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268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

268930  MrBoffo: Ghost of Retail Past

268931  SunWukong: @bad tony It derives from the Sanskrit for "eggplant".

268876  antipatterns: Listen to Bon Jovi for 20 years then die

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
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11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
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15. fisto: 1437 points
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Score:
482
 
 Not A Bot: STOP! HAMMER TIME!
Image 247877   05-16-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
160
 
 Robespierre: Northbound, that's me
 bug: Meta-trolling.
 square44: I always wondered why YouTube was so unpopular in Ecuador.
 when so: let's take a trip to nunavut
Image 247876   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
440
 
 savvoy: Hold the drink to my lips, Ramon. Closer. Clooooser...
 a robot: C'mon lady, you matched your chair, towel, Walkman and parrot belly, but wore a RED swimsuit?!
 2Berries: Laziest. Captain. Ever. I mean not even on a ship
 Mr. Shine: RAD for *squints* . . . Sports Walkman?
 Nope: She stole Koko's Parrot!
Image 247875   05-16-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
574
 
 Disclosure: Cho Aniki had to start somewhere
 Kaviri: Cha-cha-cha-kill me.
 DrNinjaman: @barfolomew I feel like I should be moved back to yellow for such a rookie mistake.
 barfolomew: @DrNinjaman the Robin Williams movie with Joan Cusack got three sequels?
 glenalec: Sid grew up to be a respected artist.
 DrNinjaman: Toy story 4, duh
 DrNinjaman: Toys 4 sneak peak
Image 247874   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
241
 
 Kaviri: Parthenogenesis
 Scoo: By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings
 itskando: Palentine's Day
 jochenau: I have no idea what's going on here, but Galaxy Quest is an excellent movie choice in the first panel.
 Shay: By 2040, they're gonna need a bigger apartment.
 glenalec: @tib gubb - reproducing, apparently.
 tib gubb: excuse me but what are you all doing
Image 247873   05-16-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
339
 
 CrookedCop: Sock it to me
 wolfpk: Someone found the "special" grass.
 waffles: Is your girlfriend a hippie?
Image 247872   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
414
 
 Scoo: Didn't this bloke used to sell cigarettes?
 Sadbot: @glenalec It's even worse than that, try asserting that black people are...well, people and all the reactionaries crawl up your ass with an AR-15. I've visited Melbourne and my biggest complaint about it was all the European tourists being thoughtless shits. I joke around a lot and troll my Kiwi friends by saying their Aussie accent is spot on, but we're a lot a like, you and I.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - Modern US reactionary attitudes are a bit disappointing as back before about 60 years ago they were the the most innovatively progressive Western country. That's why you have, for example, all those simplified spelling mods to your English (which, other than the ize travesty, I prefer). Now the US is among the most change-adverse Western countries. Try changing the spelling of a word in the US today and expect to be lynched!
 Sadbot: @glenalec When we tried to change the 100 and 20 to match the rest of the first-world in terms of paper currency, all the olds threw a shitfit. Americans are the dumbest people I've ever met.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - She doesn't really have any power left anyway - she (or her representative the Governor General) can dissolve parliament if she feels like it, forcing an election and that's about it.
 Sadbot: @glenalec Thinking about a little, I'd prefer her to the genocidal powdered wigs we have on our currency. Canadians get the loonie, a cool bird. I'm kinda jealous.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - She is on $5s but no other denominations of notes. And all coins except 50c. And speaking of Monopoly money, you guys still print on paper in mono/bi-tone (with a dot matrix printer?) don't you?
 Sadbot: @glenalec Because your money looks like Monopoly money with the Queen of England all over it. No offense...well, some offense you monarchist bootlickers
 glenalec: @DrNinjaman - Mostly of the politically-inconvenient-to-Britain type.
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec Because Australians are criminals
 glenalec: But why are they US banknotes and not AU?
 Yam: I remember this movie! Kangaroo Dennis!
Image 247871   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
36
 
 Shay: cottage cheese cellulite uggos is the name of my new line of dairy products.
 Not Sam: He has a type
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Kaviri: They elected the greatest among them to lead them into a brighter future. They called upon Dildo Swaggins in their time of need.
Image 247870   05-16-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
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 SpaceCow: Having separated from Dunder and Mifflen, Michael ran for office in a little district in Indiana.
 Mr. Whiskers: We have a Dennis R-a-p-e running for school board. And an Anna Nicole Blood running for something too. Politics is weird.
 Annoying Vegan : We have a local candidate called Elizabeth Warren who often receives hate mail intended for the senator of the same name.
 Not A Bot: Aww, goatley.
 Sadbot: Have you ever been a shill for corporate interests...on weed?
Image 247869   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
231
 
 Kaviri: My esophagus is tellin me no. But my mind, my mind is tellin me yes.
 Scoo: Awwww yissss, the best player got the starring role
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pineapples fuckin great!!!
Image 247868   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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