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268959  rockkstar: What a charming face! He looks like he wants to have fun!

268943  Darmstadtium: So it is not depression, i'm just feeling younger...

268948  Dr. Bathroom: Weird NJ!

268920  tib gubb: FAAAAAABULOUS

268947  ignatz: 7 years of bad luck, assuming you survive the first 7 seconds..

268948  ignatz: I've heard of concrete boots but this is a ridiculous murder method..

268945  Not A Bot: His beak can hold more than his bellycan

268935  Yam: It's my birthday... you know what that means... I'm putting on my Best Tux

268954  ignatz: Yeah that's your story..

268940  MrBoffo: Quadrophenia

268942  MrBoffo: Hm. Maybe I shoulda taken that left turn at Tierra del Fuego

268925  MrBoffo: @VoR ...for a bleedin' PSYCHOPATH

268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. Sydney: 1706 points
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11. beyardo: 1584 points
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14. fisto: 1452 points
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 Kaviri: Parthenogenesis
 Scoo: By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings
 itskando: Palentine's Day
 jochenau: I have no idea what's going on here, but Galaxy Quest is an excellent movie choice in the first panel.
 Shay: By 2040, they're gonna need a bigger apartment.
 glenalec: @tib gubb - reproducing, apparently.
 tib gubb: excuse me but what are you all doing
Image 247873   05-16-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
339
 
 CrookedCop: Sock it to me
 wolfpk: Someone found the "special" grass.
 waffles: Is your girlfriend a hippie?
Image 247872   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
414
 
 Scoo: Didn't this bloke used to sell cigarettes?
 Sadbot: @glenalec It's even worse than that, try asserting that black people are...well, people and all the reactionaries crawl up your ass with an AR-15. I've visited Melbourne and my biggest complaint about it was all the European tourists being thoughtless shits. I joke around a lot and troll my Kiwi friends by saying their Aussie accent is spot on, but we're a lot a like, you and I.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - Modern US reactionary attitudes are a bit disappointing as back before about 60 years ago they were the the most innovatively progressive Western country. That's why you have, for example, all those simplified spelling mods to your English (which, other than the ize travesty, I prefer). Now the US is among the most change-adverse Western countries. Try changing the spelling of a word in the US today and expect to be lynched!
 Sadbot: @glenalec When we tried to change the 100 and 20 to match the rest of the first-world in terms of paper currency, all the olds threw a shitfit. Americans are the dumbest people I've ever met.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - She doesn't really have any power left anyway - she (or her representative the Governor General) can dissolve parliament if she feels like it, forcing an election and that's about it.
 Sadbot: @glenalec Thinking about a little, I'd prefer her to the genocidal powdered wigs we have on our currency. Canadians get the loonie, a cool bird. I'm kinda jealous.
 glenalec: @Sadbot - She is on $5s but no other denominations of notes. And all coins except 50c. And speaking of Monopoly money, you guys still print on paper in mono/bi-tone (with a dot matrix printer?) don't you?
 Sadbot: @glenalec Because your money looks like Monopoly money with the Queen of England all over it. No offense...well, some offense you monarchist bootlickers
 glenalec: @DrNinjaman - Mostly of the politically-inconvenient-to-Britain type.
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec Because Australians are criminals
 glenalec: But why are they US banknotes and not AU?
 Yam: I remember this movie! Kangaroo Dennis!
Image 247871   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
36
 
 Shay: cottage cheese cellulite uggos is the name of my new line of dairy products.
 Not Sam: He has a type
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Kaviri: They elected the greatest among them to lead them into a brighter future. They called upon Dildo Swaggins in their time of need.
Image 247870   05-16-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
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 SpaceCow: Having separated from Dunder and Mifflen, Michael ran for office in a little district in Indiana.
 Mr. Whiskers: We have a Dennis R-a-p-e running for school board. And an Anna Nicole Blood running for something too. Politics is weird.
 Annoying Vegan : We have a local candidate called Elizabeth Warren who often receives hate mail intended for the senator of the same name.
 Not A Bot: Aww, goatley.
 Sadbot: Have you ever been a shill for corporate interests...on weed?
Image 247869   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
231
 
 Kaviri: My esophagus is tellin me no. But my mind, my mind is tellin me yes.
 Scoo: Awwww yissss, the best player got the starring role
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pineapples fuckin great!!!
Image 247868   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
123
 
 Rachelina: Annual Thetan Clearance Sale
 Kaviri: Big, on the scene.
 DrNinjaman: Big Ot is surprisingly woke.
 sparename: "I'll race you there"
Image 247867   05-16-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
329
 
 trees: I like the number 88 because of pianos, but now it has been ruined by neonazis
 Kaviri: I love the 90's.
 Zarathustra: I love 34.5, only a half of what takes place in 69.
 wolfpk: For some reason, they can't keep that one on stock.
 barfolomew: I am just generally fond of numbers.
Image 247866   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 eumoria: I dont recognise the guy on the bottom left...he looks like Lloyd Bridges as Captain Kangaroo
 a robot: @glenalec Thank you for posting this comment because in the course of googling to understand it I've had the pleasure of hearing "The Toronto Song" for the first time and my life is now complete :D
 glenalec: When I park my car I take up two spots / I let my dog loose on your lawn. / I Give away endings during movies and / I never ever flush the john. // I go to Safeway and try to use old coupons / I cut my kids hair like a bowl (like a bowl) / I smoke big cigars around .. little babys, why? / Coz I'm an asshole.
 a robot: Well at least one of these guys IS a mass shooter, so....
Image 247865   05-16-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
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 VoR: @Scoo 499 short
 Dreforian: @Jabberwikket I'd marry her in an instant. And that human woman ain't so bad either.
 Jabberwikket: She seems fun
 Fast Sloth: @Yurishiro Aqua-Gator!
 Scoo: Luxus Lurch - revealed!
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 Knice: Splashro-Gator
 wolfpk: Dancing with Gators
 Sadbot: youtube.com/…
Image 247864   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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