election and that's about it.
 Sadbot: @glenalec Thinking about a little, I'd prefer her to the genocidal powdered wigs we have on our currency. Canadians get the loonie, a cool bird. I'm kinda jealous.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - She is on $5s but no other denominations of notes. And all coins except 50c. And speaking of Monopoly money, you guys still print on paper in mono/bi-tone (with a dot matrix printer?) don't you?
 Sadbot: @glenalec Because your money looks like Monopoly money with the Queen of England all over it. No offense...well, some offense you monarchist bootlickers
 glenalec: @DrNinjaman - Mostly of the politically-inconvenient-to-Britain type.
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec Because Australians are criminals
 glenalec: But why are they US banknotes and not AU?
 Yam: I remember this movie! Kangaroo Dennis!
Image 247871   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
36
 
 Shay: cottage cheese cellulite uggos is the name of my new line of dairy products.
 Not Sam: He has a type
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Kaviri: They elected the greatest among them to lead them into a brighter future. They called upon Dildo Swaggins in their time of need.
Image 247870   05-16-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
179
 
 SpaceCow: Having separated from Dunder and Mifflen, Michael ran for office in a little district in Indiana.
 Mr. Whiskers: We have a Dennis R-a-p-e running for school board. And an Anna Nicole Blood running for something too. Politics is weird.
 Annoying Vegan : We have a local candidate called Elizabeth Warren who often receives hate mail intended for the senator of the same name.
 Not A Bot: Aww, goatley.
 Sadbot: Have you ever been a shill for corporate interests...on weed?
Image 247869   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
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